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Since I'm starting, I'll choose Bardock. I'd like to live next to him so I won't have to take three flights or pay a 100 dollar phone bill for one, fuc.king booty call. Condoms in Germany aren't cheap, either.

He's black


Then I could say I'm not racist...and still plot my evil final solution plans.


He's also a pretty fun chap...but that's secondary.

EDIT
So I could live in Germany

So, I could have sex with his mom.

No reason.

Originally posted by Da Rev
No reason.

Got a decent taste in music...could steal his albums.....and **** his girlfriend.....albums is the more important reason.....though he has quite the looker lady.

Mostly ditto.

Originally posted by Da Rev
Mostly ditto. Touch his body.

weep but I don't wanna...

So any time I need to get in a good discussion, debate, or argument he'd be right there for me. Also to borrow movies from his dvd collection.

Originally posted by AOR
weep but I don't wanna...
Used to be PoB... Who was deeply religious... hmm

No reason.

So we could go streaking together rock

He would totally do it

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
So we could go streaking together rock

He would totally do it
So I could drill peepholes... hmm

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
So we could go streaking together rock

He would totally do it

So I could go streaking with a hot chick and some hairy dude.

I wouldn't.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I wouldn't. 313

Sex

Originally posted by Da Rev
Sex

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I wouldn't.

Video tape him and put it on here.

So I could borrow some of his better shirts

I'd take his money.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I wouldn't.

Cause he tosses salads...etc.

He lives next to Nicole Kidman.

So I can borrow his Weed Wacker.

So I can borrow his Lawn Mower.

So he can tuck me in at night. eyes

So I can tuck him in at night. 131

So he can spy on and eyeball my woman, BlackSunshine. naughty

So I can join in on the threesomes with BlackSunshine. sly

So my parties will wake his *****-ass up at 3AM LOL

He listens to good music.

cuz he knows everything

He is a flatterer. eyes

Cos....uh....cos.... Dunno.

Originally posted by Impediment
He is a flatterer. eyes
cuz his avatar looks like a white bob marley

Bong rips all day long!

He's a local celebrity.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Bong rips all day long!
because he is a middleaged version of myself

because he's drunk.

Because of his woman.

Because he would replace the neighbor I have now

because I live on a private road with no neighbors.

he can buy me booze!!!!!!

I can buy him booze.

We'd have wild parties

We would kick it "gangsta" style.

Originally posted by Impediment
I can buy him booze.
true dat

he would keep the cops away from me by drawing attention to himself.

Originally posted by Impediment
he would keep the cops away from me by drawing attention to himself.
he would never get followed by cops

is...a badass?

Originally posted by Strangelove
is...a badass?
also knows everything

Because I'd love to devour his children...

Originally posted by Scythe
Because I'd love to devour his children...
dude im 17, i dont have children

I can wait...

I'm 101 years old...

He and I would destroy all living things in a 10 mile radius.

Originally posted by Impediment
He and I would destroy all living things in a 10 mile radius.
he and i would smoke everything in a 10 mile radius

I'm one popular goat, and he knows it.

he doesnt have thumbs, so he couldnt break into my house

He looks like a gamer. I need worthy competition.

Originally posted by Impediment
He looks like a gamer. I need worthy competition.
a gamer?

Video games. Do you play much?

Because he cheats on me...

Originally posted by Impediment
Video games. Do you play much?
nop, they are kind of boring, although some times i go to an arcade when im stoned

He listens to some awesome music.

She would rape me all day.

Cause he's badass jam

cause he's a p-i-m-p. 131

because he looks like a stoner, i need worthy competition

Nah, I don't smoke weed, just Marlboros.

beacuase he can buy me squares

he's a bad ass.

So we could watch Grey's together

has a cute mom

It would be nice to have a new neighbor!jm

she might be hot...like in THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

Because I could ring his doorbell and run all the time

he will be helpful?

Then I could make fun of her for liking Batman evillaugh

Seems like he will be a good neighbour.

Because she's hot

Cause I could play Warhammer with him

I'd get the old binoculars out and keep and see if I can catch the wife changing

He could kill the gnomes that steal my underpants.

Originally posted by Da Rev
I'd get the old binoculars out and keep and see if I can catch the wife changing best reason yet

Originally posted by Da Rev
I'd get the old binoculars out and keep and see if I can catch a glimpse of his cute, fuzzy butt.

Oh, you animal, you. naughty

I'd like to live next to this chap so he could get his chance to punch me in the face. Most likely, I would piss on his doormat, daily.

He would piss on my doormat, and I would get the opportunity to exact my revenge my defecating on the hood of his car and violating his gas tank. naughty

I could teach him how to pull English girls, could teach me how to pull Americans.

Originally posted by Impediment
He would piss on my doormat, and I would get the opportunity to exact my revenge my defecating on the hood of his car and violating his gas tank. naughty

Slashing his tires, killing his pets and planting "evidence" then burying dead hookers in his back yard would be fun.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Slashing his tires, killing his pets and planting "evidence" and burying dead hookers in in back yard would be fun.

Putting flaming bags of shit on his doorstep, slandering his name, hanging Confederate and Nazi flags in his yard, inviting Jehovah;s Witnesses and Mormons to his house without his consent, and giving him a lifetime subscription to Barnyard Sex Bonanza publicly is even more fun. evillaugh

Originally posted by Impediment
Putting flaming bags of shit on his doorstep, slandering his name, hanging Confederate and Nazi flags in his yard, inviting Jehovah;s Witnesses and Mormons to his house without his consent, and giving him a lifetime subscription to Barnyard Sex Bonanza publicly is even more fun. evillaugh

"hanging Confederate and Nazi flags in his yard,", THANKS!

It's because I care. eyes

to play with his cute daughter.

Cause she's a girl,

So I can kick him in the face.

So I would have a place to put all my empty beer bottles beer

So I can finally become a peeping tom.

So I can take all the empty beer bottles given to me and throw them through your windows.

So I can hop the fence and get a quicky in her parents living room.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
So I can hop the fence and get a quicky in her parents living room.

So I can receive this quicky with complete satisfaction.

So I can kidnapp her in the middle of the night and leave a ransom note for her parents. I'll tie her up , put her in my closet then f*ck her when I want.

because im a serial rapist?srug

I so could gutt him, burn him and piss on his ashes, if he tried to rape the Buh.

So I could swoon.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
I so could gutt him, burn him and piss on his ashes, if he tried to rape the Buh.
piss on my ashes, eh?ermm

It depends if she's hot or not


Edit: for pong

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
It depends if she's hot or not

Dyke.

So I can ask her what the hell she is talking about.

So I can slap him across his face and yell, "READ!"

Loft.

So I can make sure none of the a$$sholes at KMC ever see how utterly fawking beautiful she is in real life. They try looking at her, they get their eyes gouged out and throats slit.

So I can swoon more and then fawk him until we bleed out of every oriface (sp?) of our bodies.

Bwhahaha. So I can beat her face in , for being such a sick f*cker.

So I can shove a hot poker in his eyeball for being such a Romeo.

So I can hit her in the chest with a baseball bat, then kiss her while she gasps for air.

well you guys are disturbedermm

So I can shove the plug of a toaster up his ass, push the toaster into a bathtub full of water, and hug him afterwards for being so cute.

Er. That's for 2D.

well thats good
lol
so....umm......just cuz?srug

So I can burn his eyeballs out with a soldering iron then sew his mouth shut for speaking to me. oh yeah ! Then I'd hang him.

i would live next to her cuz......... i dont know why i would
that other guy will kill me

DAMN YOU. DIE. Just playing you're ok.

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
i would live next to her cuz......... i dont know why i would
that other guy will kill me

AWWWWWWWW! He would...

secks

So I can chop his cock off with rusty hedgeclippers.

well i think i should stop posting here for the sake of my safety
jk jk lol

So I can try and pollute his young mind with the desire to murder.

to.....umm......ask him to not kill me

go get meda-high with

to be like smokey and craig in Friday

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
to be like smokey and craig in Friday o yeah!!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
o yeah!!
"you know how we do. we got F**ked UP!!"

So I can steal all their food and laugh.

So I can help Buh eat all the food, so I could get energized and shove my nutty bar into her moon pie.

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
So I can steal all their food and laugh. so i can throw her in a hole in my basement and say "it puts the lotion on its skin or then it gets the hoes again"

So I can get topped off with the cream filling by 2D, that is.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
so i can throw her in a hole in my basement and say "it puts the lotion on its skin or then it gets the hoes again"

So I could give him a forced prince albert piercing then slit his throat. Don't touch the Buh, scum.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
so i can throw her in a hole in my basement and say "it puts the lotion on its skin or then it gets the hoes again"

So I can threaten to hurt your f*cking dog.

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
So I can threaten to hurt your f*cking dog. so i could tell her bouf me face to face

Originally posted by MR.Grum
so i could tell her bouf me face to face

So I could just staple his eyelids and mouth shut.

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
So I could just staple his eyelids and mouth shut. so i could cross chop her

So I could have an excuse to move far away so I don't have to deal with his nonsense.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
so i could cross chop her

So i could drive big, rusty iron nails under his hand and toe nails, then pour vinegar and salt on the gaping wounds. Then I'd rub pig feces on the wounds so he could slowy die of gangrene.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
So i could drive big, rusty iron nails under his hand and toe nails, then pour vinegar and salt on the gaping wounds. Then I'd rub pig feces on the wounds so he could slowy die of gangrene. o i would enjoy that

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
So i could drive big, rusty iron nails under his hand and toe nails, then pour vinegar and salt on the gaping wounds. Then I'd rub pig feces on the wounds so he could slowy die of gangrene.

So I could grow dumber by osmosis