Why do guys forget to eject the porn off the VCR after watching it?

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BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it.

TRH
herbeyes

Barker
Because they want you to register on a movie forum just to ask about it.

LethalFemme
WTF kinda thread is this? I mean who still has a vcr?nahuh

Rogue Jedi
we forget because we have jizz all over our hands.

Thorrin
A VCR, the ****? Is it the 1997?

chillmeistergen
Because they forget.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Thorrin
A VCR, the ****? Is it the 1997?

Love you.mwah1

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
we forget because we have jizz all over our hands.

I thought guys just licked their hands after they were done.haermm

Secretus
Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it.

The over the shoulder bolder holder?

Barker
Originally posted by Thorrin
A VCR, the ****? Is it the 1997?
What the the the hell the are the you the talking the about the?

PITT_HAPPENS
Originally posted by LethalFemme
WTF kinda thread is this? I mean who still has a vcr?nahuh I have two cry

LethalFemme
Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
I have two cry

I thought you were cooler than that.weep

Mišt
So we dont lose the tape after watching it, duh. ermmnone

PITT_HAPPENS

LethalFemme

Impediment
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought guys just licked their hands after they were done.haermm

Tastes like cake frosting. droolio

Tattoo
Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it.

Are you any relation to BIIIIIIIIIIIG, BIIIIIIIIIIGER, and BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEST? The 3 numbnuts who were banned a couple years ago?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Impediment
Tastes like cake frosting. droolio

There's a part of me that wants to ask you but, there's a bigger part that wants to keep the mystery alive.doped

Thorrin
Originally posted by Barker
What the the the hell the are the you the talking the about the? I just caught that. 13

WrathfulDwarf
Originally posted by Tattoo
Are you any relation to BIIIIIIIIIIIG, BIIIIIIIIIIGER, and BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEST? The 3 numbnuts who were banned a couple years ago?

YOU DIG?

PITT_HAPPENS

Impediment
Originally posted by LethalFemme
There's a part of me that wants to ask you but, there's a bigger part that wants to keep the mystery alive.doped

naughty

Tattoo

Bardock42
Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it. I liked Coupling.

PITT_HAPPENS
Originally posted by Tattoo
shock Come on man, get with the times. I installed a DVR directly into my computer which uses my 300gig HDD to store everything I want off of satellite. I'm old, I don't understand all of the new technology crybaby


















































stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by LethalFemme




I thought guys just licked their hands after they were done.haermm depends.....me? well, usually I just......hey, wait a minute.

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
depends.....me? well, usually I just......hey, wait a minute.

Self pwnt?

Rogue Jedi

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fukking femmey. she set me up, that vixen.

She is a tricky *****, no doubt.

Rogue Jedi

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
need to find her and pop her bra strap.

I pop bra straps with my mind.

Thorrin

Rogue Jedi

Röland
Originally posted by Thorrin
herbshock

Bask in my glory. 31jockey

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I pop them with my TEETH.

I don't even have to grab the actual bra, I just think "Man I want to see that girl's juggs." and *BAM* the bra pops right off.

Thorrin
You and those Jedi mind tricks.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Thorrin
You and those Jedi mind tricks. but then you dont get to TOUCH her. kinda ruins it.

Thorrin
Rolland likes to watch. jwank

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but then you dont get to TOUCH her. kinda ruins it.

How do you know I don't surprise secks her right after? jockey

Originally posted by Thorrin
Rolland likes to watch. jwank

It's one of my favorite past times. haermm

Thorrin
I just touch her through the FORCE. shifty

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Thorrin
I just touch her through the FORCE. shifty quite the unselfish loevr, arencha? wink

Thorrin
Don't wink at me. no expression

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Thorrin
Don't wink at me. no expression heartbeat but I love you heartbeat wink wink wink wink wink

Ashestoashesjc
Originally posted by Impediment
Tastes like cake frosting. droolio

-uncomfortable squirm- embarrasment That sure is interesting...

Rogue Jedi
tastes like vanilla icing.

JacopeX
Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it. Free porn.

Ashestoashesjc
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
tastes like vanilla icing.

But I like chocolate! :cry:

Naz
Originally posted by Tattoo
Are you any relation to BIIIIIIIIIIIG, BIIIIIIIIIIGER, and BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEST? The 3 numbnuts who were banned a couple years ago?

I was about to ask the same thing hmm Or maybe he has a relation to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle, I think that was the other one.

JacopeX
OH god, another innocent member about to be banned....roll eyes (sarcastic)

Barker
Jacope, didn't you leave KMC like 2 years ago..?

Rogue Jedi
WHO DAT BE?

JacopeX
Originally posted by Barker
Jacope, didn't you leave KMC like 2 years ago..? Calm down. I exaggerated with time. laughing out loud

embarrasment

JacopeX
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
WHO DAT BE? I BE HE!

Shika
Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it.


Why are you still watching VHS?

Leo.M
Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it.

I like to push PLAY and REPEAT when I find one. Just to mess with the person. laughing out loud

BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
no im not related to biiiiiiiiiig biiiiiger biiigest. I just made BIIIIIIIIIIIIID because the name looks like a pen15.

same different situation. You forget to take off the porn off the DVD for DVD players or VCR on VHS or you forget to erase the history folder on computer. Anyway the point is, Why do guys forget to cover their tracks after watching porn?

Shika
who cares?

Vathu
Originally posted by Tattoo
Are you any relation to BIIIIIIIIIIIG, BIIIIIIIIIIGER, and BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEST? The 3 numbnuts who were banned a couple years ago?

Possibly. They all appear to have a horrible taste in naming profiles...

BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=23837

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/memberlist.php?s=&action=getall&what=username&ltr=B&perpage=30&orderby=username&ausername=&homepage=&icq=&aim=&yahoo=&joindateafter=&joindatebefore=&lastpostafter=&lastpostbefore=&postslower=&postsupper=&direction=ASC&pagenumber=81
holy! you are right about that. I didnt even heard of KMC during 2004, I dont even have internet and a computer till june 2005, but i assure you im no BIIIIIIIG(er) (est)

Strangelove
Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it. They still make porn for VHS? ermjuggler

vinz07
How old are you men? VCR is still exists nowadays?hahahaha...this is definitely an off topic thread...click my signature below to shift on a relevant issues this days....

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it. why do you still own a VCR?

vinz07
hahahaha....i think he is not yet civilized....

BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
i own vcr and a dvd because i didnt throw away my vcr

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