Tattoo
Read along and try to keep up as we jump from subject to subject without a set course of action. Learn how gay Kram3r really is, and his strange fascination with my bulge. Pay no mind to the broken smilies, I'm not taking the time to fix them.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: How's it going brother?
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Most Excellent
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): And for you?
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Nothing much, last day of school so I took it off.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Haha
Perfect
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'm trying to download this movie called Fido.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): And it's not working.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Hahaha, failz iz uz
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Shush
The movie is about people domesticating zombies to be their pets.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): It's supposed to be second only to Shaun of the Dead in Zombie Comedy movies.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Awesome
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): It's been out for months in Canada but just recently opened in select theaters.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Select US* theater
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Yeah, I understood, so STFU. .fist
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'd normally say to suck my balls, but you'd enjoy that.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: So...:ermm:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Stay away from my genitals.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: **** you. I'll come as close as I want Confederate.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'll get a restraining order.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Bullshit.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Hear that? That's the sound of my footsteps going to the court house.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I can't I live thousands of miles away from you. :
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Listen to the mic *****.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Sent a voice clip
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I ****ing dare you to get that order.
You want me to rub your genitals.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): You're confusing me with Mist.
Your fencing buddy.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: **** him, as if go to Adelaide.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): You would, which is why I brought him up.
The winner gets to impregnate the loser.
I'm not sure how that's possible, but it is.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Your ass is looking fine in that DP
I'd impregnate that
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Probably because you're both a couple of walking vaginas with dicks.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: ...:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I know, my ass is tight...tight like a tiger.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Mostly because I'm still an anal virgin, and always will be.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Nah
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): If I were the homogay, I'd be the butch. 131
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Not when I get there
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: When I get there you'll be an anal ****
And Jesus will cry
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Your delusions of grandeur must come to a close. You need to accept facts and revel in your life as a pillow biter.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Oh yeah
I love it
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Thankfully I am the heterostraight. ^^
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Pillow biter = FTW
But in your case, nah. :wank:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Rainbow warrior. :ermm:
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I'm their General. :131:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'll sick President Bush on their asses...thus starting the World War of Hair Dressing.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: President is gay. :131:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I know. Now you know why he wanted a Dick as his Vice President.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Hahahahaha
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): A Dick and his Bush, a coming of age tale between two sexually repressed teens on the path to finding their inner gay, NBC's this fall 6/7c
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): That should read 7/6c, I'm apparently dyslexic at 4am. :ermm:
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: You know we don't get NBC, right? And your date system is retarded. Who the **** thought of month/day/year. It makes sense going day/month/year
you know ascending?
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Fine, whatever stupid ass channel you criminals, I mean Aussies, get.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: **** you.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I'm first generation Australian
Confederate
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): And 7/6c is a time slot, not a date. schmoll 7pm Eastern, 6pm Central
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: ...:ermm:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Besides when you say a date it's natural to say June 17th 1999, instead of 17th of June, 1999.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): America pwnz0riz0rz Austria...Australia. Sorry.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Not really.,
**** you!
Day/Month/Year makes sense
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): How many times do I have to warn you about keeping the distance from my jewels?!
Month/Day/Year FTW
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: **** that bullshit.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Is that beastiality or scat...or both?
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: It's telling your date system it's about as ****ed up as your units of measurement.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Our mechanics use both systems, so HA!
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: So why can't you?
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I do. I seem to remember everyone asking me how to convert a height in cm to in or vice versa.
Or C to F.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: That's because you dated a Brit. :ermm:
And cm = FTW
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I "dated" a **** who happened to be from Great Britain.
cm/in = FTW
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Haha, and true.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Would you believe she contacted me the other day to apologize for everything she's put me through? She wanted to talk with me because talking with me soothes her. Apparently she can't talk to her fiancee about things and she still needs me. I've not forgiven her, but I'm giving her the decency of speaking to her as if she's a human being.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Woah really? Hold on, she chose to marry a person she can't talk to? WTF? Heaps mad. (N)
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: How the hell is that marriage going to work if they can't communicate? :
*
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: And you're a better person for talking to her.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): ****ing.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Yeah, I thought she wanted to talk about how her engagement isn't going as planned or something, no, she said everything is okay in that department. It's work that has her stressed and she needed to talk with me to feel better.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: That's stupid, and she's retarded.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Agreed and agreed.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'm posting this convo on KMC, okay Ass Pirate?
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Yeah, that's fine.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): All ye're after is tha booty. Arg! Now shake your hook fist and stomp your peg leg to the deck.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Hahahaha, lol. I hate pirates.
Espeically POTC 3
****ing hate that movie
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): POTC 3 sucks balls.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): 1 was best, 2 was okay, 3 is a stinker.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: 1 & 2 were just okay, IMO.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): 1 was awesome, they should have kept it at that.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Just like the ****ing Matrix trilogy. The Wachowski brothers got greedy and took a great, innovative movie and turned it into a steaming pile of horse shit that even the nastiest of stink bugs would shy away from.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: True.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I dunno why they keep as the whole bros thing though.
Ones a chick now.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: How's it going brother?
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Most Excellent
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): And for you?
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Nothing much, last day of school so I took it off.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Haha
Perfect
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'm trying to download this movie called Fido.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): And it's not working.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Hahaha, failz iz uz
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Shush
The movie is about people domesticating zombies to be their pets.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): It's supposed to be second only to Shaun of the Dead in Zombie Comedy movies.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Awesome
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): It's been out for months in Canada but just recently opened in select theaters.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Select US* theater
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Yeah, I understood, so STFU. .fist
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'd normally say to suck my balls, but you'd enjoy that.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: So...:ermm:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Stay away from my genitals.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: **** you. I'll come as close as I want Confederate.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'll get a restraining order.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Bullshit.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Hear that? That's the sound of my footsteps going to the court house.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I can't I live thousands of miles away from you. :
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Listen to the mic *****.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Sent a voice clip
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I ****ing dare you to get that order.
You want me to rub your genitals.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): You're confusing me with Mist.
Your fencing buddy.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: **** him, as if go to Adelaide.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): You would, which is why I brought him up.
The winner gets to impregnate the loser.
I'm not sure how that's possible, but it is.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Your ass is looking fine in that DP
I'd impregnate that
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Probably because you're both a couple of walking vaginas with dicks.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: ...:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I know, my ass is tight...tight like a tiger.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Mostly because I'm still an anal virgin, and always will be.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Nah
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): If I were the homogay, I'd be the butch. 131
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Not when I get there
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: When I get there you'll be an anal ****
And Jesus will cry
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Your delusions of grandeur must come to a close. You need to accept facts and revel in your life as a pillow biter.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Oh yeah
I love it
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Thankfully I am the heterostraight. ^^
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Pillow biter = FTW
But in your case, nah. :wank:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Rainbow warrior. :ermm:
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I'm their General. :131:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'll sick President Bush on their asses...thus starting the World War of Hair Dressing.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: President is gay. :131:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I know. Now you know why he wanted a Dick as his Vice President.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Hahahahaha
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): A Dick and his Bush, a coming of age tale between two sexually repressed teens on the path to finding their inner gay, NBC's this fall 6/7c
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): That should read 7/6c, I'm apparently dyslexic at 4am. :ermm:
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: You know we don't get NBC, right? And your date system is retarded. Who the **** thought of month/day/year. It makes sense going day/month/year
you know ascending?
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Fine, whatever stupid ass channel you criminals, I mean Aussies, get.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: **** you.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I'm first generation Australian
Confederate
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): And 7/6c is a time slot, not a date. schmoll 7pm Eastern, 6pm Central
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: ...:ermm:
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Besides when you say a date it's natural to say June 17th 1999, instead of 17th of June, 1999.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): America pwnz0riz0rz Austria...Australia. Sorry.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Not really.,
**** you!
Day/Month/Year makes sense
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): How many times do I have to warn you about keeping the distance from my jewels?!
Month/Day/Year FTW
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: **** that bullshit.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Is that beastiality or scat...or both?
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: It's telling your date system it's about as ****ed up as your units of measurement.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Our mechanics use both systems, so HA!
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: So why can't you?
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I do.
I seem to remember everyone asking me how to convert a height in cm to in or vice versa. Or C to F.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: That's because you dated a Brit. :ermm:
And cm = FTW
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I "dated" a **** who happened to be from Great Britain.
cm/in = FTW
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Haha, and true.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Would you believe she contacted me the other day to apologize for everything she's put me through? She wanted to talk with me because talking with me soothes her. Apparently she can't talk to her fiancee about things and she still needs me. I've not forgiven her, but I'm giving her the decency of speaking to her as if she's a human being.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Woah really? Hold on, she chose to marry a person she can't talk to? WTF? Heaps mad. (N)
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: How the hell is that marriage going to work if they can't communicate? :
*
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: And you're a better person for talking to her.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): ****ing.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Yeah, I thought she wanted to talk about how her engagement isn't going as planned or something, no, she said everything is okay in that department. It's work that has her stressed and she needed to talk with me to feel better.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: That's stupid, and she's retarded.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Agreed and agreed.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): I'm posting this convo on KMC, okay Ass Pirate?
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Yeah, that's fine.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): All ye're after is tha booty. Arg! Now shake your hook fist and stomp your peg leg to the deck.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: Hahahaha, lol. I hate pirates.
Espeically POTC 3
****ing hate that movie
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): POTC 3 sucks balls.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): 1 was best, 2 was okay, 3 is a stinker.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: 1 & 2 were just okay, IMO.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): 1 was awesome, they should have kept it at that.
The Tatt'd Geek - (8524 Days on this Earth): Just like the ****ing Matrix trilogy. The Wachowski brothers got greedy and took a great, innovative movie and turned it into a steaming pile of horse shit that even the nastiest of stink bugs would shy away from.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: True.
Senator Kram3r: Pending American: I dunno why they keep as the whole bros thing though.
Ones a chick now.
