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Everybody wants to be a superhero! needs power to conquer the universe...hahahaha..

Originally posted by vinz07
Everybody wants to be a superhero! needs power to conquer the universe...hahahaha..

Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

I want to ride my bicycle shrug


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

wtf is dis

Originally posted by Mywi
wtf is dis

THIS IS SPARTA!

WE R OWN ALL UR BASE!

allyourbaseisbelongtous 13

Originally posted by Tattoo
Did you eat paint chips as a kid? Hahaha...Why?

May the schwartz be with you .

Mercenaries & private detectives can be super heroes depending on the case they're working on...

Originally posted by Nivvy
May the schwartz be with you . Spaceballs

Originally posted by Da Rev
Hahaha...Why?

Yay, someone who knows the reference!

Kids these days, only obsessed with pkmnz. 13

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Spaceballs

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

Originally posted by Tattoo
Yay, someone who knows the reference! Does this suit make me look fat?

No, your face does.

Originally posted by Da Rev
Does this suit make me look fat?

No, your face does.

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers hug!

Lots of people go to college for seven years.
Yeah they're called doctors.

HOLY SCHNIKES!

Originally posted by Tattoo
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers hug! What about seatbelts. Well, you put the little end into the..well...you know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you're a Retard

That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go *Rips the roll apart* Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?

Originally posted by Barker
That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go *Rips the roll apart* Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right? God, you're sick.

Uh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family.

Originally posted by vinz07
Everybody wants to be a superhero! needs power to conquer the universe...hahahaha..

You can be BJ superhero. petpet

Originally posted by Barker
Uh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family.

The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I've seen it a hundred times.