Penile enhancement
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Rogue Jedi
At work last night, I saw an infommercial for some herbal pill that enables a guy to gain substantial width and girth, and supposedly enhances his sex drive. Would any of you guys do this?
I am more than comfortable with what I have and my drive, so the logical answer for me is no. Plus, if I weren't comfortable, there HAS to be side effects.
Thoughts?
chillmeistergen
These drugs are basically just there to prey upon the least confident people. I very much doubt they work.
Bardock42
What is the difference between an infomercial and a commercial?
inimalist
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
These drugs are basically just there to prey upon the least confident people. I very much doubt they work.
I'll second that
also, the only REAL way to enhance any size of your penis is painful pulling and stretching, normally using weights. I think some tribal people do it.
Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
At work last night, I saw an infommercial for some herbal pill that enables a guy to gain substantial width and girth, and supposedly enhances his sex drive. Would any of you guys do this?
I am more than comfortable with what I have and my drive, so the logical answer for me is no. Plus, if I weren't comfortable, there HAS to be side effects.
Thoughts?
In all likelihood, your friend is probably within the normal range of sizes, and worried about nothing.
(Him.)
Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
At work last night, I saw an infommercial for some herbal pill that enables a guy to gain substantial width and girth, and supposedly enhances his sex drive. Would any of you guys do this?
I am more than comfortable with what I have and my drive, so the logical answer for me is no. Plus, if I weren't comfortable, there HAS to be side effects.
Thoughts?
It's most likely a scam. Most herbal drugs aren't cleared through the FDA and made to have a money back guarantee. Sad to say products like this and weight loss make great money for otc drugs.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
In all likelihood, your friend is probably within the normal range of sizes, and worried about nothing.
(Him.) my "friend?" did i mention a "friend?"
Schecter
lol you have a small penis
Rogue Jedi
no sir, that is a negative.
Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
At work last night, I saw an infommercial for some herbal pill that enables a guy to gain substantial width and girth, and supposedly enhances his sex drive. Would any of you guys do this?
I am more than comfortable with what I have and my drive, so the logical answer for me is no. Plus, if I weren't comfortable, there HAS to be side effects.
Thoughts? No, not only will it not work but there will be some side effect that makes you gain weight or some shit.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No, not only will it not work but there will be some side effect that makes you gain weight or some shit. Thats what I was thinking. "No side effects, all herbal, 100% money back guarantee!!!"
Riiiight. no thank you.
Schecter
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riiiight. no thank you.
so you were indeed considering it.
LOLZ
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Schecter
so you were indeed considering it.
LOLZ No...
I work at night, bored as hell, and rely on the TV to keep me awake. nothing else on, get it?
Schecter
well, im glad you decided not to buy it. its probably not good for you.
you'll just have to make due with your freakishly tiny penis until legitimate science catches up and solves the problem
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Schecter
well, im glad you decided not to buy it. its probably not good for you.
you'll just have to make due with your freakishly tiny penis until legitimate science catches up and solves the problem never crossed my mind to buy it, baby. and in my experience, someone who makes fun of others always has their own shortcomings......tiny.
Robtard
It's probably little more than homeopathic Viagra, increases blood flow; therefore a temporary gain in size. If your penis is that small, only way to permanently fix the "problem", get surgery.
Rogue Jedi
a knife down there? what if the doctor sneezes?
Schecter
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a knife down there? what if the doctor sneezes?
you get a free inch.
look, dont be insecure...there's some women out there with freakishly tiny vaginas, and you'll be their knight in shining armor (with tiny shining codpiece)
Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a knife down there? what if the doctor sneezes?
I don't know... maybe he'll give you half off?
Robtard
Originally posted by Schecter
look, dont be insecure...there's some women out there with freakishly tiny vaginas, and you'll be their knight in shining armor (with tiny shining codpiece)
"Eight year olds, Dude."
Bardock42
Originally posted by Schecter
you get a free inch.
look, dont be insecure...there's some women out there with freakishly tiny vaginas, and you'll be their knight in shining armor (with tiny shining codpiece) Maybe they like big dicks (like mine) too though.
Like mine. Big. VERY.
Schecter
Originally posted by Robtard
I don't know... maybe he'll give you half off?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/rimshot.gif
grey fox
Meh , this kind of 'Pills for your penis' crap usually ends up with either no effect, minimal effect or insanely bad side effects.
Robtard
Originally posted by Schecter
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/rimshot.gif
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, I'm here every Wednesday.
Robtard
Originally posted by Bardock42
Like mine. Big. VERY.
Hmmm... Are you saying "my penis is very big", "I like my penises very big" or both?
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Robtard
I don't know... maybe he'll give you half off? quite literally.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Robtard
Hmmm... Are you saying "my penis is very big", "I like my penises very big" or both?
Both. Though I don't discriminate against small ones (like RJs)
Devil King
Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe they like big dicks (like mine) too though.
Like mine. Big. VERY.
doesn't matter how big it is if you can't keep it up.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Bardock42
Both. Though I don't discriminate against small ones (like RJs) you told me that would be our secret.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Devil King
doesn't matter how big it is if you can't keep it up.
For you I last all night long.Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you told me that would be our secret.
Oh right...I lied.
Devil King
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you told me that would be our secret.
Then you probally shouldn't have started a thread about it, you know?
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Bardock42
For you I last all night long.
Oh right...I lied. I KNEW IT!!!
Goddess Kali
Not Interested, 7 inches is good enuff for me..in fact i hate getting erections in public, bcuz every1 can tell and its the most embarrassing thing, especially at work.
However, i hate when im soft, cuz when im soft it retreats a lil toooo muchhh......
Goddess Kali
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Its NOT FUNNY
BackFire
Originally posted by Bardock42
What is the difference between an infomercial and a commercial?
Commercial is a short (30 second or so) segment advertising something.
Informercial is longer, it's usually a full length program (30 minutes or an hour) advertising something.
And to the point of the thread, all that shit's bullshit. I made PVS take some of those pills once, and they didn't do anything, he still had a small dick.
Goddess Kali
Originally posted by BackFire
And to the point of the thread, all that shit's bullshit. I made PVS take some of those pills once, and they didn't do anything, he still had a small dick.
Did you suck it ? droolio
Come on...I know you did droolio
Robtard
He ended up picking leftover bits of his beef fried lunch from between his teeth with it.
Naz
ermm After reading this thread, all I can think about is how much I hate those "Smiling Bob" commercials.
2D_MASTER
Originally posted by Naz
ermm After reading this thread, all I can think about is how much I hate those "Smiling Bob" commercials.
You're evil........cry
dadudemon
Vasolidators can help a little bit. Some people do not have the best of circulation down there.
All the "medicine" is actually doing is increasing the blood flow so that the corpora cavernosa can fill up with more blood...making the penis bigger.
And from what I understand about the penile surgery that they do to make the penis "bigger" is sever a ligament. And all this is supposed to do is make the penis "hang" lower. It doesn't work with some men and on top of that, the erection is no longer "up" any more.
Robtard
Originally posted by dadudemon
Vasolidators can help a little bit. Some people do not have the best of circulation down there.
All the "medicine" is actually doing is increasing the blood flow so that the corpora cavernosa can fill up with more blood...making the penis bigger.
And from what I understand about the penile surgery that they do to make the penis "bigger" is sever a ligament. And all this is supposed to do is make the penis "hang" lower. It doesn't work with some men and on top of that, the erection is no longer "up" any more.
Did you at least get a refund?
dadudemon
Originally posted by Robtard
Did you at least get a refund?
I figured that's where my post would be taken...but hey! I should have expected it.
Violent2Dope
I learned something today. Bardock and PVS have tiny penis', RJ is gay, and dadudemon had a penile transplant.
Goddess Kali
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I learned something today. Bardock and PVS have tiny penis', RJ is gay, and dadudemon had a penile transplant.
Hey, I'm Gay 2
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Devil King
Then you probally shouldn't have started a thread about it, you know? So whoever started a thread about lets say....plastic surgery...is guilty of wanting to get plastic surgery? and the abortion thread, the person who started that thread, they were pregnant at the time and they were pondering an abortion? Is that how it works? If so, then I should not have started this thread.
Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Hey, I'm Gay 2
No you're not! You're just a poser!
Rogue Jedi
nah, I am pretty sure he is the real deal.
Secretus
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Hey, I'm Gay 2
Oh I agree with you ..
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/thch_lolfag.jpg
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
Oh I agree with you ..
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/thch_lolfag.jpg
Goddess Kali
droolio
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Secretus
Flying penis's .. hide!
Goddess Kali
Originally posted by Secretus
Flying penis's ..
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Naz
ermm This thread is weird...
Rogue Jedi
so are you. so am I. point?
Violent2Dope
This thread makes my penile hard.
Rogue Jedi
see? natural enhancement!!!
debbiejo
You're all considering those herbs, admit it.
Rogue Jedi
then you are considering a boob job.
Victor Von Doom
So, did your 'friend' sort his problem out?
Rogue Jedi
who is this "friend" you speak of? I wasnt aware one could be "friends" with an infommercial.
Violent2Dope
I'm all of you's special friend!
Rogue Jedi
thats my nickname for my penis.
Violent2Dope
My nickname for mine is Squirrel.
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