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If nipples could talk...would they declare war on fingers?

On the rough ones. ermm

Obviously not. Fingers make them grow.

You gotta lick your fingers first to lube the roughness away!

I think they'd declare war on teething babies first hmm

nipples like the finger touching!

Yes, it would be an all out war, an Armageddon. There would be dead nipples and fingers littering the streets, as the sounds of milk squirts and rubber bands pollute the air. It would be absolute carnage.

The end is nigh. Repent.