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So, my mother stole my modem chord to keep me offline. Well, I stole it back and decided to come online. She woke up about an hour ago and I was hiding behind the chair. XD It was hilarious. When I was sneaking back to my room, I had to crawl. I was almost to the kitchen when I let myself down on my side. Well, my armpit did that fart noise really loud. I was almost scott free and I laughed loud. That is my story. Go ahead Barker, Maynard. I know you'll make an appearance.

Barker couldn't be here, he had a sacrificing to go to. Then after that a Light lunch with the President of Ukraine.


Ahem

Another thread?

Why, yes it is. I see you are up to the posting thing again.

I don't remember taking any sort of announced break.

You don't seem of the type to make announcements unless it is about retarded shows.

Like that one time I announced that I watched the last episode of The Sopranos?

Emphasis on ONE.

geez

Haha, when you said tempted, I thought you were talking about your brother. 13

And that Urkranian president doesn't eat shit, wtf. 31

Originally posted by Da Rev
Like that one time I announced that I watched the last episode of The Sopranos?

Emphasis on ONE. And?Originally posted by Barker
Haha, when you said tempted, I thought you were talking about your brother. 13

And that Urkranian president doesn't eat shit, wtf. 31 Umm yeah.

bejay

srug

I just srug'd in this thread.

Originally posted by taft
srug

I just srug'd in this thread. I just quoted taft.

Originally posted by Thorrin
I just quoted taft.

****er

Originally posted by taft
****er Howdy ma'am.

tip-hat

I spent an hour once trying to remember the smilie code for that.

Originally posted by Thorrin
I spent an hour once trying to remember the smilie code for that.
You probably spent another one trying to get an erection.

Ooh burn, etc.

Originally posted by Barker
You probably spent another one trying to get an erection.

Ooh burn, etc.

ED joke

Originally posted by Barker
You probably spent another one trying to get an erection.

Ooh burn, etc. What were you doing spying on me again? Does the restraining order mean nothing to you?

If you steal your modem cord again I'll have to have you detained as an enemy combatant

Originally posted by Thorrin
What were you doing spying on me again? Does the restraining order mean nothing to you?
Yeah.

No.


I wasn't spying, the camera was.

Finish the sig...31

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah.

No.


I wasn't spying, the camera was. That's what I get for selling Barker a spy camera

Originally posted by Skeets
Finish the sig...31
Oops, got caught up in my hacking. 131wank
Originally posted by Strangelove
That's what I get for selling Barker a spy camera
Sheesh, watch a guy in the shower 8 or 9 times and you hear about it forever.

I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I ****in' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as ****. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Originally posted by Barker
Sheesh, watch a guy in the shower 8 or 9 times and you hear about it forever. I'm going to be telling that story at Christmas parties for years to come haermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm going to be telling that story at Christmas parties for years to come haermm
Haha, you said come. haermm

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Om All caps, etc.

Originally posted by Barker
Haha, you said come. haermm always haermm

P.Bear...haermm

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BARKER'S SIG = BEST SIGNATURE EVER!!!

Originally posted by Strangelove
always haermm
Come isn't constant, change is. haermm
Originally posted by Skeets
P.Bear...haermm
Not since the name change. haermm
Originally posted by Kram3r
crylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

BARKER'S SIG = BEST SIGNATURE EVER!!!
Does it warrant a Barkermon update..? 131

Originally posted by Kram3r
crylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

BARKER'S SIG = BEST SIGNATURE EVER!!!

Shouldn't you be doing Modern History?.... shouldn't i be studying? yes i should be, wtf am i doing here?

Originally posted by Barker
Does it warrant a Barkermon update..? 131

I'm pulling a bit of a Barker for a while, school's a *****. haermm

Originally posted by Prabhodh
Shouldn't you be doing Modern History?.... shouldn't i be studying? yes i should be, wtf am i doing here?

Yeah, I should be. sly

Originally posted by Tsure
So, my mother stole my modem chord to keep me offline. Well, I stole it back and decided to come online. She woke up about an hour ago and I was hiding behind the chair. XD It was hilarious. When I was sneaking back to my room, I had to crawl. I was almost to the kitchen when I let myself down on my side. Well, my armpit did that fart noise really loud. I was almost scott free and I laughed loud. That is my story. Go ahead Barker, Maynard. I know you'll make an appearance.

Could have been funny if I knew what your house looked like

Originally posted by Barker
Come isn't constant, change is. haermm Wise words, Barker/Confucius haermm

Originally posted by Sparkly
Could have been funny if I knew what your house looked like The bathroom, kitchen, and mom's room are all connected. I have walk past her room to get to the kitchen and the bathroom.

Still?

still what?

Atta boy.

I think you are making another ****ing gay joke.

You think so?

No, I'm sure now. When are you going to come up with new material?

How did you get a gay joke from "Still"?

Alex: Still?
Dustin: Still what?
Alex: Atta boy

When visually read.

Originally posted by Tsure
Alextill?
Dustintill what?
Alex: Atta boy

When visually read. I fail to see your reasoning.

Yeah, flimsy logic at best, dude

Nevermind. Your mind is moving slow this early in the afternoon.

Originally posted by Tsure
Nevermind. Your mind is moving slow this early in the afternoon. Are you calling me gay?

Originally posted by Tsure
Nevermind. Your mind is moving slow this early in the afternoon. His mind is moving slowly? How can you say that when you're also accusing him of making a gay joke using the word "still"?

You're the one who's a little slow, pal

Originally posted by Da Rev
Are you calling me gay? Why yes, yes I am. Originally posted by Strangelove
His mind is moving slowly? How can you say that when you're also accusing him of making a gay joke using the word "still"?

You're the one who's a little slow, pal I didn't consider it on just the word still.

Originally posted by Tsure
Why yes, yes I am. I didn't consider it on just the word still. it was "Atta Boy"?!

I'm so hilarious, I don't even know when I'm making a joke

You should get paid for this.


It's that funny.

Originally posted by Da Rev
it was "Atta Boy"?!

I'm so hilarious, I don't even know when I'm making a joke Knowing you, I wouldn't let anything past me.

Originally posted by Tsure
Knowing you, I wouldn't let anything past me. Even a simple "Still". I think you need to tone the crazy down a bit.

Originally posted by Da Rev
Even a simple "Still". I think you need to tone the crazy down a bit. Omg, it wasn't the still part. If you wouldn't have gone "Atta boy" after I went "still what?" Then I would not have thought it.

Still?

mhm

You dragged this on for too long. You could've said "I made a bad judgement, I'm sorry."

That would have been admitting he was wrong.

Originally posted by Thorrin
That would have been admitting he was wrong. Exactly. He's too proud of his gay brother.

Pride goeth before the fall.

Originally posted by Thorrin
Pride goeth before the fall. you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

You flatter me. blush2

You fatter me. blush2

Originally posted by Thorrin
Pride goeth before the fall. Actually, it's Prides comes before the fall 131

Strangles just comes.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Actually, it's Prides comes before the fall 131 Who asked you? 13

It's like a just come party

Originally posted by Thorrin
Who asked you? 13 Everyone.

Just Ask Strangelove sly

Originally posted by Barker
Strangles just comes. Barker likes to announce my coming 313

Originally posted by Tsure
So, my mother stole my modem chord to keep me offline. Well, I stole it back and decided to come online. She woke up about an hour ago and I was hiding behind the chair. XD It was hilarious. When I was sneaking back to my room, I had to crawl. I was almost to the kitchen when I let myself down on my side. Well, my armpit did that fart noise really loud. I was almost scott free and I laughed loud. That is my story. Go ahead Barker, Maynard. I know you'll make an appearance.

hysterical


Ahem. Why'd she wanna keep you offline in the first place?

Originally posted by Selina*Starfire
hysterical


Ahem. Why'd she wanna keep you offline in the first place? She says I'm on it too much.

Originally posted by Tsure
She says I'm on it too much.

Pfft. You can never be online, or on KMC, too much. ermmhappy

Originally posted by Selina*Starfire
Pfft. You can never be online, or on KMC, too much. ermmhappy That's the truth.

yes

Parents are such assholes.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and just bump this.

Why Roland?

Originally posted by Tsure
Parents are such assholes.
Your brother must really like them then.

Originally posted by Tsure
Why Roland?

I've been gone for a week and that's a good excuse to bump threads.

thorinnsrug

Originally posted by Strangelove
Roland just bumps jockey

Aye. 131

Originally posted by Tsure
Yeah. I guess so. Why this thread though?

I thought there would be some Barkantics going on in it.

Oh well.

Couldn't be assed, etc.


Haha, I said ass. In Tsure's thread. Because he has a gay brother.

Haha.

Stop touching me.

Originally posted by Barker
Couldn't be assed, etc.


Haha, I said ass. In Tsure's thread. Because he has a gay brother.

Haha.

Stop touching me.

ermmha

Originally posted by Barker
Couldn't be assed, etc.


Haha, I said ass. In Tsure's thread. Because he has a gay brother.

Haha.

Stop touching me. mhm

Originally posted by Milkie
STOP ACTING BEING RETARDED

herb

I read this whole ****ing thread. I died laughing. Good Times. mmm

Originally posted by Dustin
So, my mother stole my modem chord to keep me offline. Well, I stole it back and decided to come online. She woke up about an hour ago and I was hiding behind the chair. XD It was hilarious. When I was sneaking back to my room, I had to crawl. I was almost to the kitchen when I let myself down on my side. Well, my armpit did that fart noise really loud. I was almost scott free and I laughed loud. That is my story. Go ahead Barker, Maynard. I know you'll make an appearance.

I don't think I'd have the guts to defy my mum like that

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
I don't think I'd have the guts to defy my mum like that haermm That was months ago. Twas quite hilarious. I remember that night like it was 5 mins ago.

Originally posted by Dustin
haermm That was months ago. Twas quite hilarious. I remember that night like it was 5 mins ago.

I didn't even bother to check when it was posted, lol