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Mine were, "Stupid bas*ard college!" As you can tell, I couldn't be bothered.
Yours?

"Mornin' TSB"
-Barker

"sh*t"

Mine would have been "Mornin' TSB", but he kept me up all night. So I don't have much else to say.

- Rev

I still haven't said anything.

Me:
YOU ****ING *******!
I'M GONNA ****ING KICK YOUR ASS!
YOU MOTHER****ING *****!

Karen:
Coffee?

Me: Yes please.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
"sh*t" Ew. haermmOriginally posted by Barker
Mine would have been "Mornin' TSB", but he kept me up all night. So I don't have much else to say.

- Rev "Mom, stop talking about Da Rev in that sexual way, I'm trying to eat breakfast."

-Barker

Originally posted by Da Rev
"Mom, stop talking about Da Rev in that sexual way, I'm trying to eat breakfast."

-Barker
I was trying to eat. srug

Originally posted by Barker
I was trying to eat. srug What were you eating? srug

Originally posted by Da Rev
What were you eating? srug
Thorinn's ear.

Originally posted by Da Rev
Ew. haermm

I fell out of the bed when I woke up....that's why I said that.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I fell out of the bed when I woke up....that's why I said that. Sorry about that. ermhappy

Originally posted by Barker
Thorinn's ear. Prick.

*oar

Originally posted by Barker
Thorinn's ear. High in Fiber

Originally posted by Da Rev
Sorry about that. ermhappy

I farted when I fell out.

Don't make pull out Kram3rs buttsecks picture.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I farted when I fell out. Originally posted by Da Rev
High in Fiber

Originally posted by Thorrin
Don't make pull out Kram3rs buttsecks picture.

It can't be worse than this

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9909/barkerzh3.jpg

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I farted when I fell out.

Originally posted by Bloigen
It can't be worse than this

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9909/barkerzh3.jpg It's not, but he has this face that screams sexual predator. haermm

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa256/Thorin_bucket/we2ex8.png

Only thing I've said today is "Hello?" When someone called the house.

Originally posted by Thorrin
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa256/Thorin_bucket/we2ex8.png

Looks like a cross-dressing Carrot Top. herbnone

Mine were... yawn

"hello" ..because someone called me and woke me up hmm

Originally posted by Mywi
"hello" ..because someone called me and woke me up hmm Originally posted by Tattoo
Only thing I've said today is "Hello?" When someone called the house.

The plot thickens. herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
The plot thickens. herbnone
I named my **** "The Plot". herbhappy

Originally posted by Bloigen
The plot thickens. herbnone herbshock

My first words when I woke up were "gotta brush my teeth".

Mine were ''Sh*t, 11:54 already...''

eeergh... fukcing alarm...

Originally posted by Baylin
eeergh... fukcing alarm...

back to sleep

"Can I get a pull down bar?"

I believe it was along the lines of Nuuguuduguughhh....
I DON WANNA GET UP yawnfox

"F*CK!" ( I woke up 45 minutes late for work).

"Crap. Not another one!"

Technically it was "I'm thirsty, why am I so thirsty?"
Then the first words I said to another person:
"No, go away, I woke up at 5, gawd."

I mumbled.

Mine where "Today is going to be the bes..." Then I fell down the stairs

Thats a lie my real first words where "Arrg" varry loudly/

"FINE!"

I screamed it at my alarm clock

Not again. nuts

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Not again. nuts

Ha! That is the COOLEST Smilie!

Originally posted by Thorrin
I still haven't said anything.

shut off my alarm and said "i dont wanna go to work"

****sticks

Am I in America yet?

Oh Fvck!

(after a very heavy box landed on my foot)

Originally posted by Kram3r
Am I in America yet?

No.

I don't speak to myself when I wake up, but I did think, "Sh*t. It's 11:37am." I honestly didn't mean to wake up that late.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
No.

The question was rhetorical.

You were wonderful.lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You were wonderful.lookaround

Who was it this time? haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Who was it this time? haermm

I don't remember names just faces.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I don't remember names just faces.haermm

You can remember faces from that position? haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
You can remember faces from that position? haermm

I pay attention to detail.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I pay attention to detail.haermm

So it seems. Reason why it makes you the best at what you do. haermm

Femme is going to remember my face for a looooooong time.

Know what I sayin'? haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Please clarify.haermm

You know.

Remember? haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Please jog my memory.haermm

It involved me, you and a waterbed. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You said those made you seasick.haermm

You're thinking of Kram3r. haermm

"Go to the kitchen and prepare my breakfast, Irene"haermm

"**** I have to go to work again weep "

im SATISFIED...PLEASURE...

is that semen?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is that semen?

crylaugh

oww..dude your wet!!!whats that!!!

Originally posted by Leo.M
crylaugh you have piss poor aim, man.

My aim was right on target! You moved. schmoll

nuh uh.

Its okay.... the stain well come (vin) off. Dry cleaners.

"**** off". The phone rang.

damn you scuba steve!!!

I rolled over and saw LF, then asked 'You still here?' haermm

& quot;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
!!"

My first words every morning.

Originally posted by Kosta
& quot;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
!!"

My first words every morning.

Yeah thats what usually happens when the first thing you see is Kram3r haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Lol, pwnt. haermm

Its also your first words when you look in the mirror each morning and realize that thing in the reflection is your face crylaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
tha was an LF blowup you could never handle the real thing.mhm

Its so true weep

You heard me say your name and you came vin Not the first time sly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Isn't it weird how that always happens?lookaround

blush2

I told TH to make me breakfast.

more sugar to the tea

This morning mine were, "Shutup! F**k sake!" because my dad sneezed about 10 times in the other room and woke me up. I didn't say it to his face of course.