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...it hurts to be in love this way...
watch out kids...we got a full moon today...so you can expect some crazy ass shit goin' on down any o' time...

..on the wings of a nightingale......

There were crazy people in my shop today, but I dealt with those bad boys flex

Originally posted by The Pict
There were crazy people in my shop today, but I dealt with those bad boys flex

i told you that 12 gauge shotgun under your counter would come in handy someday

oh I coulda used that today to shot those blood kids that kept knocking down the shelves at work!!!!!!!

i like most of you in a non-homosexual way...as for the other half....

makes no difference to me I'm straight

Originally posted by Lara
oh I coulda used that today to shot those blood kids that kept knocking down the shelves at work!!!!!!!

are there no free 12 gauge shotgun giveaways in Surrey this weekend?...

dancing

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i told you that 12 gauge shotgun under your counter would come in handy someday

I'm too scared to pull the trigger

i'd like to have this thread fully operational in a few minues...do not let me down again...

Originally posted by The Pict
I'm too scared to pull the trigger

but you gave em a bloody good scare, right?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
are there no free 12 gauge shotgun giveaways in Surrey this weekend?...

not on your nelly! they're gonna ban smoking in all public and enclosed areas at 6am tomo! theres no why they'd let civilians run around with 12 gauge's

nice thought though hee hee

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
but you gaven em a bloody good scare, right?

I locked the door flex

Also some 15 or 16 year old kid tried to trick me with a fake Id today. But I sussed it out.

Originally posted by The Pict
I locked the door flex

Also some 15 or 16 year old kid tried to trick me with a fake Id today. But I sussed it out.

i wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley, Edinburgh...ermmnone

you gotta love em for trying

Originally posted by Lara
not on your nelly! they're gonna ban smoking in all public and enclosed areas at 6am tomo! theres no why they'd let civilians run around with 12 gauge's

nice thought though hee hee

well blimey!! make me your next mayor in Surrey and i'll see that you have your shooties in no time! euro

no seriously they get the right hump about being refused a film or game because they arent old enough can be quite funny some times lol

Sinatraw00tw00tin_love

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley, Edinburgh...ermmnone

you gotta love em for trying



I knew he was underage straight away and he was trying not to smirk when he asked for apple sourz, and then I asked him for ID. He gave me it and I didn't even bother to look at the fake DOB on it. When I said "You got any that isn't fake?" he tried to convince me it was. Nice try, yeah.

Also some scummy ned tried to steal from the champagne fridge but it's always locked w00t

good one

walls move...minds do too...on a warm San Franciscan night...

all systems go!!

lier there is no full moon

was yesterday

not today

i guess not

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
..on the wings of a nightingale......

I hear they make pills for that now.

Originally posted by Itzak
I hear they make pills for that now.

no thank you..i stay in all of the time..

All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable

He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he ****s himself as he ****s the world