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I just had a customer who STANK....he smelled like a zombies a$$hole......dont these people know that they stink?

No...or they just don't care.

I had to actually hold my breath.

Next time have a can of air freshener ready. Then spray it in the air when they come by. Not at them of course. Maybe they'll get the message.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just had a customer who STANK....he smelled like a zombies a$$hole......dont these people know that they stink?


I think their just immune to their own smell. I've smelled some pretty stinky people.

sounds about right.

That's why I carry around a bottle of Febreze for random stinky people. I spray them

Originally posted by Leo.M
I've smelled some pretty stinky people.
Hot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just had a customer who STANK....he smelled like a zombies a$$hole......dont these people know that they stink?
At school my teacher for cookery smells like a rancid sack of pig sick digested twice. I hate her cooking and her smelly anal breath. i thought horseys like mints

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just had a customer who STANK....he smelled like a zombies a$$hole......dont these people know that they stink?

And you know what a zombie's a$$hole smells like because . . . .

People can't smell their own stink.

So they don't know.

Yeah. I don't like people who smell like wet dogs, either. I take great care in bathing myself. I expect others to do the same.

no way

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just had a customer who STANK....he smelled like a zombies a$$hole......dont these people know that they stink?
Been there, there was this girl who went to my school, she looked like an ape, and the stench was like if you went hiking every day for a week, never had deodorant and then drenched yourself in the scent of your armpits.

Would you do her?

I would.

Could I watch?

Yes, but you've been warned.

Can I invite a few close friends, too? Pwease?!

Why don't I just tape it instead?

That way I can't smell the sweat...

You're right! How stupid of me?

Friends, family, all are invited