Casa di Kram3r: No Vacancy

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Kram3r
That's right. All rooms of Kram3r's house will be full as of next Summer (Australian Winter) because none other than...


























































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Vinny Valentine

Will be sleeping in my studio (Otherwise known as "the room no one uses other than Kram3r because he needs somewhere to Karaoke"wink. You wish you stayed and lived with Kram3r. 131wank

=Tired Hiker=
That's dope. You guys should start a improv troupe, or maybe build a submarine. Either way, drink beer! beer

Kram3r
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's dope. You guys should start a improv troupe, or maybe build a submarine. Either way, drink beer! beer

I'm legal. 31

=Tired Hiker=
What's the age in Australia?

BakaXero
18?

Vinny Valentine
w00t I'm not legal! But that won't stop me if Kramer's up for it!


Now to save a few thousand dollars...

=Tired Hiker=
Vinnie, you should mail yourself in a box to Kram3r's, save some cash, y'know? erm

BakaXero
cause everyone goes for a binge

Kram3r
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
w00t I'm not legal! But that won't stop me if Kramer's up for it!


Now to save a few thousand dollars...

Me supplying alcohol to minors!?! msn-oh

Never. 131wank

=Tired Hiker=
Welp, it's a sure fire bet that I need to go to bed when I'm talking about mailing people, later goodnizzle.

BakaXero
Originally posted by Kram3r
Me supplying alcohol to minors!?! msn-oh

Never. 131wank
i did that once... i was the only one of my friends over age. The rest were under. smile

Kram3r
Originally posted by BakaXero
i did that once... i was the only one of my friends over age. The rest were under. smile

Yeah, well, you rule. ermm

BakaXero
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, well, you rule. ermm
Some little 14 year old girls came up to me and my friends and tried to get us to buy Alki for them haermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by BakaXero
Some little 14 year old girls came up to me and my friends and tried to get us to buy Alki for them haermm

Not until they're 16. haermm

BakaXero
Originally posted by Kram3r
Not until they're 16. haermm
Schoolgirls are funny herbhaermm2

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
Me supplying alcohol to minors!?! msn-oh

Never. 131wank

And then making them take their clothes off and dance for you 131wank


Poor Vinny herbermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by BakaXero
Schoolgirls are funny herbhaermm2

Especially Catholic ones. haermm

Kram3r

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
Bit of a gay thought, no? jockey

I was thinking schoolgirls, but you automatically thought I was thinking schoolboys, why's that, guilty conscience? Something you want to tell us there Kram3r? jockey

Kram3r

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
I thought you meant 'Poor Vinny' in a gay way because I'll molest him or something. haermm

There's nothing I gotta say, Mist. That's the truth. Oh wait, yes there is, I'm gay. jockey

No wait, that's not it, you're gay. jockey

Yeah, that set the record, straight. 131

I meant poor Vinny, as in Vinny suffers from poverty and has no moneyjockey31

Oh, you're gay, well I dont judge..jockey

Gay for girls haermmjockey

Straight like a pencil? Cause you know, if you hold it between your fingers and wobble it slightly, it doesnt seem so straight haermm

Kram3r

Vinny Valentine
haermm Mistcile.

Barker
One time, we successfully made it an Aussie with a Canadian.


Yeah, we didn't call it anything, because it was two boys.

ermm

Naz
no expression I demand to see video proof of all this.

Thorrin
This thread is gay, but Mist doesn't judge. jockey

Naz
Originally posted by Kram3r
Especially Catholic ones. haermm

Yeah, everyone knows how hillarious I am haermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
One time, we successfully made it an Aussie with a Canadian.


Yeah, we didn't call it anything, because it was two boys.

ermm

Barker's fantasy much? 131wank

Originally posted by Naz
no expression I demand to see video proof of all this.

Of course. 313

Originally posted by Thorrin
This thread is gay, but Mist doesn't judge. jockey

He is a judge on Queer eye for the straight guy. jockey

Originally posted by Naz
Yeah, everyone knows how hillarious I am haermm

Do stand up. haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
Yeah, everyone knows how hillarious I am haermm

You're so unfunny you make my balls hurt.

haermm

Kram3r
Pictures of room 69 (the room Vinny will be sleeping in) will be posted this evening, stay tuned. 131wank

I have to clean it up because I made a big mess down here. vin

Vinny Valentine
vin

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Pictures of room 69 (the room Vinny will be sleeping in) will be posted this evening, stay tuned. 131wank

I have to clean it up because I made a big mess down here. vin
Big mess? Been out hunting Kangaroos..? 131

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Big mess? Been out hunting Kangaroos..? 131

Don't you have something better to do, like run around in circles? 131wank

Ok, here are some dodgy pictures I just took. I couldn't be f*cked working with the settings because I'm hungry for breakfast. Also, I still didn't clean my studio, so STFU.

Outside
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9282/outsideap7.jpg

Inside

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/305/insidelz3.jpg

=Tired Hiker=
Is that a Casio Tonebank keyboard I see? eek!

Barker
You need to clean your studio.

Naz

Thorrin
Jealous of an unfunny person?

Naz
cry yes...?

Barker
Naz made my pages sticky.

Thorrin
Originally posted by Barker
Naz made my pages sticky. herbeyesOriginally posted by Naz
cry yes...? Poor Nazzy. petpet

Naz
Originally posted by Barker
Naz made my pages sticky.

Yeah, when I spilled coke on them.

Originally posted by Thorrin
herbeyes Poor Nazzy. petpet

touched

Strangelove
Can I stay too pweeze? touching

Thorrin
NO VACANCY. 13

Strangelove
Originally posted by Thorrin
NO VACANCY. 13 He just tells that to the people he despises 313

Thorrin
Oh.


NO VACANCY. 13

Kram3r
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Is that a Casio Tonebank keyboard I see? eek!

Only way to write rhymes yo. 31

Originally posted by Barker
You need to clean your studio.

I'm importing some Mexicans. Skeets should be here soon. 131

Originally posted by Strangelove
Can I stay too pweeze? touching

It can be a slumber party. vin

Originally posted by Strangelove
He just tells that to the people he despises 313

Yet I still get Barker & Mist coming into my thread. 131wank

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
I'm importing some Mexicans. Skeets should be here soon. 131



Yet I still get Barker & Mist coming into my thread. 131wank
lol pwnt 313


Mist comes much more frequently. 13wank

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Kram3r
Only way to write rhymes yo. 31


Sweet right on, brotha! I gots the same one, I think Syren has one too! I make all my musical scores with the Casio Tonebank system. big grin

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Mist comes much more frequently. 13wank

Not his fault he doesn't have a sex drive. ermm

Wait, yes it is. 131wank

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Sweet right on, brotha! I gots the same one, I think Syren has one too! I make all my musical scores with the Casio Tonebank system. big grin

Yeah, they're awesome machines. Like Transformers! Which kicked ass, BTW! eek!

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Kram3r
Not his fault he doesn't have a sex drive. ermm

Wait, yes it is. 131wank



Yeah, they're awesome machines. Like Transformers! Which kicked ass, BTW! eek!

You saw Transformers, the movie??? eek!

Kram3r
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You saw Transformers, the movie??? eek!

Saw it yesterday. 31

We gets it a week before you. 131wank

Barker
You should change your name to Kram1m.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Kram3r
Saw it yesterday. 31

We gets it a week before you. 131wank

*napoleon dynamite voice* Lucky. erm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
You should change your name to Kram1m.

Why Kram 1 when I can Kram 3? haermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
*napoleon dynamite voice* Lucky. erm

Lol, yeah because I get Transformers a week before you do. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Dude, you live in the greatest country in the world. Besides, we still haven't got Grindhouse yet! weep

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Why Kram 1 when I can Kram 3? haermm
Because you'd be kraming 1 him. haermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Because you'd be kraming 1 him. haermm

That's the only one you know about. haermm

Barker
One at a time, I mean. I hear you keep all the Mists and Bakas in Aus. lining up. haermm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kram3r
Why Kram 1 when I can Kram 3? haermm



Lol, yeah because I get Transformers a week before you do. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Dude, you live in the greatest country in the world. Besides, we still haven't got Grindhouse yet! weep grindhouse= nausea. sick

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
One at a time, I mean. I hear you keep all the Mists and Bakas in Aus. lining up. haermm

Hard to distinguish fact from fiction now-a-days. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
grindhouse= nausea. sick

I'm the most desensitized f*ck on the planet. I'll watch anything. no expression

Rogue Jedi
How aussie of you. laughing out loud

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Hard to distinguish fact from fiction now-a-days. haermm
Funny you should mention fiction. haermm
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How aussie of you. laughing out loud
crylaugh

Kram3r
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How aussie of you. laughing out loud

No, just me. People really question my state of mind to view half the shit I do. My friends don't even bother to show me "shock sites" anymore because they know it's pointless. 131wank

Barker
tubgirl? 131

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Funny you should mention fiction. haermm

It'd be funnier if I mentioned friction. haermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
tubgirl? 131

Yeah, seen that. srug

I almost said 'Been there, seen that'. haermm

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
It'd be funnier if I mentioned friction. haermm
You don't use lotion? haermm
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, seen that. srug

I almost said 'Been there, seen that'. haermm
Probably been there and done that too. haermm

Mišt
Im coming as fast as I can 131

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kram3r
No, just me. People really question my state of mind to view half the shit I do. My friends don't even bother to show me "shock sites" anymore because they know it's pointless. 131wank well, after talking to you on the phone, I am questioning your sanity too. laughing out loud

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
You don't use lotion? haermm

Why don't you find out. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Probably been there and done that too. haermm

Almost. However your mom wasn't up to it that night. haermm

Kram3r

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Why don't you find out. haermm



Almost. However your mom wasn't up to it that night. haermm
Because I. . herbeyes


Zing. haermm

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
That's a bit gay, I won't judge. jockey



Thanks, a lot of people do jockey

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Because I. . herbeyes


Zing. haermm

yer im guud liek dat. 13

Not my first 69 haermm:

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7213/lolbl3.jpg

Rogue Jedi
Get yer feckin ute.

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
yer im guud liek dat. 13

Not my first 69 haermm:

http://img184.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolbl3.jpg
wft 31

It's your first without you gagging. 13

Kram3r

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
wft 31

It's your first without you gagging. 13

Fixed the link, STFU. 31

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Get yer feckin ute.

Don't drive. 31

Rogue Jedi
Kram3r has a gag factor?

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Fixed the link, STFU. 31
Just as soon as you BJFU. herbeyes

Kram3r
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Kram3r has a gag factor?

Yeah, a HUGE one. 131wank

No. 31

Rogue Jedi
fukker probably drags his teeth too.

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Just as soon as you BJFU. herbeyes

You first. herbeyes

Kram3r
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fukker probably drags his teeth too.

How'd you know? vin

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kram3r
How'd you know? vin that was ME last night, *****. and you thought it was BF you were blowing. wink

Mišt
This thread is too gay for me herbeyes

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
You first. herbeyes
Oh, but you're so much better at them. barkerwank

Rogue Jedi

Kram3r

Rogue Jedi
it was magical.....you swallowed!!!

Mišt
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
me too....yet we still post here. whats wrong with us? embarrasment

We're just gay haermm

Except me herbeyes

Barker
I'm not of the ghey variety. herbnone

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
I'm not of the ghey variety. herbnone

Thorrin disagrees herbvin

Barker

Kram3r
You're all gay as far as I'm concerned. haermm

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
Bet you Bj'd him to make him say that. herbcry

Bet you just BJ'd yourself to make you say that herbcry

Originally posted by Kram3r
You're all gay as far as I'm concerned. haermm

Oh nice, judge us why dont you herbcry

Rogue Jedi

Kram3r

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
You can't judge on facts. haermm

Racist ermmpissed

Rogue Jedi
an aussie lycan racist?

Barker

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
SW update,etc

k well im home alon 2nite mebbe rite sum more or sumtink but still waytin on taht hpsotam update promisd lyk 4 yrs ago herbcry

Kram3r

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
Italians > Australians. haermm


Only cause they cheat in the World Cup haermm

Kram3r

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
You whine more about that than the Aboriginals do on the 'Stolen Generation'. haermm

I bought one on ebay, technically it wasnt stealing jockey

Mišt

Kram3r

Barker
Hmm, Storm is really going to town tonight.

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
Hmm, Storm is really going to town tonight.

Oh, ask her to pick me up some Barkdonalds and a 6 pack on the way home.

Kram3r

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Hmm, Storm is really going to town tonight.

I noticed. Better stay in here for shelter. 13

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
That's below the belt. haermm

I know, Im cool like that haermm

I was laughing for like 5mins after thinking of that. no expression

Barker

Kram3r

Bardock42
I stole Mist's sig and now he changed it durlaugh

Mišt
Originally posted by Bardock42
I stole Mist's sig and now he changed it durlaugh

nahuh

Bardock42

Rogue Jedi
is a nazi

Bardock42
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is a nazi It's not the what do you randomly claim about the person above you thread.

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