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This is me and my gangsta bro Bardock's cool gang. red_bandana
If you want to join, you'll have to submit a resume or something.

The Magnetic Field says:
Yeah, no fake, word, sis
Melissa! says:
no wai, bro
The Magnetic Field says:
Fo ShO!
Melissa! says:
we're such badass gangstas
The Magnetic Field says:
We are almost black
Melissa! says:
yeah
Melissa! says:
we should make a kmc gang or something, and be cool gangstas
Melissa! says:
since we're white in real life
The Magnetic Field says:
Yeah, that would be great
The Magnetic Field says:
Everyone would respect us
Melissa! says:
yeah, let's do it
Melissa! says:
...i mean make a thread

I don't approve of any of that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't approve of any of that.

yes you do, don't go backstabin' me now, I though you where my best gangsta bro!

*Pulls out his wiener*

Okay, am I in?

Let me in the fawking Gang.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Pulls out his wiener*

Okay, am I in?

Hahahahhahahahahaha, i-it...it's soooo small.

Sure you are in...that will always be good for a laugh.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Pulls out his wiener*

Okay, am I in?

Sure, you can be Bardock's personal body gaurd. Just know that it requires standing directly infront of him for long periods of time. Try to keep your shoes tied.

Originally posted by Naz
Sure, you can be Bardock's personal body gaurd. Just know that it requires standing directly infront of him for long periods of time. Try to keep your shoes tied.

crylaugh

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hahahahhahahahahaha, i-it...it's soooo small.

Sure you are in...that will always be good for a laugh.

That's my pinky sly

Originally posted by Naz
Sure, you can be Bardock's personal body gaurd. Just know that it requires standing directly infront of him for long periods of time. Try to keep your shoes tied.

Sure.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Let me in the fawking Gang.

No, you're evil.

I'd ask to be in but I ain't down for gangsta shit.

Originally posted by Naz
No, you're evil.

You wench ... what do suppose street gangs are, good?

EDIT: oh yeah if you let me in the gang, I'll bang you on que.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That's my pinky sly
Is that what you call it? naughty

Originally posted by Naz
cryoh Don't cha wanta be part of my gang?

What's in it for me?

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
You wench ... what do suppose street gangs are, good?

mhm Mine is. We graffiti hearts and unicorns on the sides of gas stations.

Originally posted by Naz
You can be my personal body gaurd eyes 'cept you won't have to stand in the front.

I guess I can be in it, but I gotta be home by 5 or my mom gets mad.

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Is that what you call it? naughty

Pinky Winky the one eye'd snake.

Originally posted by Naz
mhm Mine is. We graffiti hearts and unicorns on the sides of gas stations.

Bullsh*t you're a fawking demon......you will AT LEAST sacrifice virgins. I want in.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You have to stand behind her for long periods of time though. Hope she has her shoes tied.

haermm

Originally posted by Naz
Okay, you're my daytime body gaurd, now I need another person for nights and weekends hmm

So I'm just being used? cryoh

Originally posted by Bardock42
You have to stand behind her for long periods of time though. Hope she has her shoes tied.

That defeats the purpose of a body gaurd, stupid mhm

Originally posted by Naz
Okay, you're my daytime body gaurd, now I need another person for nights and weekends hmm

If I can sleep with you at night, I'll "gaurd" you too.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
If I can sleep with you at night, I'll "gaurd" you too.

No, go away, I don't want you in my gang mhm Maybe you can convince Bardocky to let you in, but then you'd have to be his bodygaurd.

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Your male, what else do women do with us

Sacrifice us in a Wicker Man to bring back their honey?

This is my resume:



am joinin cos am ard.

Originally posted by Naz
No, go away, I don't want you in my gang mhm Maybe you can convince Bardocky to let you in, but then you'd have to be his bodygaurd.

I will f*cking stock your gang, 7 samurai style, now let me in. Now.. you demonic tw*t, let me in.

Originally posted by Naz
In the daytime, yes cryoh

Afternoon delight? sly

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
I will f*cking stock your gang, 7 samurai style, now let me in. Now.. you demonic tw*t, let me in.

NO. shock

Originally posted by Naz
NO. shock

YOU F*CK, YOU F*GGOT F*CK!

Originally posted by Naz
That's your new bodygaurd name 131

Cool. 313

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
helpsmilie

I can't, I'll die too.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
YOU F*CK, YOU F*GGOT F*CK!

BODYGAURD!! shock Please show this intruder to the exit.

Originally posted by Naz
BODYGAURD!! shock Please show this intruder to the exit.

You won't get rid of me until I'm in your GODAMNED gang.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
YOU F*CK, YOU F*GGOT F*CK!

*touches and he dies since I'm death*

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
censored2 You are out of the man club

weep

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
LIAR, I LIVE.

In Hell you do.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
"You kill me in a DREAM, you better wake up and apoligize."

Mr. Blonde would have totally pwnt him anyways.

shock Stop the violence!

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
YOU F*CK, YOU F*GGOT F*CK!

Kai?

Originally posted by smoker4
Kai?

hmm I think you're on to something...you're in the gang too.

Originally posted by Naz
hmm I think you're on to something...you're in the gang too.

Originally posted by Naz
shock Stop the violence!

It ends when I'm IN.

A street gang online

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
It ends when I'm IN.

mhm in an insane asylum

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
A street gang online

What, chu gotta problem wit us, cowgurl?

Not at all lion I find it an interesting idea

Originally posted by Naz
mhm in an insane asylum


SO.... I'm in your F*GGOT gang?!

Does this gang bang? woopph

I wanna be in it. schmoll

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
SO.... I'm in your F*GGOT gang?!

No.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I wanna be in it. schmoll

I guess...ermm

Originally posted by Naz
I guess...ermm

I love you.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I love you.

Yeah, I know.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I wanna be in it. schmoll

What value can you bring to this establishment?bat

Originally posted by Naz
Yeah, I know.

You got my letters? touched

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What value can you bring to this establishment?bat

74,000 Ugandan Dollars.

Originally posted by Naz
No.


But.... I'm the father of your evil demon child......

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS


hysterical

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS


herbhaermm2

Originally posted by Bloigen
74,000 Ugandan Dollars.

Thats not enough.nahuh

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS


Dirty old man.nono

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats not enough.nahuh

74,000 Ugandan dollars and a three piece suite from Ikea. Talk to me.

Originally posted by Bloigen
74,000 Ugandan dollars and a three piece suite from Ikea. Talk to me.

Talk about what?blush2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Dirty old man.nono Not me it was Google

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Dirty old man.nono

I heard that was your website.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Talk about what?blush2

Business. *slaps* Talk about the business at hand. *slaps*

*runs round the table*

11,000 US dollars. Talk to me.

Originally posted by Bloigen
www.shopping.com?

Oooh burn. herbnone

You ruined it.

Thanks. herbeyes

Originally posted by Bloigen
www.shopping.com?

Oooh burn. herbnone I wish it was $$$$$$$$

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You clicked on it.nahuh



That's bull. Everyone knows my site is LickTheFemme.com. mhm

The link is taking me to my private messages.

I would like to send an error report.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Glad to be of service ma'am.

Don't call me ma'am. I ain't your mother.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You clicked on it.nahuh



That's bull. Everyone knows my site is LickTheFemme.com. mhm

LickTheFemme? Sounds political.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't approve of any of that.

Who asked you, you pasty-assed Adonis. herbjam

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yes you ain't certainly not indeed. herbeyes

Where did you learn Inglish, in a gutta?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yes you ain't certainly not indeed. herbeyes

Glad we cleared that up. herbnone

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Who asked you, you pasty-assed Adonis. herbjam

I care more about that stupid smiley you used then your actual post.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
KissMyAss.com



I'm running for president.eyes

Can I be your running mate? vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What can you do for your country?flirt

More like;

What can you do for my penis. haermm

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I meant Bardock. I love you too, though.

Don't ever tell me you love me again......in public.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I can never compete with what you've been doing to your penis for years.laughcry

It's sad isn't it? I need help. laughcry

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I meant Bardock. I love you too, though.

Is that implying that you love me?


Is it my racist charme? I don't know, I seem so very lovable.

Femmey! You're in my gang, okay!

Can I join?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What value can you bring to this establishment?bat

Dunt quote Femme. kthx jockey

Uh, Femme is one of my gangsta bros, I can quote her if I want. kthnx jockey

I'm your bodyguard and it's in your best interest to not quote her. kthx. jockey

Well you're my bodyguard, so you'll protect me from the potential repercussions of quoting her. 131

Femme is a tough chica, I would have to carry a tazer or stabbing weapon of some kind. 313

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I warn you. My hands have minds of their own.131

You'd grab my junk and twist. weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I plead the 5th.lookaround

I should force you to reveal your plan. mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I should force you to reveal your underwear.forgetu

You already know that. lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Once is never enough.droolio

I'll make you a video next time. jockey

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're always thinking about my breasts best interest.31jockey

Of course I am, they're beautiful. 31jockey

Originally posted by LethalFemme
blondeshake

Yours bounce better then hers. eyes

How the hell did I miss this? crylaugh

Originally posted by Thorrin
How the hell did I miss this? crylaugh

You're blind and retarded? ermm

Or I was at work, and not on the interwebz all day like a loser. 13

I think Naz hit it right on the head.

13

Originally posted by Barker
I think Naz hit it right on the head.

13

Naz hit something alright but it wasn't a head. haermm

I have NFI what that innuendo means. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Naz hit something alright but it wasn't a head. haermm

I have NFI what that innuendo means. haermm
I have NFI what the hell the guy that invented Australia was thinking. haermm

Originally posted by Naz
Cherryness 313

Originally posted by Barker
I have NFI what the hell the guy that invented Australia was thinking. haermm

"WTF? Black people & Hopping rats? Lets put some criminals on this island."- Captain Cook.

Originally posted by Kram3r
"WTF? Black people & Hopping rats? Lets put some criminals on this island."- Captain Cook.
haermm'd.

Originally posted by Barker
haermm'd.

That's what she said. haermm

Deep inside: America. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Deep inside: America. haermm

Where the f*ck is that, Iowa? haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Deep inside: America. haermm Bark-a-lark

313

The people from Iowa "don't get none". haermm

Originally posted by Barker
The people from Iowa "don't get none". haermm

Makes sense. Probably the reason Slipknot are such a shit band, they're angry virgins. haermm

So is wait and bleed just a song about jacking it? haermm

Originally posted by Thorrin
So is wait and bleed just a song about jacking it? haermm

It's a song about not using lube in the right places. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
It's a song about not using lube in the right places. haermm

crylaugh