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My baby got a flat tire today! cry

I drove him to church, and when we were walking back afterwards, my dad noticed that his rear passenger tire was flat! And so apparently, Brutus doesn't have a jack inside of him hmm Or something, so we go to the gas station to put some air in the tire, and I notice that there's a big screw stuck in the tire! So then we take him to the Wal mart mechanics, and they find out that he actually has 3 screws in his tire! And for some reason wal mart will only repair 2 screws/nails...(wtf?) So, we have to bring him to the dealer where we bought him because he's still under warranty, so I can get a new tire. Meanwhile, I have to ride on the spare, which is uber ugly, and now I have a dirty tire and Brutus' rim sitting on the back seat.

Take him to a pokemon centre quickly

pokemon? *shivers*

Brutus is not a pokeman mhm

pokemon? *hurls* STOP SAYING POKEMON!!!!

Originally posted by Naz
Brutus is not a pokeman mhm

He shoud be weep

thanx.

Originally posted by Naz
He's too cool to associate with that sort of riff raff mhm

Is that why he has 'pkmn4eva' tattooed on his ass?mhm

that would be terrible.

I will name my car *****

I named my truck gladys.

I don't name my cars ..

Originally posted by Razorscream
I don't name my cars ..
And yet you have a transformer sig. You should be ashamed! mhm

a flat tire? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


He was so young cry

Poor little Brutus.

My car needs new shoes now that I think about it.

Originally posted by BakaXero
And yet you have a transformer sig. You should be ashamed! mhm indeed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pokemon? *shivers*

Gotta catch em all

Et tu Brutu ermm

It's technically 'Brute', with an acute on the 'e'.

POKEMON

I dont speak latin.. I just know what the history books taught me, and it said:

"Et tu Brutu"

Originally posted by Darth Extecute
I dont speak latin.. I just know what the history books taught me, and it said:

"Et tu Brutu"

No, that's really most unlikely. As far as I am aware there is not Latin "u" ending.

That's what I said. It's 'e'.

http://www.oum.ox.ac.uk/thezone/animals/extinct/images/toad1b.jpg

Et tu Brute shrug

with an acute on the 'e' of course.

No, not really. Latin didn't have acute accents.

Update: Brutus still has his ugly spare on. We're going to the dealer tomorrow to fix him.

Yeah, it's Et tu Brute.

But Brutus hasn't betrayed me yet. Apparently I'm not a threat to Rome.

Kram3r screwed them.


Aha, etc.

shocklaugh What?

You named him Brutus?lol

I said Kram3r took his screw driver out while you were in church and screwed your tires.

That's what I said. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You named him Brutus?lol

I named my pillow Femme. Funny huh? haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You named him Brutus?lol

Yeah!

Originally posted by Barker
I said Kram3r took his screw driver out while you were in church and screwed your tires.

That's what I said. haermm

That Aussie bastard. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do you cuddle with her every night?haermm



Okay hun.

What!? it's a good name!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do you cuddle with her every night?haermm

I do more than cuddle. haermm

I think I'm gonna name my scooter Sandy.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I hope you wash her.haermm

Once a week. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why? How do you just get Brutus?


i got him right after having to read Julius Caesar for english class, and Brutus was my favorite chracter, so I started calling him that, and it kind of stuck

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Not enough.haermm

3 times a week then? haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Not enough.haermm



Okay although I gotta say I'd never wanna ride in a Brutus.lookaround

Blasphemey! Brutus is the best car eveah! oh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay although I gotta say I'd never wanna ride in a Brutus.lookaround

What would you say if someone was like "Wanna f*ck in Brutus?"

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Better.haermm



He already had a flat.nahuh

it wasn't his fault, Kramer screwed him! cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Better.haermm

I'll even use softener this time. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Better.haermm



He already had a flat.nahuh I have trouble reading a femmey post that has the word flat in it.