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If you were granted one wish and your worst enemy would get double what you wished for what would it be?

I know old joke but I want to hear some new punchlines

To be beaten half to death.

Pwnt.

Originally posted by Da Rev
To be beaten half to death.

Pwnt. pitt_fist

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
If you were granted one wish and your worst enemy would get double what you wished for what would it be?

I know old joke but I want to hear some new punchlines

I would wish to donate a lung to medical research.

double pwnt.

I would wish to lose one testicle sly

Originally posted by SpartanII
I would wish to donate a lung to medical research.

double pwnt. Haven't heard that one Originally posted by Strangelove
I would wish to lose one testicle sly I've heard that one

I would wish to get done by the ugliest chick in the world. sly

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS


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Originally posted by Kram3r
Your enemy gets to have sex with Barker, harsh. haermm

Barker isn't that bad..... ok who am I kidding, he is fugly. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I think they invented a new word for the way he looks, it's called Barkly. haermm

If you want, I can use it in a sentence:

"Man, that Jacope is soooooo Barkly."

crylaugh

I would wish to get ass raped by half a penis.

jwank

Anyone ever notice how Pitt doesn't like FUZE, but changed his name to be more like hers?

PITT_FOREVER = FUZE_LOVER

Coincidence? I think not.

I'd wish to be sent to a half-way House.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Pffft! Like you haven't.

He hasn't. He's Roland.

Who asked you, Aussie?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Who asked you, Aussie?

You didn't ask anybody anything. You made a statement, I rebutted, Yank.

I wish I was half naked in the middle of the desert without water.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Pffft! Like you haven't.

Even if I did, I'd be getting more than you. jockey

I wish I only had have a vagina for a face, and half a testicle for a nose.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Good to see I'll be having sex with two Jessica Albas then. jockey

Yeah but, you'd have her after I did, haha. 131 I'll make sure to leave her nice and semeny for you jockey

Originally posted by Kram3r
No, no, no, you wished for sex with Alba and in wishing that I'd have sex with 2 Albas at the same time. So if anything, I'll just use the clean one. jockey

No no no....the clean one has AIDS vin

Originally posted by Kram3r
No she doesn't, she hasn't slept with you. haermm

lol pwnthaermm

Secretly I also wished that she had AIDS sly So she has double AIDS for you haermm

Double AIDS cuts your life expectancy down to 10 years instead of 20. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
You can't wish for 2 things, you just broke the rules of the thread, thanks for ruining the game Mist. ermm

No, it was just one long wish...'I wish that I have sex with Jessica Alba and in the event that my enemy has sex with 2 Jessica Albas, the clean one has AIDS and the used one is covered in my semen, also I wish Kram3r had a small dick' ermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Someone's jealous of my package. sly

At least I dont have a small dick now sly

AIDS is nothing to laugh at...



































































































































































...when it happens to you.

Originally posted by Kram3r
You didn't ask anybody anything. You made a statement, I rebutted, Yank.
Haha, a Faux-Yank making fun of a real Yank, for being a Yank! haermm

I wish I would not get ass-raped.

Then your worst enemy would be doubly not-ass raped.

You fail.

No I don't.
Not is negative, am I right? And double negative becomes positive. So that means that he would get ass-raped.

Originally posted by stuwienl
No I don't.
Not is negative, am I right? And double negative becomes positive. So that means that he would get ass-raped. Only in math and code

Well....than...I was speaking in my own code

and I'm not non-smart

Watch programs about the propertys for 1 hour lolfox

To get a tatoo that says 'Bite Me' on my right ass cheek.

Being hit by a car at only 30mph

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
and I'm not non-smart



Keep telling yourself that.

Originally posted by stuwienl


Keep telling yourself that.

<? while ($n < $x) {
echo "I'm not non-smart<br />";
}
?> OK, done

Only watch half the video from The Ring

I'd wish that i had donated 1 kidney.

dialisis ftl.

Hmm, a billion US Dollar, sounds nice hmm

I wish to loose half of my money

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
I wish to loose half of my money W-why?

Originally posted by Bardock42
W-why? That way he will loose all of it

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
That way he will loose all of it B-but you will have lost half...

The stuttering thing is old and kinda annoying now..

Originally posted by Bardock42
B-but you will have lost half... But he would have none and I could easily earn the rest back with half than none. pitt_shifty

O-ok.

H-hey I l-like this t-thing now.

S-still shit.

I wish to get all the money in the world, because my worst enemy would get double but there will be nothing left.

Originally posted by stuwienl
I wish to get all the money in the world, because my worst enemy would get double but there will be nothing left.

He'd get yours. herbnone

I'd wish for Bloigen, so my enemy gets double Bloigen. lol owned. herbhaermm

I'd wish for Mist to die, dunno what happens to Fred Durst though.

I wish I had this guitar...


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