Dude...
So last night, I couldn't sleep, so I did the whole "don't sleep" thing last night, thinking I had nothing to do today.
But it turns out that I had to ****ing go to work.
So I was tired throughout pretty much the entire work day, and I was laughing at pretty much anything, a losing my balance, and that type of shit. So my boss was all like "Son, are you sober?"
And I was. But he didn't believe me so he had me drug tested! Well, the results came back negative just a few hours ago, so that means they owe me double payment. ****ing stupid biatches.
So in conclusion, Pepsi rocks.