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..sit down to enjoy a few beers together.

How does a conversation go between them?

Spectre- i envy you..you get the authority and the power..but you are never involved with the everyday criminals and unworthy souls,you must have alot of time off

LT- i envy you...You get the authority and you get to be apart of the everyday workings of humanity..i would like to be able to reach out to the unworthy and show them the light

Originally posted by BobbyD
..sit down to enjoy a few beers together.

How does a conversation go between them? Spectre-

So................. ....................... Why in the Presence's name, do you have three faces?




LT-

ermmdur........................... srug............................. qshock

Good stuff, Starlock and Galan.

Spectre: There's something... i just never could tell someone else. I never met anyone else like me.
LT: What? What is it
Spectre: When you become a Spectre....you..lose...vital human equipment.
LT: ....
Spectre: I reaize I'm an immortal spirit of death and wrath...but I'm still human. Humans have needs... *moves closer to LT* Lots of needs.
LT: I-I think I should go.
Spectre: I wish i could quit you!
LT: Okay, dude, i got a girlfriend.
Spectre: Liar!
LT: Nuh-uh! Her name is, um
Spectre: *goes to kiss LT but stops and blinks* Which face is the kissing face:
LT: None of them, you freak!
Spectre: A freak!! You big cosmic homophobe! I'll show you!
LT: Oh god, please DON'T show me that!
Spectre: You dult. I'm talking about showing you my power.
LT: Power, Lewis, it doesn't matter what you call it. It's still a long dead penis.
Spectre: For the judge of All Realities, you sure are stupid.
LT: At least I'm not gay.
Spectre: Oh that's it. You are so dead.

*heroes are watching this on TV*
Superman: This is the worst soap opera ever. Where's the remote?
Hulk: Hulk have big green POWER!
Wonder Woman: Oh really....? *moves closer to him*

Originally posted by BobbyD
..sit down to enjoy a few beers together.

How does a conversation go between them?

The Spectre: You need to get laid LT.

LT: Shut up byotch! When was the last time you got laid?

The Spectre: It's been awhile...but all I need is a female host and BANG-BANG! Baby.

LT: Yeah, I'd guess...(A-hole)

The Spectre: You know I'm yo daddy!

LT: Whatever.

Originally posted by BobbyD
..sit down to enjoy a few beers together.

How does a conversation go between them?

Spectre: What's crackin

LT: Nothing

Spectre: Time to show up

LT: Whatever, I have three faces. I am powerful

Spectre: Nah...DC's better

LT: ****

Spectre : *Drunk* I HATE my job , every day i'm dragged out of some host or another, one Minuit i'm a badass the next i 'hic ...hic ..some guy with a stupid goatee an..an..an I get hurt by a stupid pigsticker !

LT 1: Hey , you think thats bad, try living with these two *points at face 2 and 3*

LT 2 : Hey , how are you ? Have a nice day ,hope you do, thank you !

LT 3 : The phoenix is quite obviously not part of me, also if you notice two gems can destroy an entire multi verse *points out scan and boldens words* SEE !

Korvac : Hah you two suck !

Wow!

We really have some creative people here!

Top notch, fellas. Nice job!

Presence: I think that chili I ate earlier, went straight through me.

LT: I know, I can smell it with all of my noses

Originally posted by grey fox
Spectre : *Drunk* I HATE my job , every day i'm dragged out of some host or another, one Minuit i'm a badass the next i 'hic ...hic ..some guy with a stupid goatee an..an..an I get hurt by a stupid pigsticker !

LT 1: Hey , you think thats bad, try living with these two *points at face 2 and 3*

LT 2 : Hey , how are you ? Have a nice day ,hope you do, thank you !

LT 3 : The phoenix is quite obviously not part of me, also if you notice two gems can destroy an entire multi verse *points out scan and boldens words* SEE !

Korvac : Hah you two suck !

Guy222's the second face!!!!

Originally posted by llagrok
Guy222's the second face!!!!

LT: So . . . what exactly yo do?

Spectre: I'm god's avatar of vengeance.

LT: Nice, so you go and scare people and lay down the law?

Specte: Not really. Usually it's something like an ironic death.

LT: . . .

Spectre: WHAT?

LT: Bit harsh man. Geez I mean one of those sods killed half the universe so I just let everything play out since I knew they were coming back.

Spectre: Didn't you even go after him? Mention he shouldn't be doing stuff like that?

LT: Eh.

Spectre: Eh? Are you kidding? Tell me you at least go after the multiverse destroyer types.

LT: We did have one guy like that. Jaspers or something.

Spectre: What did you do?

LT: Nothing.

Spectre: You just sat there?

LT: Yup.

Spectre: Must be a nice cushion.

LT: Indeed it is.

Spectre: I hate you so f*cking much.

Originally posted by llagrok
Guy222's the second face!!!!

Cha-ching !

See if you can guess the third

Originally posted by grey fox
Cha-ching !

See if you can guess the third

Mr. Master.

Originally posted by grey fox
Cha-ching !

See if you can guess the third

It's MR.M!

Or Galactic storm

Mr M is correct !

Guy argues for LT so much may as well be the third face !

spectre-so did you tell them
LT-tell them what
spectre- oh nothing just that your a jobbing buttwhole who cant even protect a single universe from korvac but you say your higher then eternity
LT-hereeeeeeeeeee we go again the i ran from korvac I DID NOT RUN AND DEATH WAS HELPING HIM ASK THE KMC
Spectre-pfft yeah death was helping him i thought you was higher then death
LT-shut up
spectre-scoffs heh yeah shut up is right
LT- (beeper) oh crap someones trying to destroy the universe again
Spectre- so what you gonna do
LT-what i always do talk in a big voice and not actually do nothing
Spectre-what else is new
LT-ok how's my face is the third face covered right
Spectre- i uno damn im trying to get drunk here
LT-well LOOK AT IT DAMN IT I NEED TO LOOK GOOD
Spectre-yeah you look fine guy with three faces lalala go do your buisness
LT-how's my voice is this good i am the lt judge of the multi- meh clears throat and puffs chest in ok ok I AM THE LT how was that
Spectre- yeah really scary cosmic guy like well have fun leaving the inhabidents of your multiverse to die needlesly
LT-yeah well you have fun chasing purse snatchers
Spectre-punk
LT-a$$h0le

punk...a$$hole....

Originally posted by grey fox
Mr M is correct !

Guy argues for LT so much may as well be the third face !

Spectre: Damn, I'm horny, give me a hand job will ya, LT
LT: **** no, *****...I just had some pussy last night.
Spectre: really, with whom?
LT: Death
Spectre: Are you serious?
LT: yeah, pissed Thanos the hell off. He's mad that I ****ed his girl. But, I don't give a shit. I told him I'd get him back after he absorbed me with the HOTI. It'll teach him to **** with me again.
Spectre: Don't blame me. Last time I went for some pussy, wonder woman slapped me
LT: you ****in' loser. You want me to hook you up?
Spectre: dude, that would be awesome. Who ya got?
LT: Aunt May's on her bed right now pullin' out her dildo. Thank ya can handle it, Spectre?
Spectre: **** yeah, I'm game. I'll pull out my john deere and plow that pussy up in rows.
LT: go get her, Tiger.

I must admit, it is quite bizarre........disgustingly funny too.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

Co-Sign.

Originally posted by charlemagne9746
Spectre: Damn, I'm horny, give me a hand job will ya, LT
LT: **** no, *****...I just had some pussy last night.
Spectre: really, with whom?
LT: Death
Spectre: Are you serious?
LT: yeah, pissed Thanos the hell off. He's mad that I ****ed his girl. But, I don't give a shit. I told him I'd get him back after he absorbed me with the HOTI. It'll teach him to **** with me again.
Spectre: Don't blame me. Last time I went for some pussy, wonder woman slapped me
LT: you ****in' loser. You want me to hook you up?
Spectre: dude, that would be awesome. Who ya got?
LT: Aunt May's on her bed right now pullin' out her dildo. Thank ya can handle it, Spectre?
Spectre: **** yeah, I'm game. I'll pull out my john deere and plow that pussy up in rows.
LT: go get her, Tiger.



What a Tard.

LT: WHO YOU CALLING A JOBBING THREE FACE LIAR
spectre: umm you who else has three faces who thinks he's the bleep
LT: you better shut up or ima go judgemental on your ass and kick the shit out of you
spectre:dude ill beat you so bad you'll be sucking my BLEEP with all three of your mouths

Spectre:so.....
LT:yeaahh...
Spectre: omniscience sucs for conversations
LT: I know,i can't ask you how you are because i know
Spectre:And i can't say lovely weather we're having because Idecide the weather
Lt:...stupid system....