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It is 6:43 in the morning right now and not even 5 mins ago, I decided to vacuum. Not only did I decided to, but I actually did it. Someone shoot me. I've lost my brain.

request granted.

Originally posted by Tsure
It is 6:43 in the morning right now and not even 5 mins ago, I decided to vacuum. Not only did I decided to, but I actually did it. Someone shoot me. I've lost my brain.

You should go out front and vacuum the street. Then I'll shoot you.

I shall BUT my cord isn't that long.

Originally posted by Tsure
It is 6:43 in the morning right now and not even 5 mins ago, I decided to vacuum. Not only did I decided to, but I actually did it. Someone shoot me. I've lost my brain. pitt_guns

Originally posted by ThePittman
pitt_guns What took you?

Originally posted by Tsure
I shall BUT my cord isn't that long.
we know...

Originally posted by Tsure
I shall BUT my cord isn't that long. Well, you're still young.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
we know...

Mine was funnier. sly

Wasn't talking about my dick. -_-

Originally posted by Da Rev


Mine was funnier. sly


It's true sadwalk

Originally posted by Tsure
Wasn't talking about my dick. -_- And that would be the joke.

No shit.

Sherlock



God, I am on today.

Yeah well I'm sleepless. I need to go to bed.

Originally posted by Da Rev
And that would be the joke. Originally posted by Tsure
No shit.
lookaround

Originally posted by Tsure
Wasn't talking about my dick. -_-
Your brother made this thread, didn't he? sly

Originally posted by Barker
Your brother made this thread, didn't he? sly

His brother likes vacuums, for obvious reasons. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
It he likes the little extender thingy. haermm

Didn't need to read that. haermm

Gross. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
It he likes the little extender thingy. haermm
omg hysterical

The gay brother shit again.

Originally posted by Tsure
The gay brother shit again.
My brother's a bisexual porn star...

my sister is a heterosexual housewife.

My family's normal srug

so you are the exception?

sorta

dropped on the head as a baby?

I was

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
I was
You were slammed down, Gtfo, etc.

no I was dropped on the head when i was a baby, it was my big bro that dropped me.

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
no I was dropped on the head when i was a baby, it was my big bro that dropped me.
No, you were ****ing slammed down.

As in, he did it on purpose, and he did it as hard as he could.

Gtfo, etc.

no he didn't!!!!!

I have it on good authority that, yes, he did.

Gtfo, etc.

no he tripped and i fell out of his hands so light that i got right back up.

Even if that were true, he would have been right in front of the window of a 20 story building.

Gtfo, etc.

no it was in my 2 story house and we were on the first floor.

He must be pretty damn tall then.

Gtfo, etc.

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
I was
we can tell ermm