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Just a bit of fun. I have a sh*tload of funny quotes from IRC and other chat programs saved. Great for a laugh, or a cringe, depends on your sense of humour. Heres a few to start it off.

<Donut> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut> RIPOSTE
<Donut> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
---------------------------------------------------------------------<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


---------------------------------------------------------------------<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

ROFL
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More to come.

Or you can go to www.bash.org and read them yourself.

SPAMMER! lol. Theyre not all of bash.org. Off quite a few other websites too. Have long .doc saved full of my favs. thought I'd post them. BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN IT!

Originally posted by Kosta
SPAMMER! lol. Theyre not all of bash.org. Off quite a few other websites too. Have lond .doc saved full of my favs. thought I'd post them. BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN IT!

It's only SPAM if I have a personal gain from it. Plus if you go to the site you get the uncensored chats.

I had to post these two hysterical

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit


<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible *****.

The first one cracked me up.

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

crylaugh

Originally posted by DarkC
The first one cracked me up.

People are funny vin


Originally posted by Mišt
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

crylaugh

I saw that one just a little while ago.

Originally posted by Roulette
I had to post these two hysterical

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit


That one had me rolling on the floor.

Originally posted by BakaXero
That one had me rolling on the floor.

It was a good one 13

I was trying not to burst out laughing....people be sleeping.

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

crylaugh crylaugh

I wonder if you could download HP in word format, and use word replace to do the whole book...hmm

hysterical I think it's possible...you should try it, Mr Mist.

Downloading now pirate

Niiiiiiiice vin

Not giving it to you though mhm

I didn't want it anyway weep

Pssh, you know you wanted to read about Harry's wang, sick pervert nahuh

oh 'Sif you can talk haermm you luff teh wang.

Dont pin this on me sneaky2

Mist the wang lover

I'll pin it wherever I want! oh......

roflz.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Mist the wang lover

A respectable title.

Mist and wang, sitting in a jock strap. herbnone

Originally posted by Barker
Mist and wang, sitting in a jock strap. herbnone
i don't think i need anyone to spell out what they were doing.ermm

Originally posted by Roulette
I'll pin it wherever I want! oh......

roflz.



A respectable title.

Bet you would, pervert disgust

Originally posted by Barker
Mist and wang, sitting in a jock strap. herbnone

Mankini herbvin

<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

I just cleaned my shoes and you got drool on them ermmad

Back to the kitchen with you wife

Originally posted by Secretus
<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
that must be a group of kmc members.

Originally posted by Roulette
Times have changed! You are my b*tch ^-^

oh weep

Originally posted by BakaXero
that must be a group of kmc members.

Im thinking probably non Australians 13

You should just stay and sleep here, I wont try to molest you while you sleep or anything touched

In case someone tries to molest me while Im not molesting you, good idea detective

Sorry, I punched you

Im off to bed sleepy Later wavey

Bastardo weep

Nights, Misty hug

(iSONEWS) Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
(runner-) either way its gonna be boring

crylaugh

that was different....I came three times.

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

ermm

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

Originally posted by Syren
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

ermm

That made me laugh.

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

It's so obviously DaMoose and Scythe! shock

Originally posted by Syren
It's so obviously DaMoose and Scythe! shock

That's not me...

Originally posted by Syren
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops Originally posted by Syren
It's so obviously DaMoose and Scythe! shock

crylaugh

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