BIGGY K! LIVE! or, How I went on stage and crashed and burned

This past Friday, I, Biggy K rapped on stage in front of 30 randoms who came to a concert. I was second on stage. Originally, that did not pose a problem, I was fine and everything, until I saw the first act. The first act being a one man band from Melbourne (Originally Illinois) called Fulton Girls Club. He was amazing, absolutely mind blowing, depressing but extremely sincere. The whole room (including myself) was all so taken away by his poetic lyrics. While still flabbergasted and thinking about his set I had to go on and do the EXACT opposite thing, I lost all confidence. What is the exact opposite you ask? A white Australian geek raping about sex. I think a great example of how I went is shown in The Simpsons. If any of you have seen the scene in the episode Rosebud where Homer has to preform comedy at Mr. Burns' birthday after the audience was just told by Mr. Smithers that a dog not unlike Lassie was run over in the parking lot, that was me. Did I drop my pants? No. Did I dance? Yes. Watch the clips if you're interested and watch how my show gets worse and worse. The setlist for the show follows as:

SETLIST

Kram3rsutra
That Girl (A Cheap Beat For A Cheap Hoe)
Dicks & Vaginas
Back Alley
B-I-G-G-Y K
I Wanna (Hit That)
California Girls (A Beach Boys cover)

Here's the first (of three):

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GO GRAY DAVIS YOU ARE WILD AND CRAZY AND UNPREDICTABLE

Originally posted by Kram3r
This past Friday, I, Biggy K rapped on stage in front of 30 randoms who came to a concert. I was second on stage. Originally, that did not pose a problem, I was fine and everything, until I saw the first act. The first act being a one man band from Melbourne (Originally Illinois) called Fulton Girls Club. He was amazing, absolutely mind blowing, depressing but extremely sincere. The whole room (including myself) was all so taken away by his poetic lyrics. While still flabbergasted and thinking about his set I had to go on and do the [B]EXACT opposite thing, I lost all confidence. What is the exact opposite you ask? A white Australian geek raping about sex. I think a great example of how I went is shown in The Simpsons. If any of you have seen the scene in the episode Rosebud where Homer has to preform comedy at Mr. Burns' birthday after the audience was just told by Mr. Smithers that a dog not unlike Lassie was run over in the parking lot, that was me. Did I drop my pants? No. Did I dance? Yes. Watch the clips if you're interested and watch how my show gets worse and worse. The setlist for the show follows as:

SETLIST

Kram3rsutra
That Girl (A Cheap Beat For A Cheap Hoe)
Dicks & Vaginas
Back Alley
B-I-G-G-Y K
I Wanna (Hit That)
California Girls (A Beach Boys cover)

Here's the first (of three):

YouTube video [/B]

Thats just really...REALLY...Embarrassing!!!

God Krab-krab.

You are so funny.

Isn't he just

Originally posted by Kram3r
This past Friday, I, Biggy K rapped on stage in front of 30 randoms who came to a concert. I was second on stage. Originally, that did not pose a problem, I was fine and everything, until I saw the first act. The first act being a one man band from Melbourne (Originally Illinois) called Fulton Girls Club. He was amazing, absolutely mind blowing, depressing but extremely sincere. The whole room (including myself) was all so taken away by his poetic lyrics. While still flabbergasted and thinking about his set I had to go on and do the [B]EXACT opposite thing, I lost all confidence. What is the exact opposite you ask? A white Australian geek raping about sex. I think a great example of how I went is shown in The Simpsons. If any of you have seen the scene in the episode Rosebud where Homer has to preform comedy at Mr. Burns' birthday after the audience was just told by Mr. Smithers that a dog not unlike Lassie was run over in the parking lot, that was me. Did I drop my pants? No. Did I dance? Yes. Watch the clips if you're interested and watch how my show gets worse and worse. The setlist for the show follows as:

SETLIST

Kram3rsutra
That Girl (A Cheap Beat For A Cheap Hoe)
Dicks & Vaginas
Back Alley
B-I-G-G-Y K
I Wanna (Hit That)
California Girls (A Beach Boys cover)

Here's the first (of three):

YouTube video [/B]

Originally posted by Kram3r
This past Friday, I, Biggy K rapped on stage in front of 30 randoms who came to a concert. I was second on stage. Originally, that did not pose a problem, I was fine and everything, until I saw the first act. The first act being a one man band from Melbourne (Originally Illinois) called Fulton Girls Club. He was amazing, absolutely mind blowing, depressing but extremely sincere. The whole room (including myself) was all so taken away by his poetic lyrics. While still flabbergasted and thinking about his set I had to go on and do the [B]EXACT opposite thing, I lost all confidence. What is the exact opposite you ask? A white Australian geek raping about sex. I think a great example of how I went is shown in The Simpsons. If any of you have seen the scene in the episode Rosebud where Homer has to preform comedy at Mr. Burns' birthday after the audience was just told by Mr. Smithers that a dog not unlike Lassie was run over in the parking lot, that was me. Did I drop my pants? No. Did I dance? Yes. Watch the clips if you're interested and watch how my show gets worse and worse. The setlist for the show follows as:

SETLIST

Kram3rsutra
That Girl (A Cheap Beat For A Cheap Hoe)
Dicks & Vaginas
Back Alley
B-I-G-G-Y K
I Wanna (Hit That)
California Girls (A Beach Boys cover)

Here's the first (of three):

YouTube video [/B]

That was sad. 131

Originally posted by Kram3r
raping about sex

Also, it's krabkrab shirtlessless. shock

Originally posted by Sanctuary
131

Also, it's krabkrab shirtlessless. shock

Sex, here, now!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sex, here, now!

Originally posted by Sanctuary
This quote was on teh screen when my mother took the laptop from me. hmm

She totally doesn't know it was me, right?

Originally posted by Bardock42
She totally doesn't know it was me, right?

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Well your signature says Sarah and your avatar is my eye, so yeah, I'd say she has no idea. 😖mart:

Well, so far for a good first impression...

😂 I couldn't understand what you were saying, but I lol'd at the scary keyboard clown, and when you ripped your shirt off, actually I just giggled through the whole thing 131

"Bangin the girls and coming inside"

Church Talent Show? 131

Originally posted by Kram3r
This past Friday, I, Biggy K rapped on stage in front of 30 randoms who came to a concert. I was second on stage. Originally, that did not pose a problem, I was fine and everything, until I saw the first act. The first act being a one man band from Melbourne (Originally Illinois) called Fulton Girls Club. He was amazing, absolutely mind blowing, depressing but extremely sincere. The whole room (including myself) was all so taken away by his poetic lyrics. While still flabbergasted and thinking about his set I had to go on and do the [B]EXACT opposite thing, I lost all confidence. What is the exact opposite you ask? A white Australian geek raping about sex. I think a great example of how I went is shown in The Simpsons. If any of you have seen the scene in the episode Rosebud where Homer has to preform comedy at Mr. Burns' birthday after the audience was just told by Mr. Smithers that a dog not unlike Lassie was run over in the parking lot, that was me. Did I drop my pants? No. Did I dance? Yes. Watch the clips if you're interested and watch how my show gets worse and worse. The setlist for the show follows as:

SETLIST

Kram3rsutra
That Girl (A Cheap Beat For A Cheap Hoe)
Dicks & Vaginas
Back Alley
B-I-G-G-Y K
I Wanna (Hit That)
California Girls (A Beach Boys cover)

Here's the first (of three):

YouTube video [/B]

😛

This made my week 😂

petpet

laughcry x infinity

crylaugh haermm

White people just shouldn't rap... The large majority simply suck; Kram3r included.

Watch and learn from her, Kram3r tongue_ss

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