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It's easy, just tell the person above you "No sleep til Brooklyn" or something like that!

INTERGALACTIC.....robot

if it's going to be that kind of party, i'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Now that is sawwweeeeeeeeet!! =====> robot


"I'll stir-fry you in my wok!"

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

I can drink a quart of Monkey and still stand still, what's the time? it's time to get ill.

Brass monkey, that funky monkey...

Sooooo I'm on the run , the cops got my gun, and right about now it's time to have some fun.....

The King Ad Rock that is my name.......

Let your back bone flip but don't slip a disc, let your spine unwind just take a risk.

I got the brand new doo-doo guaranteed like yoo-hoo....

I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew

And when I grab the mic you scream "Ooh god damn!" The creme de la creme is who I am.

I got all the time that I need to kill...

Ridin' across the land, kickin' up sand

Just me and my horsey and a quart of beer....

One lonely Beastie I be, all by myself without nobody

The sun is beatin' down on my baseball hat......

Hey ladies! Git git funky!

His name was MCA, I said "Howdy", he said "Hi!"

I'm like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat or Fred Flintstone driving around on both feet!

Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go
Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose
I Strap On My Ear Goggles And I'm Ready To Go
'Couse At The Boards Is The Man They Call The Mario

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about

I Keep My Underwear Up With A Piece Of Elastic
I Use A Bullshit Mic That's Made Out Of Plastic
To Send My Rhymes Out To All Nations
Like Ma Bell, I've Got The Ill Communications

and your mom took away your best porno mag vin

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your underwear.

Cold chillin' in the spot - and she won't stop
She'll do what's best just to reach the top
She studies real hard - all night she'll cram
In school she majors in advanced Def Jam

It's for better or worse, between you and me, when I rock the mic so viciously.

And on the cool check in
Center stage on the mic
And we're puttin' it on wax
It's the new style

I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder

Your pop caught you smoking and he said, "No Way!"

I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky

That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.

My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate

YOU GOTTA FIGHT!!!!


FOR YOUR RIGHT!!!!

Fresh dressed 'cause I shop at Models
Deep in Brooklyn I ride the elevated trains
Used to ride the D to beat the morning bell
At Edward R. Morrow out on Ave L

A


I'm pretty sure that say that in one of their songs

strap on your ear goggles and go go go

Well it's the taking of Pablum 1, 2, 3

If you want a doo-doo rhyme, then come see me.

I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees

Pump it up homeboy just don't stop!
Chef Boyardee cooling on the pot.

Now your mom threw away you best porno mag.

a Beastie Boy lyric at the person above you!

heehee

Originally posted by Impediment
Now your mom threw away you best porno mag. I'm cool calm collected from class I was ejected.

Your mom busts on in and says

"What's that Noise?!?!?"

Got the ladies of the eighties from here to White Castle

Cuz you can't, you don't, and ya won't STOP!

So Many Damn People Are So Damn Full Of It

So whatcha whatcha whatcha want?

Girls! All I really need is GIRLS!

I grabbed two girlies and a beer thats cold

The air is getting hot.

The beer is getting flat.

I'm Mike D and I get respect, your cash and your Jewelry is what I expect.

I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat!

Im the cream of the crop, I rise to the top....

wait, those are different white boys.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Check it out!!!!

Do it

Originally posted by Strangelove
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Check it out!!!! double post.

let it flow, let yourself go, slow and low that is the tempo

Im thinking about my doorbell, when you gonna ring it?

Yeah, icky thump, who'da thunk, sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico?

Hmm, I still need to get the new album hmm

You took a white orchid turned it blue.

It's excellent 313

If you think that a kiss is all in the lips, c'mon, you got it all wrong, man

I said "I must be fine cause my heart's still beating"

The nurse should not be the one who pours salt in your wounds

"I just don't know what to do with myself!"

I just ILLEGALLY downloaded Icky Thump, pretty cool song, must pop down to the cd store tomorrow mistw00t

You can't be a pimp and a prostitute...

And Mist, the entire new album rocks. I think it's their best.

When you're in your little room
and you're working on something good
but if it is really good
You're gonna need a bigger room
and when you're in the bigger room
You might not know what to do
You might have to think of
How you got started sittin' in your little room

Originally posted by Strangelove


Do it

How old are ya? How old are ya now anyway?

Mike D gonna rock the sure shot

Originally posted by Strangelove
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Check it out!!!!

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/beastieboys.png

Mike D. grabbed the money
MCA stashed the gold
and I grabbed two girlies
and a beer that's cold

I like my sugar with coffee and cream!

I can tell that we are gonna be friends

Originally posted by Strangelove
I can tell that we are gonna be friends

I listened to that less than half an hour ago.

How dare you? How old are you now anyway? How dare you? How old are you now anyway?

I'm gonna fight a war
seven nation army couldn't hold me back



(sorry I love that song. First song I learned on my bass )
(Also, icky thump has a wierd rythym but I like it)

Originally posted by Tattoo
I listened to that less than half an hour ago. That's not a white stripes lyric oh

Little ghost, little ghost, what I'm scared of the most

I had fifteen people tellin me to move
I had movement on my mind.

well you say I'm twenty something and I should'nt be slackin'
but I'm workin' harder than ever and you could call it mackin'

TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!

I got money - I got juice
I got to the party and I got loose
I got rhythm - I got rhymes
I got the girlies with the Def behinds
I got ill - I got busted
I got dust and I got dusted
I got gold - I got funky
I got the new dance - they call the Brass Monkey

When it comes to envy yall is green,
Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine!

Keeping with the new trend of lyric yelling here, gimmee your best shot!!!

The hardest button to button

Yeah you're pretty good looking oh yeah you're pretty good looking yes you're pretty good looking oh yeah for a girl.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah you're pretty good looking oh yeah you're pretty good looking yes you're pretty good looking oh yeah for a girl.

YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!!!!


YOU JUST DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD!!!!!!!!!!


(could be RATM )

You know it's all going to end in "Yell lyrics at the person above you"

I never got into black flag enough to know their lyrics off hand.

this thread is dead. RIP.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
this thread is dead. RIP. Liar.

then post lyrics.

yeaah yeaaaaaaaah YeaH!

I'm about to have a nervous breakdown
My head really hurts
If I don't find a way out of here
I'm gonna go berserk cause
I'm crazy and I'm hurt

I wanna hypnotize you baby, on the telephone

Well, I guess, it's a brandnew day after all
every time we hear the curtain call,
see the girls with the curls in the hair,
the buttons and the pins and the loud fanfares.
Tonight, tonight.


*slap*

dude, you will die a horrible death for this.

evil. evil incarnate, man. *shudders, thinks of menudo*

Bring it, bitches.

Do my shit undercover
now it's time for for the blubba
blaba to watch dat belly get fatter
fat boy on a diet don't try it
I'll check your ass like a looter in a riot
much too fast like a sumo slammin' dat ass
leavin' your face in the grass

who you tryin' to get crazy with, ese?
Doncha know I'm loco?

Hey don't miss out on what your passin
You're missin the hoota of the funky Buddha
Eluder or the ****ed up styles to get wicked
So come on as I start to kick it

fat boy on a diet, dont try it
I'll jack yo ass like a looter in a riot

I remember sister Maggie, breasts were kinda saggy
Used to sell me buddah outta f*cked up little baggies

wickedph

And the thistle is a prickly flower aye, but how it is sweetly worn.

hits from the bong.

the lights are blinking I'm thinking
it's all over when I go out drinking

Nigga Legendary Villian, who started the fuss
Nigga double glock, cocked, get your shit rocked
Get your crib knocked, nigga have that rib popped
Under bosses and trouble, they under my rubble
Clone mother****ers, always the villain, like The Hubble