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Hey, you got any advice on how to hook up with a girl who thinks you're too young for her but you kind of know she likes you? I've already dated an older girl before but this one just thinks I'm too young for her.

Show her your package.

60% of the time it works every time.

I'm serious, man. I'd like some REAL advice.

Serious Advice #29

TALK to her. People seem to forget the easiest way to find out for sure when it comes to the opposite sex is to TALK to them.

That's the point. I did ask her if she wanted to go out with me but she said I was too young & I think she likes me anyway though.

AWESOME...GREAT....MARVELOUS....etc....thats the way it is!!!

.........

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
That's the point. I did ask her if she wanted to go out with me but she said I was too young & I think she likes me anyway though. get her drunk, shag her rotten.

hahahaha...shes only a person....shes not perfect....we are not perfect...

Uh, I'll talk to one of these girls these days.....

Btw, read my sig.

I guess your also broken hearted...familiar with the song by bob marley"NO WOMAN NO CRY" ahhahaha....why women...that really hurts us??????????

No, I'm not broken hearted. Btw, did you read my sig & do you even know where I got it from?

interesting....where did you get that....????

Stewie Griffin.

Originally posted by vinz07
hahahaha...shes only a person....shes not perfect....we are not perfect... when I was twenty, I was shagging a 45 year old.

Can't you ever say something useful. Wait, let me answer my own question, no.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Can't you ever say something useful. Wait, let me answer my own question, no. It was meant to help, to show you that younger people can date older people.....And I was bragging.

Can't help with anyone else's cause i trying to get the insecurities in mine out.
both people being insecure makes a very funny yet awkward relation ship.
I should write a play.

Everyone has their own insecurities. you deal with them and move on. If she is shallow enough to let the age difference bother her, you are probably better off without her. Trust me, I know this personally.

Age doesn't matter because of LOVE...Love is so powerful..Love can move the mountain...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Everyone has their own insecurities. you deal with them and move on. If she is shallow enough to let the age difference bother her, you are probably better off without her. Trust me, I know this personally.

There's also this other girl that I like more that my friends said she liked me (I liked her too). One day I called & she went nuts because she thought I gave her number to someone else who was on the phone. When she found out I didn't give her number out, she started being all nice. Which one to go after.......?

hello BakaXero....this was your TAG..."ask and you shall be told"

avoid them both. they both seem to have issues.

Leave it away..your not human!!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
avoid them both. they both seem to have issues.

The problem is I like one & love the other.

tough call, man.

There's this chick at work and whenever we go on a lunch break she'll go "I could really go for a sausage!" but she says it to no one else, what do you guys think?

She wants YOUR sausage man, it's kinda obvious. Is she ugly?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
tough call, man.

I guess it'll be a case of whoever I hook up with first.

Originally posted by Kram3r
There's this chick at work and whenever we go on a lunch break she'll go "I could really go for a sausage!" but she says it to no one else, what do you guys think?

I think she wants a hotdog

She wants a special type of hotdog. GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO! wink1

Originally posted by Tsure
I made a random sigs the other night and I made one for you.

Oh.

Originally posted by Kram3r
But that's the thing, I thought that too. However every time we finish lunch she'll go to me "You know what I hate? Nuts. If I ever saw a pair I'd ****ing kill 'em!".
Maybe she's allergic

Originally posted by Tsure
It's in my new sig thread.

Thats like....a whole 2 clicks away.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Hey, you got any advice on how to hook up with a girl who thinks you're too young for her but you kind of know she likes you? I've already dated an older girl before but this one just thinks I'm too young for her.

What is the age difference between the two of you?

Originally posted by Tsure
Baby.

What are those cross things?

Oh. barkerliveintokyo

Not my best creation. lmao, actually it was the first one I did. The other ones are better. Actually, I think I'm going to redo that now. It seems...blah.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I was thinking lesbian.

Dont be dumb, if she was lesbian she would let you touch her boobs Try it next time, just reach over and grab a handful, if she slaps you she's not a lesbian.

Originally posted by Tsure
Not my best creation. lmao, actually it was the first one I did. The other ones are better. Actually, I think I'm going to redo that now. It seems...blah.

petpet

Originally posted by Kram3r
We work in a rug store, I'll try it then. haermm

Oh. She's gay.

the lesbians I know are as smooth as pavement.

Double post. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Then why did she suck me off in the supply room when we clearly didn't need supplies? haermm

It was dark and she didnt know it was you haermm

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
What is the age difference between the two of you?

I'm 13 (my birthday is in a few months) & she's 16 but her birthday has already passed so it's only a two year difference.

Originally posted by vinz07
hello BakaXero....this was your TAG..."ask and you shall be told"
hmm...I'm gonna have to remove that.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Then why did she suck me off in the supply room when we clearly didn't need supplies? haermm been there done that. ON THE RECEIVING END.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
when I was twenty, I was shagging a 45 year old.
So? When I was 40 I was shagging a 90 year old. srug

When I was a sperm, I was shagging other sperm srug

Originally posted by Barker
So? When I was 40 I was shagging a 90 year old. srug

So? When I was 90 I was shagging a 150 year old. srug

Originally posted by Kram3r
I was shagging

Fail haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
when I was twenty, I was shagging a 45 year old.

That...... is fawking nasty.....

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
That's the point. I did ask her if she wanted to go out with me but she said I was too young & I think she likes me anyway though.

Tell her that you are the guy. And that you make the decisions. And that she's ready on Firday at 8 to be picked up by you. And that a blowjob is in order on the first date.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
when I was twenty, I was shagging a 45 year old. Hehe, now it is the other way around.

im single...........................................

Originally posted by gabrella101
im single........................................... Yeah, and unloved. You told us.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Tell her that you are the guy. And that you make the decisions. And that she's ready on Firday at 8 to be picked up by you. And that a blowjob is in order on the first date.

Wow, you should write a dating guide. Very impressive ...

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
I'm 13 (my birthday is in a few months) & she's 16 but her birthday has already passed so it's only a two year difference.

Aren't you a bit young to be caring a lot about dating people?

What can 13 year olds do on a date, anyway? Not much.

And to contradict what someone else said, being uncomfortable about an age difference does not immediately mean someone is shallow.

i was just kidding about the unloved thing cant anyone talk a joke

Originally posted by gabrella101
i was just kidding about the unloved thing cant anyone talk a joke Hahahahahahhahahaha

Oh hell can I...hahahahhahaha

Talk a joke.

HAHAHHAHAHAH

I am dying here.

Originally posted by Lana
Aren't you a bit young to be caring a lot about dating people?

What can 13 year olds do on a date, anyway? Not much.

And to contradict what someone else said, being uncomfortable about an age difference does not immediately mean someone is shallow.

I agree, he should be playing football or with himself.

Originally posted by Lana
Aren't you a bit young to be caring a lot about dating people?

What can 13 year olds do on a date, anyway? Not much.

And to contradict what someone else said, being uncomfortable about an age difference does not immediately mean someone is shallow.

Well, I am sure he can get a hard on....I can think of a few things he could do.

Originally posted by Secretus
Wow, you should write a dating guide. Very impressive ...

It would sell well with the males, I don't see the female demographic be interested yet though.

nb3mshCWmgA

Originally posted by TRH
nb3mshCWmgA

Hahahahahah, oh Jesus Christ...hahahahah, OH GOD, OH GOD


Not the clip, you with jofo.

I didn't have an actual relationship until I was 14, and that lasted for a year and eight months. And then I got screwed, but now I'm in another good relationship that's five months and counting. Woohoo.

Besides those, I more or less get turned down every time, and if I don't get turned down, there's usually something terribly wrong and it ends by the end of the week.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
I'm 13 (my birthday is in a few months) & she's 16 but her birthday has already passed so it's only a two year difference.

Not really one to talk about age differences, but I'd advice you to wait a year or two, something like that.. Especially if she's uncertain.. Some consider 13/15-14/16 too young, while 15/17-16/18 is very acceptable..

Oh, by the way, 16 - 13 = 3 years....

Originally posted by Bardock42
It would sell well with the males, I don't see the female demographic be interested yet though.

I could see that being a problem with females, I agree. They would have to do all the work.

Originally posted by Secretus
I agree, he should be playing football or with himself.

Heh, really. I remember being 13. Dating then? Sitting next to each other at lunch during school and occasionally talking on the phone.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, I am sure he can get a hard on....I can think of a few things he could do.



It would sell well with the males, I don't see the female demographic be interested yet though.

Could do but at that age probably really shouldn't...

Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh, by the way, 16 - 13 = 3 years....

Well, you can prove anything with facts, can't you.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh, by the way, 16 - 13 = 3 years....

He's turning 14 the same year as she turned 16, so I guess it's considered 14/16

Originally posted by Secretus
I could see that being a problem with females, I agree. They would have to do all the work. As it should be....just don't think it goes down well with them. We could ask Lana. She's a female.

Originally posted by Darth Extecute
He's turning 14 the same year as she turned 16, so I guess it's considered 14/16

According to his profile his birthday's in December...that's still nearly half a year off. So certainly closer to a three year difference than two.

Originally posted by Lana
According to his profile his birthday's in December...that's still nearly half a year off. So certainly closer to a three year difference than two.

If she had her birthday this month, or maybe last, it'd be forgivable That gives it 6/5 months difference.. But otherwise I agree with you..

I still stick with what I said that the kid should wait a year or two.. I dont consider 14 years a dating age ermm

Originally posted by Darth Extecute
If she had her birthday this month, or maybe last, it'd be forgivable That gives it 6/5 months difference.. But otherwise I agree with you..

I still stick with what I said that the kid should wait a year or two.. I dont consider 14 years a dating age ermm

I feel that whenever one thinks they are ready they should try it....worst that can happen is that they kill themselves ... which...to be bold...is just a win win situation.

Oh please, it's 2007.

He knows what year it is I think he deserve a chance

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Oh please, it's 2007.

I concur, the message is authentic.

Seriously What does 2007 matter?

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
He knows what year it is I think he deserve a chance


That's real funny.....*****.

I never laughed

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Oh please, it's 2007.

...so?

Man, you're stupid (C. C. Cowgirl).

I think ***** was a bit unnecessary though

I do think you should give it a try if she is up to it I have a tendency of saying what I think and I apologize

Originally posted by Lana
...so?


Everyone's dating now, age doesn't mean shit now.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Man, you're stupid (C. C. Cowgirl).

I don't see how she is stupid.

You're post had no relevance on what people were debating.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Everyone's dating now, age doesn't mean shit now. Everyone was dating in 1960 too.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I think ***** was a bit unnecessary though

I do think you should give it a try if she is up to it I have a tendency of saying what I think and I apologize

I apologize too, I just find mockery a little unnecessary though. But, I don't think she's up to it, she still feels the age is the biggest thing.

You can not force anyone to love you! Forget about her mhm You will find the right one some day

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Everyone's dating now, age doesn't mean shit now.

Age is actually quite important and can get people into legal trouble if they're dating someone.

And no, actually, everyone isn't dating now, as you so claim. The only reason most kids that age do anyway is because they think they have to to try and fit in. That much certainly hasn't changed in 8 years, since I was 13.

(I feel old saying that...)

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
You can not force anyone to love you! Forget about her mhm You will find the right one some day

I'm not trying to force anyone to love me but yeah, I am just going to leave her alone.

Originally posted by Lana
Age is actually quite important and can get people into legal trouble if they're dating someone.

And no, actually, everyone isn't dating now, as you so claim. The only reason most kids that age do anyway is because they think they have to to try and fit in. That much certainly hasn't changed in 8 years, since I was 13.

(I feel old saying that...)


It may be different where you live but where I live basically everyone my age has or is dating.

im not in a relationship no2

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
It may be different where you live but where I live basically everyone my age has or is dating.

Which is exactly what Lana is saying.

It sounds like one of those Junior High things where, if you aren't dating someone, you aren't cool.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Some guy said that 14 is too young for dating & I said it's 2007 in which I was referring to how almost every kid my age is dating now.

So if everyone your age was jumping off a bridge or smoking crack, would you do it? You sound like a tool to me ..

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
I'm not trying to force anyone to love me but yeah, I am just going to leave her alone.

Exactly, if you can't land the catch in a reasonable amount of time, chances are you never will. You move on to the next fish.

Where you live or in your friend circuts? ermm

Date whoever you want! Nowdays dating is more a trend than love anyway

Originally posted by Tattoo
Exactly, if you can't land the catch in a reasonable amount of time, chances are you never will. You move on to the next fish.

Well, Sanctuary hated me the first few months we knew each other...

Originally posted by Lana
Pretty much.

And the "everyone is doing it" excuse is so completely stupid anyway.

Conformity at its best.

I forgot how High School has it's own politics and everything.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, Sanctuary hated me the first few months we knew each other...

There are times when the fish comes around to wanting the worm on that hook...but these are rare times. You got lucky.

Originally posted by Secretus
So if everyone your age was jumping off a bridge or smoking crack, would you do it? You sound like a tool to me ..


Did I say I date people just because everyone else does? No. Do I date people I actually like? Yes. You sound like a prick.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Exactly, if you can't land the catch in a reasonable amount of time, chances are you never will. You move on to the next fish.

Yeah, I've learned that lesson on more than one occasion.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Yeah, I've learned that lesson on more than one occasion.

Same here.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Yeah, I've learned that lesson on more than one occasion.

When I was younger I dated first available boy I liked! Do not repeat my misstake

Like and love is not the same ermm

Originally posted by Lana
Biggest part of why I hated high school - I couldn't care less about dating or being in a relationship. Didn't even start entertaining the thought until I was finished with high school...

I dated from Sophomore year to my Senior year with 2 different girls. I found out the one just wanted to go to prom as a Sophomore, that's the only reason she dated me.

High School was such bullshit, I was a football player and it was funny how easily teachers would give you second chances to turn in reports or work.

Originally posted by Lana
There were a couple guys I liked in high school, but I never did anything about it - just didn't care enough, and was way too shy.

I couldn't stand high school, the one I went to was really clique-oriented and I was a geeky drama nerd who didn't know or talked to anyone. I got away with a lot of shit in classes though I loved proving wrong the claims of "you can't pass a class without doing homework".

I'm a very shy guy around people I don't know but when you get to know me I'm such a weirdo.

I went to a very small school but the cliques were there as well. I was kind of the same way being an athlete, my school was a Football school, period. Only thing that matters is the football program. So all the football players did get treated like high rate citizens.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
When I was younger I dated first available boy I liked! Do not repeat my misstake

Like and love is not the same ermm


I love a girl once & she loved me too but we all know how that ended or how that scenario usually ends.....

Love is love If something seize to work there just is not enough love

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
I love a girl once & she loved me too but we all know how that ended or how that scenario usually ends.....

You're 14.

You have many more years to date and look around.

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, my school was like that. **** everything else, football's important.

One year when I was in the fall play they canceled one of our performances for a football game. That pissed off a lot of people...

I enjoyed playing football but not that I've been out of school for 2 years I totally see how ****ed up it is.

That sucks.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
You sound like a prick.

Thanks, I am.

Actually Secretus is just another person that seek attention Does not matter if it is good or bad attention

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Actually Secretus is just another person that seek attention Does not matter if it is good or bad attention

More the better.