Aunt May vs Martha Kent

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Aunt May vs Martha Kent

The 2 most powerful oldies in Marvel and DC

Who will be the last old lady standing?

Re: Aunt May vs Martha Kent

Originally posted by tazz
The 2 most powerful oldies in Marvel and DC

Who will be the last old lady standing?

may

May

May.

Kill tha hoe. 😛

You try fighting your Grama and see who wins?

Originally posted by endrict
You try fighting your Grama and see who wins?
Nah. She's kicked my ass too many times as it is. 😮

Originally posted by Entity
Nah. She's kicked my ass too many times as it is. 😮

My grandma always gave me excellent advice

May comes home from her lessons on How to Kick Ass, finds Martha messing around in her kitchen, and shows that b*tch why they now restrict canes at the airport, after May visited.

Originally posted by guy222
My grandma always gave me excellent advice
Oh she tried to teach me things but thats how she made sure I learned them when I hadn't been listening.
Don't get me wrong thou, I love the old bat as I've told her many times and I'm glad she and my mother raised me the way they did.

May.

Martha Kent shows shows that soft city girl how people in the country roll. 😎

Martha. she's younger and she's prolly in better shape as she works at a farm.

Do both have their heart meds?

😆

AuntMay breaks the Kent b!tch in half.

Nah she loses. She's far too brittle.

Martha shows up starts to pull some shit around May's turf and then May bust out some moves that expose her secret past life before she meat Ben Parker as the "Black Mamba".

In mire moments there is nothing left of Martha Kent but a memory in a holier than thou son from another planet! 😮‍💨