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The Magnetic Field says:
wnt to cyber
(F) Sarah says:
asl plz?
The Magnetic Field says:
20 m Germany
The Magnetic Field says:
u?
(F) Sarah says:
15 f England
(F) Sarah says:
wht r u wearin?
The Magnetic Field says:
jus boxers u?
(F) Sarah says:
nothing lolz
The Magnetic Field says:
thts hot
The Magnetic Field says:
u got pics?
(F) Sarah says:
u first
(F) Sarah says:
hw big is yr dik?
The Magnetic Field says:
9 inches
The Magnetic Field says:
u wnt to suck it?
(F) Sarah says:
yh tho its kida smll
The Magnetic Field says:
wnt me to lik u?
(F) Sarah says:
lik me wher?
The Magnetic Field says:
ur pussy
(F) Sarah says:
ok
The Magnetic Field says:
u eva do cyber be4
(F) Sarah says:
no i is a cybber virgin lolz
(F) Sarah says:
u?
The Magnetic Field says:
no
The Magnetic Field says:
u wnt to be my grlfrind?
(F) Sarah says:
aw poor bb
(F) Sarah says:
yea ok
The Magnetic Field says:
kewl
The Magnetic Field says:
u luv me?
(F) Sarah says:
i luv your dik lolz
(F) Sarah says:
i wnt it
The Magnetic Field says:
k
The Magnetic Field says:
i put my dik deep in u
(F) Sarah says:
Let's stop, let's stop lol




Discuss. haermm

Yep, that's how it all started.

I love you, honeybunny.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yep, that's how it all started.

I love you, honeybunny.
I love you too, dork. kisses
Originally posted by dave_kodak
Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS

lol

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Isn't it a touching story? touched

(F) Sarah says:
i luv your dik lolz

Worthy of Shakespeare touched

I met Bardock by a blue water fountain that spouted penis-juice. I was delicious and I remember thinking, "What colour is the sky today?". After that, I gave up believing in the belief of believing in rational thought, and just kicked-back and sucked on some cold beer. Times were good, and the weather was perfect. It made my life special and nice. Good times, good times...

I do remember that. It was a beautiful day. If I had to be stuck in a moment it would be that one. With you. Forever. Ironic. I love you.

Be with me, like a pineapple?

I've heard better stories. 31

Originally posted by Sanctuary
What can I say, some people just have it.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/69/untitled1copyzs0.jpg



Originally posted by Thorrin
I've heard better stories. 31

I've heard stories about Thorrins and Kram3rs 31

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Be with me, like a pineapple?

Hmm, not necessarily a pineapple. More...like a fish, you know?

I met Bardock one day while in a mexican jail. He dropped the soap, and the rest is history.

Originally posted by Mišt
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/69/untitled1copyzs0.jpg





I've heard stories about Thorrins and Kram3rs 31

And their sexcapades?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, not necessarily a pineapple. More...like a fish, you know?

Ahh, yes. Fish. Fish that taste fishy. I like. I very yes like. Soy maynee times. Like the time I was a manta ray, and you...yes, you...you were like a squid: slippery, full of life, living life like the next day was the sweetest apple you ever did eat. We had those times, and they're part of our life. The next tomorrow will be sweeter, but they will never erase the dream that was today.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I met Bardock one day while in a mexican jail. He dropped the soap, and the rest is history.

Tell me more about his story, I'm interested to know...

What pussy, it's filled with sausage in here. haermm

Originally posted by Thorrin
What pussy, it's filled with sausage in here. haermm

Only someone gay as you would notice that. haermm

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo



Tell me more about his story, I'm interested to know... He bent over to pick it up, I plugged him in the butt while TH and BF held him down. simple as that.

Originally posted by Thorrin
No anyone with brains would notice. haermm

Sanctuary made an appearance. haermm

Originally posted by Thorrin
She don't have brains, thats why she's with a German. haermm

Ohhhh burn. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He bent over to pick it up, I plugged him in the butt while TH and BF held him down. simple as that.

You could have just asked me, you know.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Ahh, yes. Fish. Fish that taste fishy. I like. I very yes like. Soy maynee times. Like the time I was a manta ray, and you...yes, you...you were like a squid: slippery, full of life, living life like the next day was the sweetest apple you ever did eat. We had those times, and they're part of our life. The next tomorrow will be sweeter, but they will never erase the dream that was today.



Tell me more about his story, I'm interested to know...

You, Sir, speak in tongues.

It does not make me happy.

Originally posted by Thorrin
She don't have brains, thats why she's with a German. haermm
lol

Originally posted by Bardock42
You could have just asked me, you know.

you dropped that soap on purpose, didncha?

shock

When is the wedding?

In about 10 years when she's 18.

Originally posted by Thorrin
In about 10 years when she's 18.
Someone's just on fire today. bangin

That hurts my head. weep

Originally posted by Thorrin
That hurts my head. weep
Look who's getting beatz up by teh 8 year old. pfft

If I hit you back, it would be child abuse. forgetu

uhhhhhhhermmnone

Originally posted by Sanctuary
The Magnetic Field says:
wnt to cyber
(F) Sarah says:
asl plz?
The Magnetic Field says:
20 m Germany
The Magnetic Field says:
u?
(F) Sarah says:
15 f England
(F) Sarah says:
wht r u wearin?
The Magnetic Field says:
jus boxers u?
(F) Sarah says:
nothing lolz
The Magnetic Field says:
thts hot
The Magnetic Field says:
u got pics?
(F) Sarah says:
u first
(F) Sarah says:
hw big is yr dik?
The Magnetic Field says:
9 inches
The Magnetic Field says:
u wnt to suck it?
(F) Sarah says:
yh tho its kida smll
The Magnetic Field says:
wnt me to lik u?
(F) Sarah says:
lik me wher?
The Magnetic Field says:
ur pussy
(F) Sarah says:
ok
The Magnetic Field says:
u eva do cyber be4
(F) Sarah says:
no i is a cybber virgin lolz
(F) Sarah says:
u?
The Magnetic Field says:
no
The Magnetic Field says:
u wnt to be my grlfrind?
(F) Sarah says:
aw poor bb
(F) Sarah says:
yea ok
The Magnetic Field says:
kewl
The Magnetic Field says:
u luv me?
(F) Sarah says:
i luv your dik lolz
(F) Sarah says:
i wnt it
The Magnetic Field says:
k
The Magnetic Field says:
i put my dik deep in u
(F) Sarah says:
Let's stop, let's stop lol




Discuss. haermm I have lost all my respect for you.

*chuckle*

Originally posted by Thorrin
If I hit you back, it would be child abuse. forgetu
bangin
Originally posted by lord xyz
I have lost all my respect for you.
I never had respect for you. I win.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Someone's just on fire today. bangin agreed, good one.

Sarah, you never spelled that bad before.

Canazians are good spellers.

Originally posted by DarkC
Sarah, you never spelled that bad before.
Close though huh? hmm

will you teaches me how to spell Samctiary?

Originally posted by don't shiv
will you teaches me how to spell Samctiary?
*Sanctuary.


Here endeth lesson one.

i'm sorry but this is pathetic...

Originally posted by lord xyz
I have lost all my respect for you. .

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i'm sorry but this is pathetic...
Unlike you pretending to be johnnyforever's e-father?
Originally posted by JacopeX
.
Well, your respect is not really important to me.



It's a ****ing joke.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Unlike you pretending to be johnnyforever's e-father?


Haha, he does, doesn't he.Originally posted by lord xyz
I have lost all my respect for you. Originally posted by JacopeX
. Aww, two morons agree. How uttely newsworthy.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Unlike you pretending to be johnnyforever's e-father?



do you wish i was your e-father too?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i'm sorry but this is pathetic... How is it pathetic?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
do you wish i was your e-father too?





No. o.0

Originally posted by Sanctuary
The Magnetic Field says:
wnt to cyber
(F) Sarah says:
asl plz?
The Magnetic Field says:
20 m Germany
The Magnetic Field says:
u?
(F) Sarah says:
15 f England
(F) Sarah says:
wht r u wearin?
The Magnetic Field says:
jus boxers u?
(F) Sarah says:
nothing lolz
The Magnetic Field says:
thts hot
The Magnetic Field says:
u got pics?
(F) Sarah says:
u first
(F) Sarah says:
hw big is yr dik?
The Magnetic Field says:
9 inches
The Magnetic Field says:
u wnt to suck it?
(F) Sarah says:
yh tho its kida smll
The Magnetic Field says:
wnt me to lik u?
(F) Sarah says:
lik me wher?
The Magnetic Field says:
ur pussy
(F) Sarah says:
ok
The Magnetic Field says:
u eva do cyber be4
(F) Sarah says:
no i is a cybber virgin lolz
(F) Sarah says:
u?
The Magnetic Field says:
no
The Magnetic Field says:
u wnt to be my grlfrind?
(F) Sarah says:
aw poor bb
(F) Sarah says:
yea ok
The Magnetic Field says:
kewl
The Magnetic Field says:
u luv me?
(F) Sarah says:
i luv your dik lolz
(F) Sarah says:
i wnt it
The Magnetic Field says:
k
The Magnetic Field says:
i put my dik deep in u
(F) Sarah says:
Let's stop, let's stop lol




Discuss. haermm

When is the wedding?!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
When is the wedding?! Originally posted by Da Rev
When is the wedding?
Looks like someone beat ya to it. sly

Originally posted by Sanctuary





No. o.0

of course...you're jealous...

Originally posted by Bardock42
How is it pathetic?

i mean...were you drunk at the time? but i heard it was just a hoax anyway...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
of course...you're jealous...
Why the hell would I be jealous? It disturbs me.
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i mean...were you drunk at the time? but i heard it was just a hoax anyway...
You didn't realise that was a joke? Why the hell did you think we were spelling like that? lol

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Why the hell would I be jealous? It disturbs me.

You didn't realise that was a joke? Why the hell did you think we were spelling like that? lol

bedtime Sancy!!

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i mean...were you drunk at the time? but i heard it was just a hoax anyway...

Dude, for me to spell like that and it not being a joke, I would need such immense amounts of alcohol that a) would easily have killed me years before I got to that stage and b) are not available in such qantities in the known Universe.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
bedtime Sancy!!
It's Friday Mr. Patronizing. mhm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, for me to spell like that and it not being a joke, I would need such immense amounts of alcohol that a) would easily have killed me years before I got to that stage and b) are not available in such qantities in the known Universe.

okay..i was jus' wonderin' srug

Originally posted by Sanctuary
It's Friday Mr. Patronizing. mhm

that's no excuse!

You met at a gay bar, that's where Bardock hangs out.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
okay..i was jus' wonderin' srug

N-no, in fact you were not "wondering" you were "judging". Big difference in this language. I quote:

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i'm sorry but this is pathetic...

Yep, this is one of the standard examples for "judging".

For future reference wondering would be something like:


Originally posted by RogerRamjet
What the hell is going on here.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
I don't quite get it, what are you doing?

or

Originally posted by RogerRamjet



Always glad to be of service.

Originally posted by BackFire
You met at a gay bar, that's where Bardock hangs out.

Why you bringing up old stuff?

Old? It was like 20 minutes ago.

Originally posted by Bardock42
N-no, in fact you were not "wondering" you were "judging". Big difference in this language. I quote:



Yep, this is one of the standard examples for "judging".

For future reference wondering would be something like:






or




Always glad to be of service.

how much sleep did you get last night, son?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
how much sleep did you get last night, son? 9 hours.

Originally posted by BackFire
Old? It was like 20 minutes ago.

Well, quarks only exist for nanoseconds....

Originally posted by BackFire
Old? It was like 20 minutes ago. BF was at a gay bar....hehehehehehe

Originally posted by Bardock42
9 hours.





i find that hard to believe hmm

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i find that hard to believe hmm

How come?

I got like 8 and a half.

i had like 3 and a half..and then it was back to work again..

two jobs?

Originally posted by Bardock42
How come?


my instincts tell me...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
two jobs?

nah...bad sleeper

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
my instincts tell me...

Then again your insticts told you that I am a single child and when conformed with the horrible truth you assumed we must be many years apart.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
nah...bad sleeper I am looking for a second job right now. I might get a bartending gig.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Then again your insticts told you that I am a single child and when conformed with the horrible truth you assumed we must be many years apart.

you're an only child? i thought you had a brother...
and i know i'm a wee bit older n you...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
you're an only child? i thought you had a brother...
and i know i'm a wee bit older n you...

What I meant to say is that your instincts are not worth that much.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am looking for a second job right now. I might get a bartending gig.

That's cool...can meet a lotta chicks there.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
that's no excuse!
pfft

Originally posted by Bardock42
What I meant to say is that your instincts are not worth that much. care to ballpark that for us?

Originally posted by Bardock42
What I meant to say is that your instincts are not worth that much.

but please explain why you're rambling on then...people only do that when something's...out of order...

the coke machine just took my money. It is out of order.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
but please explain why you're rambling on then...people only do that when something's...out of order...

Y-you called some joke my girlfriend and I made pathetic....it's kinda personal, dude. And it didn't make any sense really.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Y-you called some joke my girlfriend and I made pathetic....it's kinda personal, dude. And it didn't make any sense really. maybe they were joking too?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe they were joking too?

Don't seem like it, now dusit?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't seem like it, now dusit? you misspelled duzet.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Y-you called some joke my girlfriend and I made pathetic....it's kinda personal, dude. And it didn't make any sense really.

q-quit yappin' an' listen to some F-Foghat!!

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
q-quit yappin' an' listen to some F-Foghat!!

Pff, when you talk bullshit you should be prepared to get called out on it....

listen to Foghat? *shivers*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Pff, when you talk bullshit you should be prepared to get called out on it....

well the conversation as it is written right there is as pathetic as you can get, without a shadow of a doubt...and it's a safe bet to say that a 99 of a 100 would think the exact same thing...and i'm glad that it was only a joke as i learned AFTERWARDS...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
listen to Foghat? *shivers*

can't go wrong with some good Rock n' Roll...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
can't go wrong with some good Rock n' Roll... yes you can, I am afraid.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yes you can, I am afraid.

elaborate...

you can go wrong with Foghat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you can go wrong with Foghat.

what's wrong with Foghat?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well the conversation as it is written right there is as pathetic as you can get, without a shadow of a doubt...and it's a safe bet to say that a 99 of a 100 would think the exact same thing...and i'm glad that it was only a joke as i learned AFTERWARDS...
99/100? The only negative replies this thread got were from lord xyz, JacopeX and you.

Most people got that it was a joke right away. ermm

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well the conversation as it is written right there is as pathetic as you can get, without a shadow of a doubt...and it's a safe bet to say that a 99 of a 100 would think the exact same thing...and i'm glad that it was only a joke as i learned AFTERWARDS... 99 out of 100 people that don't know us maybe.

DUDE!!! Seriously...

Either way, I will go to bed now...I mean, I can understand it with Jacope, he didn't get the necessary brain cells at creation...but you know me as well as Sarah...just ridiculous.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
what's wrong with Foghat? they suck. they suck like a 2 dollar crack ho.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
99/100? The only negative replies this thread got were from lord xyz, JacopeX and you.

Most people got that it was a joke right away. ermm

well i didn't, nor did i bother to think about it..i just wrote it...it happens...w-was never my intention to step on someones toes and i'm dreadfully sorry if i did...i just found what was written there really ****ing pathetic..just that..nothing more srug

Originally posted by Bardock42
99 out of 100 people that don't know us maybe.

DUDE!!! Seriously...

Either way, I will go to bed now...I mean, I can understand it with Jacope, he didn't get the necessary brain cells at creation...but you know me as well as Sarah...just ridiculous.

read on...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
they suck. they suck like a 2 dollar crack ho.

i cannot agree with you there...they had a good driving beat..

hysterical I lol'd.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Looks like someone beat ya to it. sly

Someone beat me to the wedding?

There's a wedding?

I better be invited disgust

Hahaha, ah Bardock, you truly are the King of Kings.

Originally posted by Naz
There's a wedding?

I better be invited disgust

No one wants you there. haermm

Me too, I'm just dying to wear my new pumps.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A party without Naz isn t really a party.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
gotta have me and TH, BF. and.......the swedish bikini team.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A party without Naz isn t really a party.

I was trying to be funny and you ruined it. weep

Originally posted by Naz
weep I'd be such a lovely flower girl.



131 Someone knows what they're talking about.

You'd get ADD and be too busy staring at the flowers. haermm

Originally posted by Naz
Nuh uh, I'd throw the flowers, then get OCD and pick them up and put them back in my basket. Gotta keep that isle neat. haermm

crylaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
work on it.

You don't scare me! Work on it!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
gotta have me and TH, BF. and.......the swedish bikini team. But . . . . I thought we were the swedish bikini team.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yes I do.

Only when your naked and holding the turkey baster. fear

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont forget about the spatula.

And the G.D.T.S.W.M.B.

Hmmmm...seems the general consensus is that a party isn't a party unless Naz is involved. However, the other side is support by Roland, I dunno about this one. hmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont forget about the spatula.

Sorry, how could I forget. dd

DAMN ME AND MY BREAKFAST! I missed the joke. weep

Originally posted by Kram3r
DAMN ME AND MY BREAKFAST! I missed the joke. weep how very Aussie of you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
how very Aussie of you.

I'm always out of the loop. weep

always room in my loop for you, mate.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yep, that's how it all started.

I love you, honeybunny.


Your sig made me cream my pants due to its awesomeness.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Your sig made me cream my pants due to its awesomeness. cream.....hehehehehehe

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
always room in my loop for you, mate.

Awww, thanks! You really know how to make a bloke feel welcome!

now bend over and grab your ankles.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Awww, thanks! You really know how to make a bloke feel welcome!
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
now bend over and grab your ankles.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h189/hotlips666/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
now bend over and grab your ankles.

Are we exercising or something?

Originally posted by Kram3r
Are we excerising or something? doin it kangaroo style, baby!!!

Originally posted by Naz
hysterical I lol'd. flirt

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well i didn't, nor did i bother to think about it..i just wrote it...it happens...w-was never my intention to step on someones toes and i'm dreadfully sorry if i did...i just found what was written there really ****ing pathetic..just that..nothing more srug petpet

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
doin it kangaroo style, baby!!!

Why is my nationality the subject to all jokes?! I'M A PERSON TOO! MY COUNTRY IS JUST AS LEGIT AS YOURS! weep

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why is my nationality the subject to all jokes?! I'M A PERSON TOO! MY COUNTRY IS JUST AS LEGIT AS YOURS! weep

Says the America lover.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why is my nationality the subject to all jokes?! I'M A PERSON TOO! MY COUNTRY IS JUST AS LEGIT AS YOURS! weep a colony of convicts, mate.

Originally posted by Kram3r
...ermm

Touche.

All your colony are belong to us.