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I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...



Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.

Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.



Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.




Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?




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Food definitely. You can always sneak off after work and get a hooker or something for cheap, but it much, much harder to get real good food for cheap.

The better lover if that great sex will stay constant throughout the relationship. I can cook for myself or dine out.

Yes, I would also choose Lover # 2


So would all of my freinds I have surveyed. Food is more fun than sex.

Fair enough Robtard, but I feel that Food gives you a much larger variety of sensations, while Sex only varies in intensity of orgasm.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Fair enough Robtard, but I feel that Food gives you a much larger variety of sensations, while Sex only varies in intensity of orgasm.

Don't get me wrong, I am a huge food eater and a fan of varied food tastes; I think inside I'm a fat-man, considering the amount of food I put away. But you can't beat great sex every time you have sex... I think you people are gross food gluttons.

Seriously, how can you put a price on having the "best sex" every time you have sex?

Either/or... You can learn to get better at either.

Lover 1 with no doubt!

Sex is way more important to a relationship, for me at least, than food.

Why? You can always go get a hooker or something... And besides in order to be the best Sex.. giver,,, thing... she'll probably have higher expectations for you. So... she'll probably dump your ass in a week. Then what? You'll have no food at all, so HA!

wow, that doesn't sound like cognitive dissonance at all

ya, needless to say, I am in a long term relationship that has sex as a much more important quality than food. And I think for both of us, the idea of having the same person who was better at cooking than in bed, would be laughable.

And I would much rather have to provide food for myself than good sex.

They're just a bunch of sexless, hungry overeater's.

Sex, I like cooking myself anyway.

Sex vs Food

I don't see the difference.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Sex vs Food

I don't see the difference.

You need to stop watching American Pie, and stay the hell away from apple pie.

Originally posted by Fishy
You need to stop watching American Pie, and stay the hell away from apple pie.

srug I have no idea what you're talking about.

I kill and devour people I mate with.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
srug I have no idea what you're talking about.

I kill and devour people I mate with.

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I thought the gag was supposed to be banana-cream pie in the face. shock

It's pretty easy. Will a relationship end when you sleep around? The answer is most likely yes. Will a relationship end if you cook or go out to dinner a lot of the time? The answer is probably no. I'd rather have Storm saying she doesn't enjoy my cooking than her saying she had sex with another person.

So I'd choose A, because the chances that I ruin the relationship are far smaller.

Well, I suck at cooking, and when people love each other sex can improve.... but really, neither would be a deciding factor.

Food, definatly... I can figure out many inexpensive ways to simulate #1.

Exactly.

Lover number 1. I can get take aways when I want good food, I could do similar for good sex, but I feel there's less risk of sexual infection with a take away curry.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER. **************************************************
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this one

you can always teach them to have sex

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
this one

you can always teach them to have sex
Well you can always teach the first one how to cook, by that logic... As of such, the two are equivilant.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Well you can always teach the first one how to cook, by that logic... As of such, the two are equivilant.

true, but i like women who know how to cook good

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...



Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.

Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.



Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.




Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?




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Assuming theyre both equally attractive, I'd take number 2.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Well you can always teach the first one how to cook, by that logic... As of such, the two are equivilant.

Not really. Culinary talent is something that you have or you dont, but becoming good in bed can always be learned and improved.

And its always funner to teach someone new sexual things, than how to properly make an omelette.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
true, but i like women who know how to cook good

Yep

"The way to a man's heart is through is stomach."

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Not really. Culinary talent is something that you have or you dont, but becoming good in bed can always be learned and improved.
I don't think so... I've seen many sucky cooks become good through training... It seems as though it's actually harder to learn sex.

You can teach a bad sex partner how to be better in bed. You can't teach someone how to cook that well. You either got it, or you don't.


Cooking Fine Cuisine is like an art. You can't teach someone to be a good artist. Nor can you teach someone to be an excellent cook. You can't teach creativity, you can't teach taste.


You can most certainly teach someone to be good in bed. Sex is a practice. All it takes is practice and confidense. Trust me....when I was a virgin, i didnt know wtf i was doing, it took me a while to get the hang of it...Good Sex can be taught.

Good Cuisine can't.

Originally posted by King Kandy
I don't think so... I've seen many sucky cooks become good through training... It seems as though it's actually harder to learn sex.



Untrue. All u gotta do is learn how your partner's body works, what turns them on and off.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Lover number 1. I can get take aways when I want good food, I could do similar for good sex, but I feel there's less risk of sexual infection with a take away curry.

Depends where you get it.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
You can teach a bad sex partner how to be better in bed. You can't teach someone how to cook that well. You either got it, or you don't.


Yep. Thats exactly what I said.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Yep. Thats exactly what I said.





Solomente Latinos que sabe, no ?

#1 to go, with Steak and fries.




Seriously, either/or "problem" of the two could be dealt with, but I would say it is easier to 'train' sexually than make someone learn how to cook, so maybe 2. I turned that around, yes.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali



Solomente Latinos que sabe, no ?

Simon guey.

Shake Your Tambourine, Goin Get Yourself A Whistlin

Chupa. Me heuvos.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Cooking Fine Cuisine is like an art. You can't teach someone to be a good artist. Nor can you teach someone to be an excellent cook. You can't teach creativity, you can't teach taste.
Yes, that's true if you plan on them creating their own recipies, but you can teach cooking, as long as it's cookbook type cooking.

Food, because eventually the bad lover would get good through practice, so then I'd have the best of both.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...



Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.

Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.



Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.




Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?




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********** #2...aka Food. She'll get good in bed eventually. And a hot face and body will more than makeup for inexperience.

I always said that for a woman to conquer my heart...she must conquer my stomach first.

I'd choose number 2...Hell, she needs practice, I'll give it to her. Plus, I could have her make me a pastrami sandwich, which I would eat during sex, and then watch a baseball game for the trifecta.

Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem.

I'm a great cook. I learned how to cook working in a french restaurant.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I'm a great cook. I learned how to cook working in a french restaurant.

Both are great

Originally posted by debbiejo
Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem.
I can cook great.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem. I can cook, I just don't want to. Plus, I've always wanted to get with a woman who's either a chef or a brain surgeon; they're sexy.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
I've always wanted to get with a woman who's either a chef or a brain surgeon; they're sexy.

That's a tall order. Good luck with that, ese.

Good, then you people that know how to cook shouldn't have a problem with the sexy girl..Girls like it when you cook for them...

Originally posted by debbiejo
Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem.

Surprisingly enough there are more male then female chef cook's out there.

I have lover # 1 right now, I wouldn't trade her for lover #2, ever.

The more experienced guys know, you can't beat having a woman that knows her way around the kitchen. The sex will improve naturally.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Food definitely. You can always sneak off after work and get a hooker or something for cheap, but it much, much harder to get real good food for cheap. BS....I will do all the damn cooking in the kitchen if she does all the cooking in bed.

There are many things one can do in the kitchen..

Great sex > Great food. If the day ever comes I'm pitching a tent looking at a menu, then I'll reconsider.

yes indeedy.....shag me while i cook, baby!!!! not you, debbie, just the woman on her knees in my kitchen.

A man could never cook a meal while that's going on........I'll place money on it!

*takes bets*

Come back and report. I'll be waiting.

Originally posted by debbiejo
There are many things one can do in the kitchen..

And many things that can be done with butter.

Who ever said we cant multitask?

The human male brain and the human male reproductive organ can' t both sustain sufficient amounts of blood to function at the same time angel_not

Originally posted by Storm
The human male brain and the human male reproductive organ can' t both sustain sufficient amounts of blood to function at the same time angel_not Yep!

I think we should place bets.....It can't be done, it can't!

Originally posted by debbiejo
Yep!

I think we should place bets.....It can't be done, it can't! Hey, I recite the stats of Babe Ruth's 1924 season during sex.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Hey, I recite the stats of Babe Ruth's 1924 season during sex. But can you cook a meal? You know, like use appliances and stuff. Spread butter, make gravy..

Sure. Put the hot dogs in the microwave.

Originally posted by Storm
The human male brain and the human male reproductive organ can' t both sustain sufficient amounts of blood to function at the same time angel_not

What?

Originally posted by debbiejo
A man could never cook a meal while that's going on........I'll place money on it!

*takes bets*

Come back and report. I'll be waiting. what time do you wanna meet me in the kitchen?

No, no, you must go try and report back with the rest of em. Go on, do it.

Yeah. And cooking while simply sticking your limp noodle in the vah-jay-jay won't do the trick. You have to stay sufficient....

I don't think it can be done.

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
Yeah. And cooking while simply sticking your limp noodle in the vah-jay-jay won't do the trick. You have to stay sufficient....

I don't think it can be done.

You can say "vagina".

NOOOOOOOO Don't say it!

Originally posted by Robtard
You can say "vagina".

Thank you for the tidbit of information. I could have also said "penis", couldn't I?

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
Thank you for the tidbit of information. I could have also said "penis", couldn't I?

You're welcome.

I don't think about 'man-meat'; we all know where your mind is at though.

Limp noodle is more appropriate.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're welcome.

I don't think about 'man-meat'; we all know where your mind is at though.

...I don't get it. I have a feeling you're trying to say I'm 2D_MASTER again.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Limp noodle is more appropriate.

Goose stepping, feminist, scorpion-woman

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
...I don't get it. I have a feeling you're trying to say I'm 2D_MASTER again.

No surpise. No, I wasn't this time.

Originally posted by Robtard
No surpise. No, I wasn't this time.

Okaaaaay.... ? Do you care to explain "where mind is at"?

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
Okaaaaay.... ? Do you care to explain "where mind is at"?

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Originally posted by Robtard
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z43g7I_tlNafWM:http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/cock/cock.jpg

So... Let me try and figure this out: You're saying that I have cock on my mind cos of my first post I made on here, talking about how stuffing a limp dick in a girl's vagina wouldn't be good enough to say that a guy can f*ck a girl and cook at the same time? And then simply stating that I could have said "penis" instead of "limp noodle"?

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
So... Let me try and figure this out: You're saying that I have cock on my mind cos of my first post I made on here, talking about how stuffing a limp dick in a girl's vagina wouldn't be good enough to say that a guy can f*ck a girl and cook at the same time? And then simply stating that I could have said "penis" instead of "limp noodle"?

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/53/46/22974653.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
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Alright. Well. I guess you can't explain because it'll lose its value of insult and "burn".

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
Alright. Well. I guess you can't explain because it'll lose its value of insult and "burn".

... it wasn't an insult or a "burn".

When does the alt come in? Odd.

Originally posted by Robtard
... it wasn't an insult or a "burn".

Oh. Well how the hell am I supposed to know?!

http://www.keljeu.com/images/p/societe/hasbro/deco/pictionary.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
Goose stepping, feminist, scorpion-woman Actually I'm a Gemini....We are way out there cool! It's pretty hard being parallel between two different worlds, but hey, ya got to be special to do it..

Originally posted by debbiejo
Actually I'm a Gemini....We are way out there cool! It's pretty hard being parallel between two different worlds, but hey, ya got to be special to do it..

a.k.a. Bipolar.

a.k.a. Intellegence far beyond this world..

Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.


I like her better

bump

If we're talking domestic life, I'll go with food.

Unlike sex, and people, good food never gets old.

My answer remains the same. #1

I'm with Chillmeistergen. I can find any take away that I fancy at the moment.

Cooking requires so much crap. And you have to clean. And the smell stays in your abode for days. And it always makes your clothes smell so if you have to leave, now you smell like the food (and after it sits for a bit, it doesn't always smell good).

I'd rather just go to a site down place and pay people to make me food. Or the take away option.

Also, you can train your partner from 2 to 1 if you both work at it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm with Chillmeistergen. I can find any take away that I fancy at the moment.

Cooking requires so much crap. And you have to clean. And the smell stays in your abode for days. And it always makes your clothes smell so if you have to leave, now you smell like the food (and after it sits for a bit, it doesn't always smell good).

I'd rather just go to a site down place and pay people to make me food. Or the take away option.

Also, you can train your partner from 2 to 1 if you both work at it.

I used to love takeout.

Used to love eating out. But I got so used to good home cooking, now I just notice how overcooked everything is, or overseasoned, or just not as good as those steak tips I made, or that awesome chicken pot pie over flaky pastry shell she made...

Hell, even a hamburger out just isn't the same, you know they used frozen product and it's always so chewy..

Depends, am I ever responsible for general kitchen clean up or even just the dishes? Cause big masterful meals require a fair amount of cleanup and I don't want to have to deal with that shit 3 times a day even if I'm eating well. So if I gotta clean up I'll pick #1, but if I don't I'll pick #2 cause it's easier to teach a willing person to be a good submissive than it is to help someone develop a decent palate.

Originally posted by cdtm
I used to love takeout.

Used to love eating out. But I got so used to good home cooking, now I just notice how overcooked everything is, or overseasoned, or just not as good as those steak tips I made, or that awesome chicken pot pie over flaky pastry shell she made...

Hell, even a hamburger out just isn't the same, you know they used frozen product and it's always so chewy.. I only eat at top notch burger places like Five Guys or something.

Five Guys is good but man does it sit heavy.

our five guys's sucked and got closed down. Now it is a El Gordo's.. Aint been hungry enough to try them yet.

I eat paleo, but I also find monogamy difficult. So... does an option 3 exist?

I was a chef for 12 years so I'd go with option 1. I'm a good cook and a girl who is fantastic in bed is going to be even better if she's knows she's getting a top notch carbonara afterward.

Originally posted by samhain
I was a chef for 12 years so I'd go with option 1. I'm a good cook and a girl who is fantastic in bed is going to be even better if she's knows she's getting a top notch carbonara afterward. very true

Lover #1. I can cook pretty well, tbh. So it's not like I'll be starved.

Originally posted by BackFire
Five Guys is good but man does it sit heavy.

And that's without the fries. They're practically another meal in itself.

Originally posted by LatinoStallion
I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...



Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.

Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.



Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.




Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?




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Lover # 2

No ****ing Brainer

#2. I don't even like making a sandwich, and even bad sex is good.

Originally posted by cdtm
And that's without the fries. They're practically another meal in itself.

The fries are the best part, imo. I love them and I love how they basically just give you an infinite amount. Their bags are just bottomless pits when it comes to fries.