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Tyranno-Chris
I'll post the most memorable ones now,
You're Gonna need a bigger boat! (Jaws)
Smile you son of a *****! (Jaws)
He sat in the Sanitarium for 15 years, waiting. And then, one rainy night he decided to go, Trick-or-Treating. (Halloween)
Can you think of any others?
Wait, here's a funny one. \/
Only one thing, could have made a footprint that size, The abominable Snowman. (King Kong (2005) )

homelesskiller
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
I'll post the most memorable ones now,
You're Gonna need a bigger boat! (Jaws)
Smile you son of a *****! (Jaws)
He sat in the Sanitarium for 15 years, waiting. And then, one rainy night he decided to go, Trick-or-Treating. (Halloween)
Can you think of any others?
Wait, here's a funny one. \/
Only one thing, could have made a footprint that size, The abominable Snowman. (King Kong (2005) ) what the ???? wink wink embarrasment p.s still dont no confused

Tyranno-Chris
lines said by the characters in famous movies like the ones I posted.

Mairuzu
Cowboy: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya. (Tombstone)

Mairuzu
Megatron: Starscream you fail me yet again ^_^

2D_MASTER
Travis Bickle :

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"You talking to me?"

apoc001
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
-They Live

wuTa
A mans got to know his limitations-Dirty Harry

I have to return some videotapes-Patrick Bateman

Röland
Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

dsilva
"I think you smoked yourself retarded" - Halfbaked
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miss_swann
Lancelot: There are a lot of desperate men out there.
Gwenivere: Don't worry I won't let them rape you.
(King Arthur)

CJS: Nobody move, I've lost me brain.
(Pirates:AWE)

Will: I've told you my choice what's yours?
Elizabeth: Barbossa! (pause where Will's expression says WTF?) Marry us. (Wills face turns to dawning comprehension)
(Pirates:AWE)

CJS: You've burnt the food, the shade, the RUM!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
CJS: But why's the rum gone?
(Pirates:CotBP)

Luna: ...He's gone a bit funny hasn't he...
Ron: We saw uranus up close Harry, you get it we saw your anus Harry!
(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix book)

coolmovies
Yippe ya yaa motherfuker ; Die Hard
I'll make you an offer you cant refuse; Godfather
I am your father; ESB

Morning_Glory
"Bob had b*tch t*ts"

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gingercaily
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy,asking him to love her" NottingHill

ragesRemorse
"Frost..sometimes it makes the blade stick" -Gladiator

"on account no commie will ever drink water" -Dr strangelove

"stay frosty" -Aliens

Kayne Archeron
"the next time you say 'Let's go to Bolivia', let's GO to Bolivia!!!"


"KISS ME, FAT BOY!!!"


"I love you..."
"Yeah, I Know."

Rade
Classic Wooderson quotes from Dazed and Confused.

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Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

&

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

&

Wooderson: The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man.
L-I-V-I-N.

&

Wooderson: All right, all right, all right.

- Dazed and Confused

.Dance_Inside.
Humperdink! - The Princess Bride

Tell me about it stud - Sandy (Grease)

"I Love you..."
"I know"
-Star Wars

.Dance_Inside.
Wait wait

"I know Kung-fo."
"Show me." - The Matrix.

theez1

Arianna
All men are islands I'm ******* Ibiza. (about a boy)

SpaceMonkey
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Cowboy: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya. (Tombstone)


The Cowboy's name was Billy Clanton.

Clementine
"I wish I knew how to quite you!" (lol)
~Brokeback Mountain

"Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f**k himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."
~American Beauty

ragesRemorse
This is spinal tap...."the numbers all go up to 11"

LoneUnknown
Say hello to my little friend! - Scarface
Get away from her you B!TCH! - Aliens
I'll be back - Terminator
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' - Shawshank Redemption
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chihanti - Silence of the Lambs

Heaven's Sword
'When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother****** in the room, except no substitutes.'-Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Brown (1997)

One of my favorites.

Rade
"What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country."

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Impediment
"Get away from you you B*TCH! -Ripley from Aliens.

gingercaily
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." Transformers

juliustheimpale
"plenty of time to sleep when you're dead"
from die another day

DARKLORDCAEDUS
"Live long and Prosper" "Luke, I am your...Father" "Have you finally learned to do what is necessary" "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you" "I never said thank you" "And you never have to" "It is so cold in space" "May the force be with you"

Rapscallion
If there's a magic in boxing its the magic of fighting battles beyond endurance, beyond cracked ribs, detached corneas, and ruptured kidneys. it's the magic of risking everything for a dream nobody sees but you.
-million dollar baby

I could have got more out.
-schindler's list

"You're smoking." "Yeah, it isn't working"
-Children of Men

gingercaily
Food always comes to those who love to cook
- Ratatouille

DARKLORDCAEDUS
"The Holy Grail 'neath ancient Roslin waits.
Adorned in master's loving art she lies
The Blade and chalice guarding o'er her gates
She rest at last beneath starry skies."

Mairuzu
Warden: Mr. Cash? The record company asks you not to play any songs that would remind the prisoners that they are in jail.

Johnny Cash: You think they forgot?



Warden: Perhaps you and your wife can do another spiritual.

Johnny Cash: She's not my wife, warden. I keep askin' her and she keeps sayin' "no".




Shaun: He's not my boyfriend!

Ed: It might be a bit warm, the cooler was off.

Shaun: Thanks, babe.

DARKLORDCAEDUS
"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell."

gingercaily
They were 300 men, against a million!
We will stand and fight!
Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender!
- 300

DoomsdayClock
"Mother puss bucket!" - Ghostbusters
"Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips." - Blues Brothers
"Hey shorty, wher'e'd you get all those rings" - Cannonball Run

DARKLORDCAEDUS
'Revenge is a dish best served cold.. It is so cold in space..."

chillmeistergen
''It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either.'' American Beauty.

pinkfloydkor
"Put the lotion on your skin or else youll get the hose again!"- silence of the lambs

"you need people like me, you need people like me so you can point your FVCK!NG fingers and say 'thats the bad guy' say goodnight to the bad guy everybody"- Scarface

fredstawill
i'll be back

Bloinky
Its not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

-Batman Begins

magic_hate_ball
Reggie Dunlop: Goddamn lard-as* Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!
Steve Hanson: Mm huh.
Reggie Dunlop: Gloves off, stick down, no warning, he challenged the Chiefs!
Steve Hanson: Called us names!
Reggie Dunlop: Called us names! But Dave was there.
Steve Hanson: Dave's a killer!
Johnny Upton: Dave's a mess.
Reggie Dunlop: But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Ned Braden: Is the answer Jesus?
Reggie Dunlop: Ok guys. Show us what you got.
-Slapshot

"HOLY SH!T!!!"
-Animal House

Billy Batts: Go home and get your fu*king shine box
-Goodfellas


Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fu*kin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' nigg*rs, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your as*.
-Pulp Fiction

Face
Samuel Jackson Pulp Fiction "And I'll strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who tempt and try to poison my brothers and you will know my name is the lord"

gingercaily
="Even Gods Can Bleed"=
from the movie 300

DARKLORDCAEDUS
"I shall leave you as you have left me. As you have left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet.....Buried alive...Buried alive...." 'KHAN...KHAN..."


"Their are always possibilities Spock said and if Genesis is indeed life from death, I must return to this place again.." "He's really not dead as long we remember him.." "It's a far, far better place I go to then I've ever gone before, Far better resting place then I've ever known..." "Are you OK Jim? How do you feel?" "I feel young".


"...Space...The final frontier..These are the continuing voyages of the starship Enterprise...Their ongoing mission to explore strange new worlds...To seek out new lifeforms and new civilizations...To boldy go where no man has gone before..."



"Anakin Chancellor Palpatine evil." "From my point of view the Jedi are evil.." "Then you are lost"


"When you cast it in, What did you see?" "I saw nothing, but the wind on the water. My king I couldn't do it, Excalibur cannot be lst Other men.." Do as I command. One day, A King will come and the sword will rise again."


"I will not sacrifice the Enterprise.. We've made too many compromises already; Too many retreats..They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done.."

DARKLORDCAEDUS
"People rarely notice things right in front of their eyes..Don't you think?"

FistOfThe North
"Wait'll they get a load of me..."

- Joker, | Batman(1989)



"You don't really think you'll win, do you?"

- Penguin, | Batman Returns (1992?)

Scarecrow756

MadMel
i think you people left out one very important line -
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"
stick out tongue

DARKLORDCAEDUS
"Humans are such easy prey"

FistOfThe North
"We'll meet again! Spiderman!"

- Green Goblin, Spiderman



"You shouldn't kill a man without knowing why you ought 'ta"

- Marv, SinCity



SHIT! I picked a cute one!... UGH, AGHH! This heat's gettin' to me... AUGH... I'll murder you momentarily... *chokes* But first, I need a cold drink of ice, water ARRGG!! ..."

- Penguin, Batman Returns



"The Force will be with you. Always."

- Obi Wan, SW:ANH



"Spartans!.. Tonight! We Dine! In Hell!"

-King Leonidas ,300



"I would turn my back on God for Mother Russia"

Gary Oldman, (?)



"Did you think you would go untested? You think just because I'm dead the games are over, my work has just begun."

- Jigsaw, Saw 4



"I would've waited an eternity for this moment. (points gun) It's over Prime....."

- Megatron, Transformers the movie (80's) (84?)



(Geez. (sob) I'm fcukin' deformed here)...Fcuk You!, Fcuk You! And I'm Fcukin' Dyin'!, I'm Fcukin' Dyin'!"

- Reservoir Dogs, Cop & Number (?) or Color (?)



I want that son of a b*tch dead. I want him Dead! I want him dead, i don't care.."

- Robert Dinero, Untouchables(?)



(Please don't kill me..) (sob) I ain't gonna kill you.. (oh thank you..)
Manolo (what) choot dat piece of sh*t.. (no No! No! pfft "Ahh!"wink

- Tony Montana, Scarface



Hello Boys! I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! (BOoooooooooMM!)

- Randy Quaid, Pilot guy, Independence Day



"The Force is strong with you..A powerful Sith, you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth, ...Vader."

- Senator Palpatine, SW: ROTS

Ouallada
"I. AM. BEOWULF!!" is the new "This is Spartaaaaa!". No prizes for the movie.

FistOfThe North
Originally posted by Ouallada
"I. AM. BEOWULF!!" is the new "This is Spartaaaaa!". No prizes for the movie.

haha. I agree..

I've been thinking about exactly that for the past week. Both are just so powerfully said..

FistOfThe North
"This is definetely the cup of the King of Kings"

- Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade



Holy Shnykies !!

- Tommy Boy

apoc001
It's not a tumor!
-Kindergarten Cop

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-The Princess Bride

Fat guy in a little coat...
-Tommy Boy

Sadako of Girth
"Tonya! Can you play the balalaika?"

"The is bat country!"

"We've got chicken tonight. Strangest
damn things, they're man-made."

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Face
Samuel Jackson Pulp Fiction "And I'll strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who tempt and try to poison my brothers and you will know my name is the lord"

"...When I lay my vengence upon thee."

Toku King
'The Speech' in "Full Metal Jacket".

Sweet Escape
"It was beauty that killed the beast."

"The Greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

Toku King
From "Pulp Fiction".


SJ - What does Marcellis Wallace look like?

Bret - What?

SJ - What country are you from?

Bret - What?

SJ - What ain't no country I have ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Bret - What?

SJ - English, mother****er! Do you speak it?!

Bret - Yes!

SJ - Then you know what I'm saying!

Bret - Yes!

SJ - Describe what Marcellis Wallace looks like!

Bret - What?

SJ - Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mother****er! Say what one more god damn time!

Bret - He's black.

SJ - Go on!

Bret - He's bald.

SJ - Does he look like a *****?

Bret - What?

SJ - *Shoots Bret in the leg* Does. He. Look. Like. A *****?!

Bret - No!

SJ - Then why you trying to **** him like a *****, Bret?

Bret - I didn't!

SJ - Yes you did! Yes you did Bret! You tried to **** him. Well, Marcellis Wallace don't liked to be ****ed by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the bible, Bret?

Bret - Yes.

SJ - Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekial 25, 7. *reciets passage*

Bret - YYRRRAAUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!

SJ - *Shoots Bret*

JediSamuraiMRB
"Crom...I've never prayed to you before. I've no tongue for it. No one not even you will remember whether we were good men or bad..Why we fought. Why we died. All that matters is two stood against many. Thats whats important. Valor pleases you Crom. Then grant me one request. Grant me reevenge. If you do not listen then the hell with you."

apoc001
Help me...
-The Fly

Release me.
-Independence Day

That's Clark, nice.
-Superman

FistOfThe North
Tom Cruise a.k.a. Lestat talking to Brad Pitt a.k.a. Louis / Interview With A Vampire"




"Life has no meaning anymore, does it...The wine sickens you. The food has no taste, there seems, no, reason, for any of it, does there?

But what if i could give it back to you. Pluck out the pain, and give you a new life. One you could never imagine. And it would be, for all time.

And sickness, and death, will never touch you again.

Don't be afraid......I'm going to give you the choice, I....never had.

(later;outside)

Have you said your goodbyes to the light?

Snafu the Great
"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."
- John Creasy (Denzel Washington), Man on Fire

"I...WISH...YOU...HAD...MORE TIME."
- John Creasy (Denzel Washington), Man on Fire

"Well hello Mister Fancy-pants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and Shit...and Jack just left town."
- Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell), Army of Darkness

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash. Housewares.
- from Army of Darkness

Ash: (voice-over) Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

Ash: Hail to the king, baby.

- from Army of Darkness

"All right you primitive screwheads, listen up. This is my BOOMSTICK!"
- Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell), Army of Darkness

"That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f-ck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
- Corporal Hudson (Bill Paxton), Aliens

"Those were $500 sunglasses, a-shole."
- Johnny Cage (Linden Ashby), Mortal Kombat

"Now who wants to go home...and who wants to go with me?!"
- Col. William F. Guile (Jean-Claude Van Damme), Street Fighter

"Are you man enough to fight with me?"
"Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed."
"You have made me a happy man."
"Next, I'll make you a dead one."
- Col. William F. Guile and General M. Bison (Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia), Street Fighter

"GTA, Motherfu-ker! (runs over the zombie) Oh, yeah! Ten points!"
- L.J. (Mike Epps), Resident Evil Apocalypse

"When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
- The Televangelist/Peter (Ken Foree), Dawn of the Dead (both verisons)

"This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!"
- Leonidas (Gerald Butler), 300

"Persians! (Spartans ready their spears) Come and get them!"
- Leonidas (Gerald Butler), 300

Snafu the Great
Snafu's quotes, Part II

"Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. (Shredder reaches for his knife) For when you die, it will be--(Shredder tosses the knife. Splinter catches the blade, releasing the spear and letting Shredder fall from the building and land in the back of a garbage truck)--without honor."
- Splinter (Kevin Clash), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones."
- Casey Jones (Elias Koteas), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"A city is made out of brick, great Pharoah. The strong make many, the starving make few, the dead make none. So much for accusations."
- Moses (Charlton Heston), The Ten Commandments

"You were the magician, Messala. You condemned me to the galleys. When my ship was sunk, I saved the consul's life."
- Judah Ben-Hur (Charlton Heston), Ben-Hur

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed; the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
- Darth Vader (James Earl Jones), Star Wars

"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!"
"I hate you!"
"You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!"
- Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker (Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen), Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

"You call this a diplomatic solution?"
"No. I call it aggressive negotiations."
- Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala (Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman), Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

FistOfThe North
(What the hell are you?) .......I'm Batman

Batman Begins



Com. Gordon: (I never said thank you)...............And you'll never have to..

Batman Begins



He is the chosen one...

The Matrix



"Judas, are you betraying the Son of Man with a kiss?"

Passion of the Christ




High Priest: I ask you one last time, are you the Christ, the Son of the Blessed One?"

Jesus:...........Yes. And in the future you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and coming down on the clouds of heaven."

High Priest: (slowly backs up shocked and whispers) blasphemy...(hysterically ripps shirt) Blasphemy!


Passion of the Christ

Snafu the Great

super pr*xy
"you can't handle the truth!" - a few good men

"i'm tired of these muthaf*ckin' snakes on this muthaf*ckin' plane!" - hmmm, where could i have gotten this one...

"unfortunately, no one can be told what the matrix is..." - and this one...

"your move, creep." - this one's from robocop.

and now, a littany of 300 lines...

"madness? this is sparta!"

"ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!"

"this is where we hold them! this is where we fight! this is where they die!"

"spartans, what is your profession?!?"

"that's an easy choice for us, arcadian! spartans never retreat! spartans never surrender!"

"our arrows will blot out the sun!
then we shall fight in the shade..."

"go! before we decide to make our wall just a little bit bigger..."

"remeber this day men, for it will be yours for all time!"

"give them nothing, but take from the everything!"

Snafu the Great
"'Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets.' Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets."
- Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin), The Hunt for Red October

"This is probably all some wild goose chase."
"Where you're going is the only place on earth where the geese chase you."
- Nick Van Owen and Ian Malcolm (Vince Vaughn and Jeff Goldblum), The Lost World: Jurassic Park

"Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster. Except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory."
- Seth Gecko (George Clooney), From Dusk Till Dawn

"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a ****in' bastard."
- Seth Gecko (George Clooney), From Dusk Till Dawn

"What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the ****in' day."
- Cameron Poe (Nicholas Cage), ConAir

"'The Statue of Liberty is kaput.' That's disconcerting."
- Captain Miller (Tom Hanks), Saving Private Ryan

"Your father was circumcised by my rabbi, you prick!"
- Mellish (Adam Goldberg), Saving Private Ryan

"Who do I have to fu*k to get off this boat?"
"I can get you off. Maybe not the boat. "
- Ellen Ripley and Johner (Sigourney Weaver and Ron Pearlman), Alien Resurrection

"Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one."
- Adele Rousseau (Agathe De La Boulaye), Alien vs Predator

"You were martyred?"
"That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to shit by big ****in' rocks."
- Bethany Sloane and Rufus (Linda Fiorentino and Chris Rock), Dogma

"Wait a minute. Christ. You know Christ?"
"Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!"
- Bethany Sloane and Rufus (Linda Fiorentino and Chris Rock), Dogma

"Oh Jesus, again Ben?"
"No, that's bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today! Ha-HA!"
- Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back

Snafu the Great
"The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...(one of the tablets falls and shatters)...oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"
- Moses (Mel Brooks), History of the World, Part One

"I smell something...bullshit."
- Sonya Blade (Bridgette Wilson-Sampras), Mortal kombat

"Kitana?"
"You wish."
- Sonya and Mileena (Sandra Hess and Dana Hee), Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

"What? I didn't have any corn!"
- Fat Bastard (Mike Myers), Austin Powers: Goldmember

"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse...Luca Brasi held a gun to the bandleader's head, and my father assured him that either his signature or his brains would be on the release."
- Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), The Godfather

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"
- Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), The Godfather, Part II

"Stick around."
- Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Predator

"Run! Get to the chopper!"
- Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Predator

"Doug. Honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweet heart? Sweet heart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!"
(Lori goes for her gun. Quaid shoots her dead.)
"Consider that a divorce."
- Douglas and Lori Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone), Total Recall

"You obviously..do not know...who you are FU*KING WITH! "
- Blade (Wesley Snipes), Blade II

"Hey, dick-face. You seen my dog?"
"Have you tried the lobby?"
- Jarko Grimwood and Hannibal King (Triple H and Ryan Reynolds), Blade: Trinity

FistOfThe North

Toku King
From "300".

"Give them nothing, but take from them everything!"

Snafu the Great
"Science comes first, but business comes a close fu*king second. "
- Abby (Naveen Andrews), Planet Terror

"Don't shoot yourself. Don't shoot each other. And especially...don't shoot me."
- Sheriff Hague (Michael Biehn), Planet Terror

"What happened to your mercy?"
"I'm a count, not a saint."
- Fernand Mondego and Edmond Dantes (Guy Pearce and Jim Cavizel), the Count of Monte Cristo

"I'm the Count of Monte Cristo. But my friends call me Edmond Dantes."
- Edmond Dantes (Jim Cavizel), the Count of Monte Cristo

"It's a means to an end, my white friend. A means to an end. See, I's can play house ****** till we get to where we're goin'. And then, the Day of the Dog begins."
- Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones (Ving Rhames), ConAir

"Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative."
- Preacher (LL Cool J), Deep Blue Sea

"Define 'interesting.'"
"'Oh, God, oh God, we're all going to die?'"
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn and Malcolm Reynolds (Alan Tudyk and Nathan Fillion), Serenity

"Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is."
- The Operative (Chiwetel Ejiofor), Serenity

"You want to talk to God? Let's go see Him together. I've got nothing better to do!"
- Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
- Maximus Decimus Meridius (Russell Crowe), Gladiator

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!"
- Gunny Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey), Full Metal Jacket

Mairuzu
Where we're going.... We dont need roads

Snafu the Great
Willie: Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?
Short Round: He no nuts. He's crazy!
Indiana Jones: Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali...IN HELL!
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Fedora: You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Colonel Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why? (slaps Henry with his glove) Why? (another slap) What are you hiding? (another slap)
Henry Jones: (catches Volgel's hand) It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

King Arthur: One, two, FIVE!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: THREE!
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Troy: F*ck Randy, F*ck Randy, and his high score! That's my own brother and I say *uck him!
- Snakes on a Plane

Neville Flynn: Hey, hey, we have to figure something out.
Rick: Alright, well I know what I've got to do. We're in a two-hundred foot aluminum tube and we're thirty thousand feet in the air, and any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.
- Snakes on a Plane

FistOfThe North
"If you let me go, I promise I won't kill you."

Arnold Schwarzenegger - True Lies



"Where is the woman?!" (Superman: far from here)
If you do not tell me where she is, I will hurt people ...! -shoots rays from hands at people-

Nuclear Man - Superman 4



"Behold. The Power of God." -turns staff into cobra-

Moses - The Prince of Egypt



"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."

Obi Wan - SW Ep.3 ROTS



"....And so it begins."

King Theoden - L.O.T.R. T.T.



"If he dies, he dies."

Drago - Rocky 4



(chokes)".................Frreeeedoooooooomm!!!!!"

William Wallace - Braveheart



"Jack? Jack is dead my friend.... You can call me, Joker. And as you can see, I'm alot happier. hehehehehahaha"

Joker - Batman '89

Neo Darkhalen
"I can't let you do that Dave."
"Were going to need a bigger boat"
"Who you gonna call, ghostbusters"
"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"
"Evil has come to your town sheriff"

Ect.

Snafu the Great
Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes:

"Hey, Benny! Screw you!"
- as Douglas Quaid, Total Recall

"Consider that a divorce."
- as Douglas Quaid, Total Recall

"You're fired."
- as Harry Tasker, True Lies

"First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck."
- as Harry Tasker, True Lies

John Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix. You did!"
John Matrix: "I lied."
- Commando

Cooke: "You scared motherfu*ker? Well you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass."
Matrix: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry!"
- Commando

"You're not sending me to the cooler."
- as Mr. Freeze, Batman and Robin

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom."
- as Mr. Freeze, Batman and Robin

"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!"
- As Mr. Freeze, Batman and Robin

Poison Ivy: "He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me..."
Mr. Freeze: "Not. Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last."
- Batman and Robin

"What a pain in the neck." (after killing Subzero)
"He had to split." (after killing Buzzsaw)
- as Ben Richards, The Running Man

"Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock."
- as Jericho Cane, End of Days

"Run! Get to the chopper! (although it sounds like 'RAHN! GET TO DA CHOPPA!)"
- as Dutch, Predator

"I need a vacation."
- as the Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day

FistOfThe North
There he is! That's him! That's, the Warrior!...He shot Cyrus! (man, you crazy man, i didn't do nothing) The Warriors did it! The Warriors did it!

The Warriors




Pack you things, were leaving this house in sixty seconds.

Tom Cruise - War of the Worlds




Wipe them out. All of them..

Senator Palpatine - SW Ep. 1 T.P.M.



What does he think I am, a schmuck on wheels? C'mon!

Maury - Goodfellas

FistOfThe North
My name is Darth Vader. I come from the planet Vulcan!


Marty McFly - Back to the Future

FistOfThe North
"What is The Matrix? (control..) The Matrix is a computer generated dream world, built to keep us under control, in order to change a human being, into this.." *shows battery


Morpheus

The Matrix

Snafu the Great

Pax Chizzic
That's no moon.
-Obi-Wan Kenobi

I'm standing here in pieces and you're having delusions of grandeur!
-C3P0

-It's a trap!
-Admiral Akbar

BoondockSaint
"Harry! You're hands are freezing!" - Lloyd Christmas to Harry Dunn

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin.' Pump and Dump." - Roy Munson's Landlord to Roy

Faith27
Run Forrest Run! from the movie Forrest Gump...

FistOfThe North
For fear of an alarm, a pissed off Lestat (Tom Cruise) breaks/cracks the neck of screaming old aristocrat woman in mid-17th century after Louis (Brad Pitt) refuses to kill her but kills/eats her dogs.


Lestat: You whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing rats and poodles!, you could have finished us both! (pushed Louis)

Louis : You condemed me to hell!

Lestat: I don't know any hell.

Snafu the Great
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom...so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
- Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Conan the Barbarian

"Knights! The gift of freedom is yours by right. But the home we seek resides not in some distant land, it's in us, and in our actions on this day! If this be our destiny, then so be it. But let history remember, that as free men, we chose to make it so!"
- Arthur Castus (Clive Owen), King Arthur

"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!' Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
- President Thomas Whitmore (Bill Pullman), Independence Day

"Bastard Son of Barney! (destroys the TV) Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! You illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf--ker!"
- Rainbow Randolph (Robin Williams), Death to Smoochy

regina414
Love means never having to say you're sorry.

-- Love Story (1970)

celestialdemon
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
-The Godfather Part II

The list is life.
-Schindler's List

As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster.
-Goodfellas

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.
-The Departed

Who the **** are you?
I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
-The Departed

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