Flushing Fishy

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Shika
Why is it that when a fish dies we flush it down the toilet but with every other animal we bury it?

Röland
Easier to dispose of the dead body by flushing it.

dave_kodak
it works good for humans too

Röland
Originally posted by dave_kodak
it works good for humans too

Only with fetus's.

Scythe

Shika
Right, so it's because they're small.

But here's the thing. My nephew has a gerbil. When it dies, should we flush it too?

Röland
Originally posted by Shika
Right, so it's because they're small.

But here's the thing. My nephew has a gerbil. When it dies, should we flush it too?

Sure, why not? haermm

I think people flush fish because it seems pointless to dig a hole for a fish. For small rodents/gerbils/vermin it would be better to either bury it or wrap it up and throw it away.

Scythe
Originally posted by Shika
But here's the thing. My nephew has a gerbil. When it dies, should we flush it too?

Ah, those. I usually go outside and fling them toward any direction that's not my house. Let the sun and society deal with it.

dave_kodak
Originally posted by Shika
Right, so it's because they're small.

But here's the thing. My nephew has a gerbil. When it dies, should we flush it too? do it

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Scythe
I've always wanted to flush a porcupine. The noise it would make would be horrendous. Al scratchin' the inside of the bowl and shit! Yeah!

Shika
Maybe I will flush it big grin

Shelbert Lemon
Have a plunger near by.

C. C. Cowgirl
Does everyone flush fishes? ermm

I burried my fishy by the coast yes

Council#13
Originally posted by Shika

But here's the thing. My nephew has a gerbil. When it dies, should we flush it too?

Well, that depends on how friggin' big it gets, don't it? Heh heh. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. no expression

Anyway, the whole fish-down-the-toilet thing might be symbolic. You know. The fish lives in the water, so you mind as well let it rest eternally in the water.

C. C. Cowgirl
Never thought like that shock

I hope my fishy is not misserable oh

LoneUnknown
Bury it in a matchbox.

Slay
Haha, this reminds of when I had a gerbil, and it was dying, but it took him too long, and I couldn't stand seeing him in such misery so I wrapped him in a paper and hit him on the sink a couple of times.

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
Haha, this reminds of when I had a gerbil, and it was dying, but it took him too long, and I couldn't stand seeing him in such misery so I wrapped him in a paper and hit him on the sink a couple of times.

That made me laugh.

laughing

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
Saddest thing is, that actually happened. I was 12 or something. I was living that part of any kid's life in which they're interested in harming small animals. Or ants.

Meh, as long as you don't become a serial killer or rapist.

Slay

Da Rev

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
What about a cereal rapist?

That's cool, stay away from the Special K, she has AIDS.

Originally posted by Da Rev
You rang?

I'll let you know when a victim walks into the vicinity.



Slay, that hamster/gerbil story reminded me of this story my mom told me last year. This kid in her neighborhood used to take kittens, dig a hole in the ground and bury them up to their neck. Then run them over with a lawnmower.

I'll be honest I laughed at the time because I find things like that funny for no reason at all.

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
You mean that chick in the commercial, or the actual cereal? lookaround

Haha, cool. That reminds of this story about some woman who found her son masturbating with a Jar Jar Binks doll (God knows how) and then started a war on George Lucas.

Can it be both? oh

Hahaha Jar-Jar Binks is like the worst character decesion ever made by a screenwriter. And to think some little boy masturbated over him.

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
I knew a threesome with cereal that is actually good for you and a model specialising in commercials was a bad idea! icon5

I'm guessing, Cheerios and Raisin Bran? oh

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
No. Special K and Sophie. Duh. ermm

Shit. How did I miss that? no expression

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
You didn't think, my son, you didn't think. Happens to the best of 'em. Except for me. My brain operates 52/365.

I'm not quite sure if my brain even operates.....

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
Mine does. Brain surgery. haermm


Get it? haermm


Oh my God, that was so lame. no expression

It was so lame it was funny. haermm

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
Are you coming on to me? ermm

No. ermmnone

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
Good. haermm

Rev could always rape you though, I heard he doesn't care what hole he gets. haermm

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
Will probably be my dickhole, if you look at his size. haermm

Hahaha, he has a tiny penis. haermm

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
Hahaha, I know. haermm

Hahahaha, yeah.....wait..... no expression haermm

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
Hahahaha, gotcha! Wait... haermm

Yeah, exactly.... hahaha haermm

Slay

Röland
Originally posted by Slay
Want to see my Clint Eastwood tattoo? haermm

Which character is it? haermm

Slay

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