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Count Dooku vs Saruman.

Originally posted by Rampant ox
Count Dooku vs Saruman.
Count Dooku will perhaps win after a hard fight.

Dooku would crush Saruman's neck, then Sauron would come in and eat them.

Oh my god.


Ok, I just wondered how this works? When is someone allowed to start a new fight? When is a debate over? Etc.

Count Dooku vs. LORD CUTLER BECKETT!!!1!

Um Cutler Beckett is an evil genius. He summons Davy Jones, who in turn summons the cracken from davy Jones' locker, and they all feast on Count Dooku.

Beckett kicks ASS. One of my favorite movie villains of all time. Btw, his henchman, Mercer, is the most badass lackey ever. Vader and Maul can kiss his ass.

Yea Beckett is definitely one of the greatest ever. He's always calm, never loses his temper, etc. He pwns.

Didn't that same lacky not do anything but die?

Silver Surfer vs Njo Luke

SIlver Surfer, no contest. Luke's good, but SS is just too much.

Yup.

Tom Hollander did an outstanding job. Beckett is a different type of villain than Barbossa or Jones , because he's just plain nasty. Utter bastard, through-and-through, and his preferred method of evilness is manipulation. But, yeah. The man never loses his temper, always calm, collected, and so damn arrogant that you can't help but secretly root for him.

...He had one of the most badass death scenes ever, too.



I ki' you, foo'.

Not really. Mercer is hardcore. We have a fifty-year-old British man dressed in black. That alone shows that he's going to kick major ass. Hell, looking at his face (craggy, ect), you know he's seen some action. Mercer didn't have a lot of development time, but you can tell he's one of those sadistic psychopaths who loves to kill.

But to answer youe question: yes, he did a helluva lot more than just dying.

1. He led the raid on Sao Feng's bathhouse.
2. He shot that Asian twin in the head.
3. He beat the shit out of her sister, and shot her, too.
4. He dueled with Barbossa.
5. He got Davy Jones to back the off; "The Dutchman is under my command."
6. He outlived Norrington.
7. He killed Governor Swann (presumably).
8. He had the most gruesome death in the movies.

Conclusion: Mercer. Kicked. Ass.

Silver Surfer would defeat any star wars character with a wave of his hand. Just don't tell that to StarDestroyer.net. Because over there apparently Palpatine would force choke the Surfer.

Originally posted by Gideon
Yup.

Tom Hollander did an outstanding job. Beckett is a different type of villain than Barbossa or Jones , because he's just plain nasty. Utter bastard, through-and-through, and his preferred method of evilness is manipulation. But, yeah. The man never loses his temper, always calm, collected, and so damn arrogant that you can't help but secretly root for him.

...He had one of the most badass death scenes ever, too.



I ki' you, foo'.

Not really. Mercer is hardcore. We have a fifty-year-old British man dressed in black. That alone shows that he's going to kick major ass. Hell, looking at his face (craggy, ect), you know he's seen some action. Mercer didn't have a lot of development time, but you can tell he's one of those sadistic psychopaths who loves to kill.

But to answer youe question: yes, he did a helluva lot more than just dying.

1. He led the raid on Sao Feng's bathhouse.
2. He shot that Asian twin in the head.
3. He beat the shit out of her sister, and shot her, too.
4. He dueled with Barbossa.
5. He got Davy Jones to back the off; "The Dutchman is under my command."
6. He outlived Norrington.
7. He killed Governor Swann (presumably).
8. He had the most gruesome death in the movies.

Conclusion: Mercer. Kicked. Ass.

Yea that death scene in POTC 3 was incredible. Thanks for bringing it up, i'm watching it again as I type this. Simply fantastic.

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Yea Beckett is definitely one of the greatest ever. He's always calm, never loses his temper, etc. He pwns.

I beleive Dooku fits the same description.

No way. Dooku went out like a *****. At lots of points during the movies, he had an uncertain look on his face. Beckett however , was always 100% confident, always in control of the situation, always had a back up plan. Not his fault he didn't see the whole Flying Dutchman fiasco coming.

Well, I will say this: Beckett, for a 100% utter *******, did go out with clarity and acceptance. He didn't break down or shit his pants. He just accepted it.

...That said, he could have at least sunk the Pearl. The Endeavour vs. the Pearl? Did you see that ship? Cap'n Jack and his ship on their best day (which, most decidedly, wasn't then) wouldn't have stood a chance against Beckett's ship.

That was my singular complaint. ^_^

But it would have to catch the Pearl first. That was the only ship to outrun the Dutchman, which means its faster than the Endeavor. But yes, just side by side firing, the Pearl would meet its doom.


on a side note...Star Wars vs. SpaceBalls....yea...

Cin Drallig/or Dooku vs Will Turner, NORMAL SABERS only. Who wins?

Neither win. BECKETT!!!1! comes in and pwns them all.

The Jedi win. Force powers FTW.

Escape is right, they were coming to meet head on, and the endeavor had like 50 or something canons loaded. I think it COULD have taken both ships out because it seemed superior to both ships. Then again you're fighting a fast ass ship, and then a faster ship with the undead, so odds aren't in your favor. However he went out like a man..

Originally posted by Gideon
Neither win. BECKETT!!!1! comes in and pwns them all.

Just to be eaten alive by Hannibal Lecter...

I'd pick Beckett over anybody except Thrawn, Sidious, and Revan, in terms of ingenuity.

Galactus vs. an Ewok.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Galactus vs. an Ewok.

Galactus would eat the ewok and then spit him out like a furball and they will keep doing this for all eternity!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Galactus vs. an Ewok.

Galactus will kill ANYONE in SW.

Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
Galactus will kill ANYONE EVERYONE in SW.

Anyway, too much giggling in this thread about it being made, and not enough legitimate use.

Reed Richards with one year of planning versus the Empire.

Originally posted by Borbarad
Just to be eaten alive by Hannibal Lecter...

Pfft.

The Kraken would pwn Lector's ass.

Oh hell yes galactus will wtf pwn any body in star wars. Well fans of galactus need not be dissapointed in FF ROTSS since he DOES appear but you dont fully see him

And dr doom with the surfers board will own any body in heros and star wars seeing that he wtf pwned galactus in the comics

Handmaiden (from KOTORII) Vs Gimli from LOTR (If Your Retarded And Didn't Know)

Vader VS Bender

Bender can't be killed. He's all man all the time. Stewie vs. Palpatine. A battle of geniuses.

Stewie has invented time machines, machines that effect the weather, as well as multiple guns, this as a baby with only access to toys. He could also speak at birth. Stewie wins!


Journey vs Jabba's band. (The one playing in ROTJ)

That's damn insulting. Journey would ass-rape any band in this galaxy or the next.

Originally posted by Gideon
That's damn insulting. Journey would ass-rape any band in this galaxy or the next.


Journey had some great songs. I am surprised that this thread is still going. SO.... Count Dooku v. The Borg. The NJO writers v. everyone who hates them? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Journey had some great songs. I am surprised that this thread is still going. SO.... Count Dooku v. The Borg. The NJO writers v. everyone who hates them? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously, Journey kicks ass. It's those love tunes that ensnared Advent to me. Darth Sexy tried for me, too, but Advent wouldn't have it.

(haha)

I play a lot of Journey on piano. Steve Perry wtfpwns..

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
I play a lot of Journey on piano. Steve Perry wtfpwns..

That statement was the most beautiful thing ever.

Perry kicks major ass.

I don't think it gets better than Faithfully. Unless you're Michael Bolton of course.

Jabba VS Bush

Originally posted by ThoraxeRMG
Jabba VS Bush

Jabba sits on him to submission then he makes her a slave dancer !

Originally posted by Gideon
That's damn insulting. Journey would ass-rape any band in this galaxy or the next.


Yeah? Well there ain't nothing else to compare it to, basically. I just had to make something with Journey in it, only thing I could think of.

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
I don't think it gets better than Faithfully. Unless you're Michael Bolton of course.

Try 'Mother, Father'. Kamikz could link you to a live '81 clip of Perry kicking ass on that song.

What about:

yoda vs frodo, the battle of the midgets?

Or Anakin vs Harry Potter, the battle of the spoiled brats?

By the way, since i talked about Rowling's world, who would win the battle of the bad guys, Voldemort or Sidious?

Originally posted by Gideon
Try 'Mother, Father'. Kamikz could link you to a live '81 clip of Perry kicking ass on that song.

Hey Escape, do you (or did you) watch The Sopranos? They're saying since the last episode Journey's sales have skyrocketed.

Journey? Ew.

Entire Star Wars cast vs. Richard Simmons.

Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
Hey Escape, do you (or did you) watch The Sopranos? They're saying since the last episode Journey's sales have skyrocketed.

Yeah. 'Don't Stop Believin' got played. I love DSB, but there's much better Journey songs that could have been played in that final scene. Anyways, Journey also just got rid of their... like... 4th singer (whom they've had less than a year).

Originally posted by Gideon
Yeah. 'Don't Stop Believin' got played. I love DSB, but there's much better Journey songs that could have been played in that final scene. Anyways, Journey also just got rid of their... like... 4th singer (whom they've had less than a year).

Not really. Don't stop Believin' is my favourit. It got played in the end of a Scrubs episode as well, don't remember which one though. (And JD talked about how he was not in obsessed by them, but when Cox starts to sing "just a small town girl", JD loses control )


Yeah, uh, Revolver Ocelot vs Han Solo in a quick draw duel.

Ocelot wins with no trouble whatsoever. I don't care that Solo has a blaster, Ocelot is a much better gunman and excells in quick draws.

Yeah, kinda.

Boba Fett vs Master Chief John 117!!!!

There's no kinda about it Ocelot wins DEFINATELY if it's a quick draw match. Oh and MC beats Boba Fett I think Fett is pretty much a much stronger drone but MC is superior physically and is practically nothing but a living weapon.

Sergeant Dignum versus Palpatine

There is a kinda, cause I say so!

Han Solo is said to be the fastest draw in the galaxy, which is about a couple of gazillion people or something. Not saying he is the fastest, since everyone is not known, but he is among the fastest we know, which is damn fast still.

Ocelot gets killed by a cynical US soldier*, Han has faced Sith Lords and survived.

*Or I think he does. Never really got into the games back in the day

Ocelot isn't dead yet.

Really? Was he wounded very badly then? I swear I done something unfriendly to him.

Ocelot was in the middle of a fight with Snake when Grey Fox's pansy self jumped down and cut his arm off. He then had it replaced with Liquid's arm but because he inherited some of his father The Sorrow's medium power Liquid was eventually able to come back to life in Ocelot's body and took over. Ocelot is easily the better draw. Ocelot was able to whip out his gun and shoot Fortune when she already had her finger on the trigger and was about to kill him. In MGS3 Ocelot as a teen was able to kill like twelve trained soldiers with AK-47's with nothing but a pistol. He can even shoot at walls or other objects that will ricochet off the wall and kill you!

Wow. Metal Gear Solid is obviously well written. Sounds entertaining.

But can he compete with the Han Solo?

Don't be daft.

Snake Plissken V. Jango and Bobba Fett?

Originally posted by exanda kane
Wow. Metal Gear Solid is obviously well written. Sounds entertaining.

But can he compete with the Han Solo?

Don't be daft. He can't just compete with Solo. He WILL beat Solo. In any videogame, movie,show, or comic I have yet to see a quicker draw than Ocelot.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
He can't just compete with Solo. He WILL beat Solo. In any videogame, movie,show, or comic I have yet to see a quicker draw than Ocelot.

I doubt you ever will since they are both part of seperate franchises, and it's unlikely that a single company owns the rights to both.

Han Solo is an icon. You can't kill an icon. They kill themselves. It's a social dogma.

Sub-Zero pwns them all, with his mighty freeze power.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Ocelot was in the middle of a fight with Snake when Grey Fox's pansy self jumped down and cut his arm off. He then had it replaced with Liquid's arm but because he inherited some of his father The Sorrow's medium power Liquid was eventually able to come back to life in Ocelot's body and took over. Ocelot is easily the better draw. Ocelot was able to whip out his gun and shoot Fortune when she already had her finger on the trigger and was about to kill him. In MGS3 Ocelot as a teen was able to kill like twelve trained soldiers with AK-47's with nothing but a pistol. He can even shoot at walls or other objects that will ricochet off the wall and kill you!



I don't doubt Ocelot's power, I even said he would win, but being the fastest draw in a galaxy (not just one planet) is a hell of alot better reputation. Han Solo is a damn fast draw. He is not as fast, but he is damn fast.



And it couldn't have been 12 soldiers, because a Makarov only carries 8 bullets, and he only reloaded afterwards.

Originally posted by kamikz
I don't doubt Ocelot's power, I even said he would win, but being the fastest draw in a galaxy (not just one planet) is a hell of alot better reputation. Han Solo is a damn fast draw. He is not as fast, but he is damn fast.



And it couldn't have been 12 soldiers, because a Makarov only carries 8 bullets, and he only reloaded afterwards. I wasn't downplaying Solo's abilities, it's just that Ocelot is much better at least when it comes to the draw. And pardon me I forgot what pistol he was using and how many people he killed. Jeez, tear my heart out and turn me into an emo emu why don't ya?

And I'm supposed to take false info? I wasn't rubbing it in your face, I was stating that it couldn't have been 12 people, but at max 8.

And Solo ALSO specializes in fast draws, and is a damn good one, so it's not as far between them as you'd think.

I honestly doubt that the man was the fastest draw in the Galaxy, sounds like fellation or hyperbole, plus it's already been established here that Nick Rotsu > Han in that department

Now that's not really fair, all they said was that he was a force sensetive. I'd put Luke above Han with a blaster for that reason, seeing how he's 1000 times faster, stronger, etc. Actually, I'd put anyone who is an above average force user over him with a blaster, seeing how they would be able to outspeed him easily, as well as dodge his incoming blasts.
The best non-force sensetive draw in the galaxy fit better then?

Bane Vs Nebaris

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Sub-Zero pwns them all, with his mighty freeze power.


Sub-Zero and Liu Kang v. Dooku? HAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
Bane Vs Nebaris

They make a sexytime!

DarklordCaedus vs Darth Krayt and Jacen

Originally posted by kamikz
And I'm supposed to take false info? I wasn't rubbing it in your face, I was stating that it couldn't have been 12 people, but at max 8.

And Solo ALSO specializes in fast draws, and is a damn good one, so it's not as far between them as you'd think. I wasn't serious about me overreactin to you correctin me.

Galactus vs njo luke

Originally posted by Manslayer
Galactus vs njo luke We've been over this Galactus solos EVERYONE in Star Wars. Rurouni Kenshin was kickass btw.

Magneto (well written, no PIS) vs. DE Sidious.

Magneto rips out the iron in his blood.

Gideon vs Darth Sexy-winner gets Advent!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
We've been over this Galactus solos EVERYONE in Star Wars. Rurouni Kenshin was kickass btw. Oh yup RK was kick ass.

Hmm shishio vs mandalore in a duel wonder who would win.
Doubt the mandalorians ever seen something like a homuradama.

Obviously the mandalorian has to take his armour off

Originally posted by Darth Hord
Gideon vs Darth Sexy-winner gets Advent! *Kills Darth Sexy and Gideon* I win!

Lol, ask her.

Originally posted by Manslayer
Oh yup RK was kick ass.

Hmm shishio vs mandalore in a duel wonder who would win.
Doubt the mandalorians ever seen something like a homuradama.

Obviously the mandalorian has to take his armour off That would be cool. Shishio is fast as hell and saying he is a master swordsman would be an understatement.

Just let me know if I'm needed to end one debate so you can move on to another.

Yeah. Gideon vs. Spartan vs. Darth Sexy for Advent.

Originally posted by Gideon
Gideon vs. Spartan vs. Darth Sexy for Advent.

setting: heart shaped bed with advent's picture on the covers.

weapons:Pillows

object:to be the last one standing.

AND FIGHT!

I enjoy raping kittens.

Just keep in mind that if this gets too much off-topic, I kill it...

Master Chief vs Han Solo

Originally posted by Gideon
Yeah. Gideon vs. Spartan vs. Darth Sexy for Advent.


Except I'm better looking, more intelligent(yea that's right), and black from the waist down. No competition, I win.

Originally posted by Darth Hord
Master Chief vs Han Solo MC ftw, tough as solo is, he's not beatin MC.

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
black from the waist down.

Wipe your ass, then.

Originally posted by Gideon
Wipe your ass, then.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
MC ftw, tough as solo is, he's not beatin MC.

"What if we miss?" "I wont"

I'd go with him into, I'd even say he is more bad@$$ I mean seriously the guy jumped into space/upper atmosphere with nothing but his suit and a huge bomb.

Originally posted by Darth Hord
"What if we miss?" "I wont"

I'd go with him into, I'd even say he is more bad@$$ I mean seriously the guy jumped into space/upper atmosphere with nothing but his suit and a huge bomb. Agreed.

Yoda vs Goku

Originally posted by playa1258
Yoda vs Goku

Is this Super Saiyan 3 Goku?

Originally posted by Gideon
Wipe your ass, then.

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Is this Super Saiyan 3 Goku? No, it's baby goku. Only he has ape form.

Goku with his eyes closed. DBZ warriors can blast moons, planets, even the solar system (cell). They are also pathetically fast when it's time to fight. Yoda can't compete with that kind of power.

Originally posted by Darth Hord
DarklordCaedus vs Darth Krayt and Jacen


I win that match. HAHAHAHA.


Gender: Male
Location: Shishio's lair



Galactus vs njo luke



Luke kills Big G.


Master Chief vs Han Solo

Who is that?


Goku with his eyes closed. DBZ warriors can blast moons, planets, even the solar system (cell). They are also pathetically fast when it's time to fight. Yoda can't compete with that kind of power.

So true.

Originally posted by playa1258
Yoda vs Goku

Lieing I am not, Much ****ed Yoda will be.

No version of Luke can beat Galactus.

Galactus could kill the entire star wars universe with a thought.

Originally posted by playa1258
Galactus could kill the entire star wars universe with a thought.

Q pwns them all or anyone or all universes combined together, with just his thoughts.

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Q pwns them all or anyone or all universes combined together, with just his thoughts. Who the hell is Q?

...okay, this is too scrambled...

Sorry, Blax.