Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
I'll give it a go! Don't promise it'll be good but...
Jack, Barbossa and Elizabeth are walking down the sandbar. Suddenly Jack draws two pistols and turns them around his fingers...cowboy style.
Keira: Johnny? What are you doin?!
Johnny: Sorry...it just felt like we were in a western movie for a sec.
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Jack the monkey lights the firework but forgets to let go and is dragged along with it.
Gore: Ermmm....we got a monkey down.
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Jack: Once was quite enough.
Elizabeth: Thank you...oh! Screw it! I haven't had a good smooch ever since DMC PLUS my character needs this.
Chases Johnny around while making kissing noises.
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Elizabeth: This is madness!
Jack: This is politics...although if Obama and Clinton did anything like this in their debates I would watch a hell of a lot more.
Keira: You should run for president!
Johnny: What does that have to do with anything?
Keira: I thought you could run while still in character...it's about time america had a president who didn't bathe, drank rum openly and lived on a black ship instead of a white house.
Geoffrey: The girls would vote for you...I would too!
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Jack breaths on Will to get him off the Pearl.
Orlando: Yummmmm! Smells like Orbit's strawberry gum.
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Will is in the water hanging on to the barrel with the corpse.
Orlando: I hate him...oh! who am I kidding?! I love him.
The guy playing the corpse raises his head: me too! That's the only reason I excepted this job.
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Elizabeth and Will are on the beach. Will gives the chest to Elizabeth and turns around to leave.Elizabeth runs after him.
Keira: William Archibald Deyna Willingham Whelpson Tuner the second stop right now and give me a kiss! Johnny didn't kiss me but you can't get away.
Orlando: Have you thought that maybe we don't wanna kiss you because you're a bad kisser AND you taste like last night's left over?!
Gore: You guys! Stop it. From the top.
Elizabeth runs after Will.
Keira: Will! Stop! How dare you leave me knocked up without even giving me a kiss?
Gore: What was THAT?
Keira: I just feel my character wouldn't be too happy about getting knocked up and left on a little beach with no cute body gaurds when she could be sailing into the sunset with a certain pirate.
Gore sighs: From the top!
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Tia:...you locked away what should always have been mine!
She lays a hand on Davy's chest.
Bill Nighy: Are you looking for my wallet?
LOL THOSE WERE GREAT
My Fav:
Jack, Barbossa and Elizabeth are walking down the sandbar. Suddenly Jack draws two pistols and turns them around his fingers...cowboy style.
Keira: Johnny? What are you doin?!
Johnny: Sorry...it just felt like we were in a western movie for a sec.

I cant stop laughing