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Have you ever been chased by a group of wild teenagers who all want you for your ass and not your personality so they chase you around the city and are purposely staying behind you so they can watch it move as you run so you go into a comic book store and then they come in so you run out and go into a gay porn store by accident and they still come in but now the gays are after your ass so now you're running for gays and girls and you have to keep going or they'll all wanna touch and you're not ready for that kind of commitment then you wake up and see Mist sleeping beside you and you tell him to f*ck off but he misunderstands and...well, you know the rest. Oops, forgot my question. haermm

That happened to me once, except without the gay part and the girls and well pretty much all of it 131

Yeah, they made me watch that film in school too, right before the puberty one. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, they made me watch that film in school too, right before the puberty one. haermm

I remember that video, it was sick, talking about penises and vaginas and boobs, disgusting, I never want to go through that

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, they made me watch that film in school too, right before the puberty one. haermm

I came out in one of those films...

Originally posted by Barker
Neg, they don't show that stuff in America. haermm

You probably learned it from the Discovery channelhaermm

Or something ermmnone

They caught me, eventually.


Now, it hurts to pee, and I have to go to therapy twice a week.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Stay out of my threads, perv. 313


You mentioned my name


Originally posted by Barker
They only show diagrams in Utah. herbnone

Oooh snap. haermm


Bet that's the first "Oh" you've ever gotten out of anyone. haermm

What, no porn educational videos? herbeyes Utah's probably full of homos who play pkmn haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Neg, they don't show that stuff in America. haermm

Reason why I was banned from the country. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Better than Australia being full of Warhammer playing mates. haermm


lolz, spent 5 hours yesterday in teh warhammer shop paintin mah warhammaz lolz, only paintd 2 herbnone

Originally posted by Kram3r
Have you ever been chased by a group of wild teenagers who all want you for your ass and not your personality so they chase you around the city and are purposely staying behind you so they can watch it move as you run so you go into a comic book store and then they come in so you run out and go into a gay porn store by accident and they still come in but now the gays are after your ass so now you're running for gays and girls and you have to keep going or they'll all wanna touch and you're not ready for that kind of commitment then you wake up and see Mist sleeping beside you and you tell him to f*ck off but he misunderstands and...well, you know the rest. Oops, forgot my question. haermm nope, but once, on a dare, i taped a twenty dollar bill to my head and ran through a crack neighborhood.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Besides the one's from Thorin's mom? haermm
Hers was more of an "Ah", so no cigar. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
I dunt speek ghay, soz plz trnzlate kthx herbcry

my barkchu ate my translator herbcry

Originally posted by Kram3r
Besides the one's from Thorin's mom? haermm


That was more of an 'O RLY?' haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Ah, makes sense. haermm



No no, I believe that's what the doctor said when he was born. haermm

No that was more of a FAIL haermm