I did some community service today...

... in a home for the elderly. And I have to say, every cliché is true.

They poop their pants?

They call you son all the time or refer to you as their child when in fact you are not their child?

They have war flashbacks and act like they are in a B-52 Bomber. At the same time calling you out on your sexuality and pointing out all of your faults and why people don't like you?

Originally posted by Slay
... in a home for the elderly. And I have to say, every cliché is true.

ermm

Community service?

Originally posted by Röland
They call you son all the time or refer to you as their child when in fact you are not their child?

Originally posted by Da Rev
They have war flashbacks and act like they are in a B-52 Bomber. At the same time calling you out on your sexuality and pointing out all of your faults and why people don't like you?

Do they wear their pants up to their nerps?

Originally posted by Slay
... in a home for the elderly. And I have to say, every cliché is true.

Yeah....old people are old, ugly, scary, and decrepit and ought to be dead.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Slay
Indeed. They also kept repeating that I was a handsome boy and how these days' kids are so tall.

Did you have to empty/scrub bedpans?

Originally posted by Röland
Did you have to empty/scrub bedpans?

Originally posted by Slay
No. My job was to entertain them and to serve their dry-freezed dinners.

Cool.

But not really cool.

But cool that you didn't have to clean any "stuff" up.

Originally posted by Slay
No. My job was to entertain them and to serve their dry-freezed dinners.

Originally posted by Röland
Cool.

But not really cool.

But cool that you didn't have to clean any "stuff" up.

Originally posted by Da Rev
Jingle some keys?

Originally posted by Slay
Yep. I'm never trusting my sister on this again. She said it would make me feel better about myself, instead it made me feel dirty and used.

When I was delivery guy the nurses at the Nursing home always ordered and I would have to go deep into old people territory to get the money. I hated delivering there.

Originally posted by Röland
When I was delivery guy the nurses at the Nursing home always ordered and I would have to go deep into old people territory to get the money. I hated delivering there.

Originally posted by Slay
I know. Eveybody stares at you. You feel their eyes piercing holes in your back when you walk through the corridors. 😐

Those places freak me out too. Then randomly, out of the blue, one of them will talk to you. You don't want to be a dick about it, so you politely talk to them, but you can never get them to shut up. 😐

Originally posted by Röland
Those places freak me out too. Then randomly, out of the blue, one of them will talk to you. You don't want to be a dick about it, so you politely talk to them, but you can never get them to shut up. 😐

Originally posted by Slay
I know. Like, when I was reading the papers to them, this one woman kept commenting on everything I read. She even talked for hours about how Roger Federer won Wimbledon for the fifth consecutive time yesterday.

One time this old guy started telling me how great of an actor John Wayne was and how he idolized him.

Originally posted by Slay
... in a home for the elderly. And I have to say, every cliché is true.

community service? hmm they caught you with dope again, son?