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so..hmm, Eternal life you say?

the wonderous gift "god" is apparently going to give us.....


can most people actually imagine liveing for eternity, how is this actually a gift at all, it seems more of a torment, living for eternity as countless billions of years seem to go by, would drive most mad, wouldnt it everyone?

so how is it a gift, can peope actually comprehend what they say when they ask for Eternal life?

Discuss

Originally posted by Burning thought
so..hmm, Eternal life you say?

the wonderous gift "god" is apparently going to give us.....


can most people actually imagine liveing for eternity, how is this actually a gift at all, it seems more of a torment, living for eternity as countless billions of years seem to go by, would drive most mad, wouldnt it everyone?

so how is it a gift, can peope actually comprehend what they say when they ask for Eternal life?

Discuss

God has an exciting plan for you to carry out for eternity.

I believe we are already eternal.

Originally posted by Burning thought
so..hmm, Eternal life you say?

the wonderous gift "god" is apparently going to give us.....


can most people actually imagine liveing for eternity, how is this actually a gift at all, it seems more of a torment, living for eternity as countless billions of years seem to go by, would drive most mad, wouldnt it everyone?

so how is it a gift, can peope actually comprehend what they say when they ask for Eternal life?

Discuss

If there was a time before your birth that you did not exist, then living for the rest of time would not equal eternity. Eternity must include all past, present and future.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
If there was a time before your birth that you did not exist, then living for the rest of time would not equal eternity. Eternity must include all past, present and future.

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
God has an exciting plan for you to carry out for eternity.

an exciting plan? reaaalllyy now

Yeah, condemnation! Sounds nice.

God needs souls to: clean toliets, waste disposal, catering, shine the gold, etc... Keep in mind you will do this with a big glowing smile on your face.

Originally posted by Jim Reaper
God needs souls to: clean toliets, waste disposal, catering, shine the gold, etc... Keep in mind you will do this with a big glowing smile on your face.

And singing the same damn song for the remainder of eternity.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
If there was a time before your birth that you did not exist, then living for the rest of time would not equal eternity. Eternity must include all past, present and future. Correct. Only Samuel L. Jackson fits that description, as he created God.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Correct. Only Samuel L. Jackson fits that description, as he created God.

Why do you say that?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Why do you say that? Samuel L. Jackson created God and allowed God to create existence. There is none with more power than Samuel L. Jackson.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Samuel L. Jackson created God and allowed God to create existence. There is none with more power than Samuel L. Jackson.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Why do you say that?

Originally posted by debbiejo
I believe we are already eternal.

So, do I.

As long as eternal life comes with: eternal youth, extremely fast healing, dulled sense of pain and psychological conditioning that would help me cope. I think I could stand it.

Silly mortals. Only Samuel L. Jackson is eternal. He has the power to wipe out all of existence and remaking it brand new by willing it.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Silly mortals. Only Samuel L. Jackson is eternal. He has the power to wipe out all of existence and remaking it brand new by willing it.

I showed Samuel your posts and he laughed and said "some people need to get a life".

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I showed Samuel your posts and he laughed and said "some people need to get a life". You know Samuel L. Jackson!?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
You know Samuel L. Jackson!?

No, but I did make you ask.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
No, but I did make you ask. FOOL! JACKSON WILL SMITE YOU!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
FOOL! JACKSON WILL SMITE YOU!