So I was in a cafe this morning having a coffee and sausage sarnie...

Started by §P0oONY2 pages

So I was in a cafe this morning having a coffee and sausage sarnie...

... And then some random old man came to sit with me and a friend and started a lovely ill informed discussion about the government, God bless the elderly and their ignorance!

aww bless.
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Originally posted by §P0oONY
... And then some random old man came to sit with me and a friend and started a lovely ill informed discussion about the government, God bless the elderly and their ignorance!

At least he didn't go into a racial rant or something.

Originally posted by Menetnashté
At least he didn't go into a racial rant or something.
Yes, that's true, although he did begin to talk about his sex life as a teenager... We made a hasty escape at that time.

😆 Oh bless the elderly. An old man asked me if I was stalking him the other week. 😕

And were you stalking him?

Most of there talk are interesting but sometimes they think they know everything.What were you eating?jm

With a raspy voice, did he start the conversation with a "Well hey...hello there, Chuck."

Originally posted by §P0oONY
... And then some random old man came to sit with me and a friend and started a lovely ill informed discussion about the government, God bless the elderly and their ignorance!

I work in a bar. A quiet one. And at closing there are always 3 elderly men who have 3 pints each. THey're always the last in. Anyway they were discussing the new PM last night. It was funny. Made closing funnier. 😛

In America, we send our elderly to Florida. jockey

In Barkland, we send our elderly to Thorncastle jockey

Originally posted by Thorrin
In America, we send our elderly to Florida. jockey

So that's where my grandpa went, my mom told me he ran away. jockey

Originally posted by Röland
So that's where my grandpa went, my mom told me he ran away. jockey

I told you not to leave the gate open jockey

ermmnone

Originally posted by Mišt
I told you not to leave the gate open jockey

I chained him up though. jockey

Originally posted by Röland
I chained him up though. jockey
I guess his dentures are to strongjockey

Re: So I was in a cafe this morning having a coffee and sausage sarnie...

Originally posted by §P0oONY
... And then some random old man came to sit with me and a friend and started a lovely ill informed discussion about the government, God bless the elderly and their ignorance!
did you at least point out the fact you did not know him?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
And were you stalking him?

Maybe... 😖hifty: I wasn't of course and when I said "no I'm not" he said he'd call the police. So I had to exit out of the shop pretty quickly. Heh must have me confused with someone else. 😗 Right I'm off to stalk some old people.

Stay out of my hood, I got dibs on the ones here. sly

Awww I brought my night vision goggles and everything! 😬