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Ok, so I was listening to my iPod and I started a Song shuffle with all 666 (I know, awesome right?) songs on my iPod. So the 35th song read:

"Paradise City
Guns N' Roses
Apatite for Destruction"

I didn't feel like a Guns n Roses mood so I switched to the next song. The 36th song read the following:

"Paradise City
Guns N Roses
Guns N Roses Greatest Hits"

I was all "Holy Freckles!!!" and all that stuff. And I switched back and forth between the two songs goin' all "DAMN!" It was pretty crazy.

How do I care; let me count the ways.


Zero


Kthnxbai

Did you really say Holy Freckles?

Sure.

...Only 666 songs ?

One time, we successfully made it a Thorinn with a Roland.

Yeah..we.. we called it a bullshit.

kooky

Originally posted by Barker
One time, we successfully made it a Thorinn with a Roland.

Yeah..we.. we called it a bullshit.

Skis, huh?

That's right!

Great! They yours?

Uh-huh.

Both of 'em?

Yes.

Ah... cool!

Axel Rose is a girl, ITS A GIRL I TELLZ YAH!

Originally posted by Mywi
...Only 666 songs ?

Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere?

So where are you headin'?

Aspen.

Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?

Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight?

According to the map we've only gone about 4 inches. You know, I don't think we're going to have enough gas money.

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Originally posted by Mywi
...Only 666 songs ?

So I told myself, Beth you just got to run girl and oh you know what that clutz did next?

No, and I DON'T CARE!


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Who ever did that one sucked.

Well suck me sideways!

Who's got the foot long?

No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.

The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Hey, look, the Monkees! They were a huge influence on the Beatles.

That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

Austria.

Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Let's not.

...No Way!

That's GREAT!



WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk?

Where Did you come up with a Scam like THAT?

Saw it in a movie once.

haha so these guys sucker some guy into picking up their tab, and then get away scot-free?

No - In the movie, they catch them 2 miles down the road and slit their throats. IT WAS A GOOD ONE!

This isn't my real job, you know.

No?

Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store.

That's nice.

I got worms!

I beg your pardon?

That's what we're gonna call it. I got worms! We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.

AWWWWWWWWW!!!

....Where's the booze?

I GOT ROBBED BY A SWEET OLD LADY IN A MOTORIZED CART!......and I didnt even see it COMING!

Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?

It's the Soup of the Day.

Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.

Do you think you could watch my stuff while i go inside and break a dollar?

Of course.

Huh. You know I guess what they say is true. Old People - although both slow, and dangerous behind the wheel - can still serve a purpose... Don't You Go Dying On Me!

What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?

No, it was a girl.

FOR GOD SAKES JUST GIMME THE GOD DAMN NUMBER!!!!

Check out the funbags on that hosehound.

I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

I C-Cant feel my f-f-f-ingers any-m-more lloyd. They're - They're NUMB!

Eeeee that looks pretty bad. Why Don't you take this extra pair of gloves? My hands are starting to get sweaty...

E..Extra Gloves? You've had this extra pair of gloves this whole time?

....Yeah. We're in The Rockies!

HARRY!!! YOUR HANDS ARE FREEEEZING!!!

I'm gonna kill you, lloyd

He blamed me....You Heard him. His last words.

....Not if you count the gurgling sound.