Funny Quotes

Started by Harken2 pages

Funny Quotes

Just name funny quotes that you have heard.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

"I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -George W. Bush

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom." -Bob Hope

been done before

Originally posted by TRH
been done before

Yeah, well Jacope's a virgin, so there.

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, well Jacope's a virgin, so there.
wow....

Sorry i did a search and didnt find anything guess i didnt look hard enough

Originally posted by Harken
Sorry i did a search and didnt find anything guess i didnt look hard enough
Tsure's brother likes hard enough.

Originally posted by Barker
Tsure's brother likes hard enough.
huh?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
huh?

taft said huh once.

Originally posted by Barker
taft said huh once.
so did skeets

Originally posted by Barker
taft said huh once.
tuft

sleeping_wave

Mywi stole my wii.

Originally posted by Barker
Mywi stole my wii.
i heard she gave you a handy for it...steeks

Yeah, it was dandy.

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, it was dandy.
so she dint steal it it was just and expensive handy zoolander

Originally posted by Barker
Mywi stole my wii.

Mywi is not pronounced like my wii. 131

Originally posted by Mywi
Mywi is not pronounced like my wii. 131
lol my wi>>me wi?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lol my wi>>me wi?

My is as in million; wi as in vision. 131

I hope that made sense. 131

Originally posted by MR.Grum
so she dint steal it it was just and expensive handy zoolander

~derelickmyballs~
Originally posted by Mywi
Mywi is not pronounced like my wii. 131

Me wii? 31

Like a Brit?

Originally posted by Mywi
My is as in [b]million; wi as in vision. 131

I hope that made sense. 131 [/B]

none so ever
Originally posted by Barker
~derelickmyballs~

Me wii? 31

Like a Brit?

wanna make up and go have a supermodel..? orgy?