The Jerry Springer show (Comic version)

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Aqua-pimp
Ok so Sue and Reed Richards are on the Jerry springers show because sue has to tell Reed something she'd kept a secret for years...

Jerry-So Sue welcome at my show i believe you want to tell Reed something important...

Sue- Reed...Honey....plastic fantastic.. it's about ...uhm do you remember the time you discovered me with you're shaving machine..and i said i needed it to shave my legs
that was a lie Reed..
I was really shaving my beard...Reed Honey i'm a man and i made a sex change in Thailand before i met you...Do you still love me?

Reed-....Mother*BEEEPP*

Reed- no expression

Reed-HOLY TAPDANCING *BEEPPP* ALBERT EINSTEIN!!! I'M GONN...

Sue-That's not all i wanted to tell you...for the last ten years i lyed about Franklin he isn't you're son ..Thor and She-hulk are his biolOgical parents..Ow and i want a divorce and i want half...

Jerry-That's not all folks Thor and She-hulk are here !!! Bring in the guest's!!!

Reed- I'm ....I'm so pist right now...I'm so *BEEP* pist right now i can feel my rage flowing in my balls....

After that quote hell breaks lose and Reed turns into bloodlust mode but he's not alone against Thor and She-Hulk...
Sentry walks up from backstage to help Reed in his battle...
chairs are flying and there's a lot off *BEEPING*

Which team wins this?

Team **** or Team ****ed?


Discus!!!


cool

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so Sue and Reed Richards are on the Jerry springers show because sue has to tell Reed something she'd kept a secret for years...

Jerry-So Sue welcome at my show i believe you want to tell Reed something important...

Sue- Reed...Honey....plastic fantastic.. it's about ...uhm do you remember the time you discovered me with you're shaving machine..and i said i needed it to shave my legs
that was a lie Reed..
I was really shaving my beard...Reed Honey i'm a man and i made a sex change in Thailand before i met you...Do you still love me?

Reed-....Mother*BEEEPP*

Reed- no expression

Reed-HOLY TAPDANCING *BEEPPP* ALBERT EINSTEIN!!! I'M GONN...

Sue-That's not all i wanted to tell you...for the last ten years i lyed about Franklin he isn't you're son ..Thor and She-hulk are his biolOgical parents..Ow and i want a divorce and i want half...

Jerry-That's not all folks Thor and She-hulk are here !!! Bring in the guest's!!!

Reed- I'm ....I'm so pist right now...I'm so *BEEP* pist right now i can feel my rage flowing in my balls....

After that quote hell breaks lose and Reed turns into bloodlust mode but he's not alone against Thor and She-Hulk...
Sentry walks up from backstage to help Reed in his battle...
chairs are flying and there's a lot off *BEEPING*

Which team wins this?

Team **** or Team ****ed?


Discus!!!


cool

You are so Creative. "smirks".

guy222
Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so Sue and Reed Richards are on the Jerry springers show because sue has to tell Reed something she'd kept a secret for years...

Jerry-So Sue welcome at my show i believe you want to tell Reed something important...

Sue- Reed...Honey....plastic fantastic.. it's about ...uhm do you remember the time you discovered me with you're shaving machine..and i said i needed it to shave my legs
that was a lie Reed..
I was really shaving my beard...Reed Honey i'm a man and i made a sex change in Thailand before i met you...Do you still love me?

Reed-....Mother*BEEEPP*

Reed- no expression

Reed-HOLY TAPDANCING *BEEPPP* ALBERT EINSTEIN!!! I'M GONN...

Sue-That's not all i wanted to tell you...for the last ten years i lyed about Franklin he isn't you're son ..Thor and She-hulk are his biolOgical parents..Ow and i want a divorce and i want half...

Jerry-That's not all folks Thor and She-hulk are here !!! Bring in the guest's!!!

Reed- I'm ....I'm so pist right now...I'm so *BEEP* pist right now i can feel my rage flowing in my balls....

After that quote hell breaks lose and Reed turns into bloodlust mode but he's not alone against Thor and She-Hulk...
Sentry walks up from backstage to help Reed in his battle...
chairs are flying and there's a lot off *BEEPING*

Which team wins this?

Team **** or Team ****ed?


Discus!!!


cool

thor ftw

DARKLORDCAEDUS
He still staging stuff.

guy222
Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
He still staging stuff.

Jerry is da man

Green Scar
Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so Sue and Reed Richards are on the Jerry springers show because sue has to tell Reed something she'd kept a secret for years...

Jerry-So Sue welcome at my show i believe you want to tell Reed something important...

Sue- Reed...Honey....plastic fantastic.. it's about ...uhm do you remember the time you discovered me with you're shaving machine..and i said i needed it to shave my legs
that was a lie Reed..
I was really shaving my beard...Reed Honey i'm a man and i made a sex change in Thailand before i met you...Do you still love me?

Reed-....Mother*BEEEPP*

Reed- no expression

Reed-HOLY TAPDANCING *BEEPPP* ALBERT EINSTEIN!!! I'M GONN...

Sue-That's not all i wanted to tell you...for the last ten years i lyed about Franklin he isn't you're son ..Thor and She-hulk are his biolOgical parents..Ow and i want a divorce and i want half...

Jerry-That's not all folks Thor and She-hulk are here !!! Bring in the guest's!!!

Reed- I'm ....I'm so pist right now...I'm so *BEEP* pist right now i can feel my rage flowing in my balls....

After that quote hell breaks lose and Reed turns into bloodlust mode but he's not alone against Thor and She-Hulk...
Sentry walks up from backstage to help Reed in his battle...
chairs are flying and there's a lot off *BEEPING*

Which team wins this?

Team **** or Team ****ed?


Discus!!!


cool


laughing laughing laughing

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they can enter the conan o'brian show if they want

DigiMark007
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....and I might consider keeping this open if I thought this was an actual battle thread rather than just an excuse to peddle your strange Spirnger fantasies.

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