BJ's Teddy Bear Club

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Barker
http://www.amazon.com/Teddy-Bear-Club-Bible-Stories/dp/B000GIW9IM

thorinnsrug

Röland
I noticed it said BJ.

ermmnone

Barker
It's Unrated. 131

Röland
lawlz.

Kartoon Pr0n. 131

Barker
That's what I said.

But not word for word. 13jockey

Röland
I just got a random PM. 131

Kram3r
Yeah, I was lured in by the prospect of getting a BJ. sly

Then I cried.

Barker
Me too.

Satanic Pooh Bear or something, I didn't watch the whole thing.

Maybe a few seconds, then humored the sender. 313

Mišt
Can I come? vin

Röland
I deleted the PM.

Didn't humor the sender.

131

Kram3r

Barker
Australians have breached the thread.

Hide the BJs. 131

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
I didn't know you could. haermm

Not around you guys blush2 You make me nervous 131wank

Originally posted by Barker
Australians have breached the thread.

Hide the BJs. 131

Quick, ride a kangaroo....or something 131

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Australians have breached the thread.

Hide the BJs. 131

2 on 2, this should be fun. haermm

Hey Barker, how do you spell mum and generalisation? jockey

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Australians have breached the thread.

Hide the BJs. 131

10 minutes till thermobarkuler detonation. jockey

Kram3r

Barker

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
I dunt understand your accent, mate. 313

Mom and correctly. 131

Crikey, its not that hard to chuck another shrimp on the barbie, tell the sheilas to hurry up and grab another stubby out cause Im running low. Something about the footy and meatpies, etc.. ermmjockey

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
I dunt understand your accent, mate. 313

You wish you talked like a convict. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Mom and correctly. 131

Too bad spelling it with a Z isn't correct. jockey

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, we are pretty massive. haermm



i dunt no where ur goin 2 find one at dis time of night. mad evil face confused

in ma bakyard of course haermmjockey

Kram3r

Kram3r

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Let's get a ride to the bunker in the Shaggin' Wagon. jockey

KK, just don't pick up any hitchhikers. 131

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, you do live in Adelaide. haermm

city of churches, ZOMG mistboobsmistboobsmistboobs

Kram3r

Kram3r

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Unless they're hot, of course. 13

We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner! jockey

Mišt

Kram3r

Röland
CrbKn5boVPA

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Oh you. vin

*Saddles up* 31

I meant the woman we pick up. no expression

Kram3r

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
You don't count until you get on Australian Idol. haermm

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLOLZ haermmjockey

Kram3r

Röland
UnkefjCES-4

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
So did I then I got confused so I made a gay joke. jockey

Gimme a break it's 1:18AM. no expression

It's 11:18 am. 131

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
So did I then I got confused so I made a gay joke. jockey

Gimme a break it's 1:18AM. no expression

lolz pwned. 12.48amjockey

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Just Irene, you can ride in the back. 313

By riding, you mean sex with Irene, right? 313

Kram3r

SpartanII

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
I farted when the sun was here, it's your's now. jockey

The hell? jockey

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by SpartanII
nuts TO THE SHELTERS!!!

We're already there........with Irene. jockey

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
No, how can you saddle her if she's saddling me? 313wank

You can go with Jacope and sing songs in teh back. 13jockey

I meant after you. 131


I just spit chocolate milk on my monitor because of that comment. crylaugh

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
She's not a sex toy. herbeyes

Wait. Nevermind. 131


laughing out loud 13

Of course she is. herbhappy

You know, the kind of spit that happens in movies, the mist spit. haermm

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
herbtouched


And it's sequel, the Mist Swallow? srug

herbeyes

No. no expression

Mišt

Barker

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
herbdoped

It was a trilogy?

Mist Does Dallas? herbeyes

Barker

Röland

Barker

Röland
This chocolate milk sure is tasty. jockey

Barker
This water sure leaves a lot to be desired. jockey

Röland
I had Raisin Bran for breakfast. herbeyes

Barker
I had Irene. herbeyes

But only Metaphorically. herbnone

Röland
Was it tasty? herbnone

Barker
Couldn't stop until there was nothing left.

But only metaphorically. herbnone

Röland
lawlz.

jockey

Barker
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar98026_67.gif

64x64 jockey

Röland
85x85 soon. 131

Mišt
lolz n00b 131

Röland
herbsad

lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
Australians have breached the thread.

Hide the BJs. 131 *hides* 313

Barker
You BJ. 313

lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
You BJ. 313 No. That verb was transitive. 313

Barker
Haha, you said a word with the prase "trans" in it, and Mist posted in this thread.


Coincidence? I think not. 31

Röland
pirate

lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
Haha, you said a word with the prase "trans" in it, and Mist posted in this thread.


Coincidence? I think not. 31 Ya got me. sly

Barker
There's a locket in my pocket.

lord xyz
There's a rocket in yoghurt. 313

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
There's a locket in my pocket.

Whose picture is in it?

Barker
There's a toothpick in Thorinn's Underwear. 31
Originally posted by RĂśland
Whose picture is in it?
Mine. herbeyes

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
There's a toothpick in Thorinn's Underwear. 31

Mine. herbeyes

Weirdo. herbeyes

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
http://www.amazon.com/Teddy-Bear-Club-Bible-Stories/dp/B000GIW9IM

thorinnsrug

You're using the avvy I found. cryohhappy

Barker
You didn't PM me telling me to wear it though. nahuh

silver_tears
That's because I always like you better naked. sly

Barker
You liked my furry bear tush? herbtouched

silver_tears
Not just the tush, all the rest as well. blush2

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
You liked my furry bear tush? herbtouched

Vaginalsecks: The type of sex that isn't buttsecks. 31


Whoops, wrong reply.

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
haermm laughing

You make me giggle.

I hope that's all I make you do. haermm

lord xyz
Bewbs. cool

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