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Do you think too many Barkers are made in the US?
How do they expect everyone to spend there lifes watching Barker?
Do you watch every Barker?

sly

nope.
who knows.
nope.

I have a pair of Barkoculars so I can watch Barker constantly lookaround

I'm about to watch him shower.
Originally posted by Naz
I have a pair of Barkoculars so I can watch Barker constantly lookaround
Not a problem. 131

Originally posted by Barker
I'm about to watch him shower.
131

Dude, me too, I just love my Barkoculars. lookaround

I used to have a pair of those, but Kram3r stole them.

Out of my pockets.

I watch Barker....etc.

Originally posted by Naz
I have a pair of Barkoculars so I can watch Barker constantly lookaround

Don't you think that's a little obsessive? Next thing you know you'll have Barker written on your chest. 131

Originally posted by Barker
I'm about to watch him shower.

That's not surprising. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
I used to have a pair of those, but Kram3r stole them.

Out of my pockets.

Not the only thing I touched in your pockets. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Don't you think that's a little obsessive? Next thing you know you'll have Barker written on your chest. 131


For a second I was like, "OMG, I totally should", then I remembered what else is on my chest. 131

Originally posted by Kram3r
Not the only thing I touched in your pockets. haermm
His GBA?

Originally posted by Naz
For a second I was like, "OMG, I totally should", then I remembered what else is on my chest. 131 Kram3r won't mind.

He's a perv. 13


I watch Barker everyday. herbtouched




Wait. herbeyes

Originally posted by Naz
For a second I was like, "OMG, I totally should", then I remembered what else is on my chest. 131

Kram3r? 313

Originally posted by Skeets
His GBA?

Lol, pwnt! crylaugh

Originally posted by Thorrin
Kram3r won't mind.

He's a perv. 13

You know me too well. 31

I'm not sure what I was thinking just now. 131

Originally posted by Naz
I'm not sure what I was thinking just now. 131

It's backwards! crylaugh

shock Omg, I didn't even notice that!

Originally posted by Naz
I'm not sure what I was thinking just now. 131 Originally posted by Kram3r
It's backwards! crylaugh

Originally posted by Naz
shock Omg, I didn't even notice that!

Pwnt. 131

I fixed it

Originally posted by Naz
I fixed it

I'm sure there's something wrong with that one too. Cross it out and go further south. haermm

crylaugh

I love you, Naz, Kram3r, Vinny, Skeets, Thorinn, etc.

crylaugh

Originally posted by Kram3r
I'm sure there's something wrong with that one too. Cross it out and go further south. haermm

What am I supposed to write next? haermm Kram3r? Pfft.

Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh

I love you, Naz, Kram3r, Vinny, Skeets, Thorinn, etc.

crylaugh

But you love me most, right, I mean I wrote your name on my boobs. haermm

edit: hysterical I can't believe you put that in your profile.

Originally posted by Naz
I fixed it

Originally posted by Naz
But you love me most, right, I mean I wrote your name on my boobs. haermm
x 10 as much as anyone else. haermm

Originally posted by Naz
What am I supposed to write next? haermm Kram3r? Pfft.

You don't need to. I know about your tattoo. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
x 10 as much as anyone else. haermm

Sweet. haermm

Originally posted by Naz
Sweet. haermm
Made it into the Barker Chest Collection, at any rate. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
You don't need to. I know about your tattoo. haermm

...what're you talking about? lookaround

Originally posted by Barker
Made it into the Barker Chest Collection, at any rate. haermm

That's an honor in and of itself. haermm

Originally posted by Naz
...what're you talking about? lookaround

I've said too much, haven't I? haermm

Originally posted by Naz
That's an honor in and of itself. haermm
It's a very exclusive club, only people who write "Barker" on their chests and takes pictures of them, and post them on KMC get to join. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I've said too much, haven't I? haermm

Yeah, kinda haermm

Originally posted by Naz
Yeah, kinda haermm

Ok, I'll shut up now. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Ok, I'll shut up now. haermm

K, good, I don't want anyone getting any ideas and saying "Hey Naz, I want to see your Kram3r tattoo" haermm Oh crap.

Originally posted by Naz
K, good, I don't want anyone getting any ideas and saying "Hey Naz, I want to see your Kram3r tattoo" haermm Oh crap.

Yeah, you don't want people to say "Where, I can't see where it is?". Oops, my bad. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, you don't want people to say "Where, I can't see where it is?". Oops, my bad. haermm

Yeah, then they'll be like "OMG, Naz, show us" haermm And everyone knows I can't perform under peer pressure.

Originally posted by Naz
Yeah, then they'll be like "OMG, Naz, show us" haermm And everyone knows I can't perform under peer pressure.

Don't be so sure of yourself, I've seen you perform some pretty amazing things under pressure. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Don't be so sure of yourself, I've seen you perform some pretty amazing things under pressure. haermm

Shush haermm ...I don't want Barker to get jealous.

I couldn't help myself vin

Originally posted by Naz
Shush haermm ...I don't want Barker to get jealous.

Ok...haermm

Originally posted by Naz
I couldn't help myself vin

If he wasn't jealous before he sure as hell is now. haermm

I was, but something about that picture makes it a little better than the ones she did for me. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Ok...haermm



If he wasn't jealous before he sure as hell is now. haermm

Meh...he's still on top. 131

Originally posted by Kram3r
Do you think too many Barkers are made in the US?
How do they expect everyone to spend there lifes watching Barker?
Do you watch every Barker?

sly

You have to watch Barkers. They steal.sly

I took my eyes off a Barker once, lost my virginity weep

Originally posted by Barker
I was, but something about that picture makes it a little better than the ones she did for me. haermm

linkz? kthnxbai. haermm

Originally posted by Naz
Meh...he's still on top. 131

Barker's always on top. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You have to watch Barkers. They steal.sly

I know. I'll never get my squirtle back. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Barker's always on top. haermm


That's because he's the smallest 131 I mean lightest. Whatever.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Lying **** you lost that to Kram3r in that pickup truck.forgetu

lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Lying **** you lost that to Kram3r in that pickup truck.forgetu

***** please, pickup trucks are so last year forgetu

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Lying **** you lost that to Kram3r in that pickup truck.forgetu

It's an easy mistake. I was wearing a bear suit. haermm

Originally posted by Naz
That's because he's the smallest 131 I mean lightest. Whatever.

Poor Barker. 131wank

Originally posted by LethalFemme
***** it's a good thing you did it two years ago.forgetu


***** do me forgetu

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Easy mistake my ass. Barker has only packed that much meat in his lunch boxhaermm

Yeah, I was trying to be modest about it. Who am I kidding though? haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll grab a pickle.ermmha



Mist?haermm

*bends* ermmha

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Mist?haermm

His ass should feel privileged and sore. haermm

herbeyes *cough*


ETC.

Originally posted by Skeets
herbeyes *cough*


ETC.

Cough? Barker gave you AIDS again didn't he?sly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*inserts*ermmha



It's mostly sticky.haermm

*chews* ermmha

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Cough? Barker gave you AIDS again didn't he?sly
No it wasn't him....It was an Aussie...herbcry
Miguel did give a BJ though.....

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Swallow it now.ermmha

*does* ermmha

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It's mostly sticky.haermm

Well that was bound to happen. haermm

I should say something about why Naz didn't write my name on her chest or why Femme didn't write my name on her chest, but I care more about the mass consumption of alcohol I had last night.

petpet I'll write your name on my chest someother night.

Originally posted by Naz
petpet I'll write your name on my chest someother night. And send me pics?

Originally posted by Bardock42
And send me pics?

Why? Kram3r and Barker already put it in their profiles.

Wow. Good thread. the Naz boobs were a plus. And I didn't even know she was a chick until now.

Boobies (jwank) + Naz (131) = 131wank?

Originally posted by Kram3r
Do you think too many Barkers are made in the US?
How do they expect everyone to spend there lifes watching Barker?
Do you watch every Barker?

sly

I think Steven Spielberg is making another Baker Staring Naz and Roland. haermm

It should be coming to a theater near you. jockey

Originally posted by Naz
I'm not sure what I was thinking just now. 131

Hahaha Barker is upside-down on you. 313wank

Originally posted by Naz
petpet I'll write your name on my chest someother night.

Tonight? cryoh