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I went to a strip club yesterday and I dont know where to stare. Which one would you rather stare at?

Ass Crack Vs Cleavage

1st post.. guess what i went for heyfox

Umm, it's a strip club...stare at what you like best. If you're at a strip club and chose "Neither" you're gay.

the poon.

Ass

The boys in the crowd

Unless the boys are on stage

Originally posted by FoxMeister
1st post.. guess what i went for heyfox duh both?Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I went to a strip club yesterday and I dont know where to stare. Which one would you rather stare at?

Ass Crack Vs Cleavage yessteeks

Women one right?

If not run.

Unless your gay.

I'd Stare at it all. Never know when you'll see the real thing again. haermm

Originally posted by Tsure
I'd Stare at it all. Never know when you'll see the real thing again. haermm

Theres always the Internet.

Go on....whats it called, um Runescape. They think your a girl you get 30 requests for Cam to Cam.

Same if they think your a boy.

Originally posted by teh_perfection
Theres always the Internet.

Go on....whats it called, um Runescape. They think your a girl you get 30 requests for Cam to Cam.

Same if they think your a boy. Runescape? I actually never joined that. I have several friends who are members, but I always thought it was ****ing retarded. Now I know why they go on there all the time. haermm

Originally posted by teh_perfection
Women one right?

If not run.

Unless your gay. steeks

Originally posted by Tsure
Runescape? I actually never joined that. I have several friends who are members, but I always thought it was ****ing retarded. Now I know why they go on there all the time. haermm

I am ashamed.

But I went on there for a few months, annoying members, the game was good for a little bit.

Then I got myself banned. I am glad.

Originally posted by teh_perfection
I am ashamed.

But I went on there for a few months, annoying members, the game was good for a little bit.

Then I got myself banned. I am glad. How did you manage that one?

Originally posted by Tsure
How did you manage that one?

Someone hacked me and insulted the mods, I came on and was like WTF.

At the time I was annoyed but now I am grateful.

Never play Runescape. ever.

Originally posted by teh_perfection
Someone hacked me and insulted the mods, I came on and was like WTF.

At the time I was annoyed but now I am grateful.

Never play Runescape. ever. I don't ever plan to. It has to be going out of style soon anyway.

Oh I wish. I had a look the other day. Lots of rooms were full and they hold thousands of people.

I wish it would die.

Originally posted by teh_perfection
Oh I wish. I had a look the other day. Lots of rooms were full and they hold thousands of people.

I wish it would die. Me too. My one friend lives on there. It's pathetic.

stfu

Originally posted by Tsure
Me too. My one friend lives on there. It's pathetic.

It is if you spend all day on it.

He will get bored of it someday.

Get him banned and brake his spirits.

Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I went to a strip club yesterday and I dont know where to stare. Which one would you rather stare at?

Ass Crack Vs Cleavage

50 - 50 I'd say.

JJ7eXPuhhBo

I requested this song to be played as I watched Stephanie do her thing on the poll in the strip club (Crazy Horse the Gentlemen's club)

Originally posted by teh_perfection
It is if you spend all day on it.

He will get bored of it someday.

Get him banned and brake his spirits. He does. ALL day long. He has buddies on there. He's 18 for crying out loud.

3x3=9herbsmart

Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I went to a strip club yesterday and I dont know where to stare. Which one would you rather stare at?

Ass Crack Vs Cleavage

How the fuc.k could you forget teh pussy?

Originally posted by Tsure
He does. ALL day long. He has buddies on there. He's 18 for crying out loud.

18?

Oh shit. I was 15 and felt to old for it.

How does he cope?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
How the fuc.k could you forget teh pussy?

Seriously

Originally posted by teh_perfection
18?

Oh shit. I was 15 and felt to old for it.

How does he cope? I do not know. Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Seriously I thought your name was AbnormalButtStane when I first read it. haermm

Originally posted by Tsure
I do not know. I thought your name was AbnormalButtStane when I first read it. haermm

Get his account details and get him banned. If he is strong then he might feel like it is waste of time doing it again.

Originally posted by Tsure
I thought your name was AbnormalButtStane when I first read it. haermm





Either works.

Originally posted by teh_perfection
Get his account details and get him banned. If he is strong then he might feel like it is waste of time doing it again. I don't know. I never watched him play. ;POriginally posted by AbnormalButSane




Either works. I think I like your current one more since well...the other one would be hilarious.

Strippers are seckc! lfmwah

Originally posted by MR.Grum
3x3=9herbsmart

33, moron! dursideup

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
How the fuc.k could you forget teh pussy?

Thats because I dont use strippers for sex. I talk to drunken girls at the dance floor for the pussy.

Cheap bastard

BIIIIIIIID, you love boasting about your sex life, don't you? You're not Alfie mate and no one's sitting at home going ''Jesus, this guy must be a cut above the rest''. It's pathetic and I believe a lot of it to be lies, but who knows you could be a right player, still, don't talk about it so much. Your integrity disappears the minute your fingers touch the keys.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
You're not Alfie mate

I just spit my milk out from laughing.

Milk? o.O

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Ass

I wouldn't be in a strip club to begin with...so "neither" is my answer.

Originally posted by Naz
I wouldn't be in a strip club to begin with...so "neither" is my answer. your pants are on fire, Nazzy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
your pants are on fire, Nazzy.

Throw water on me! oh

Originally posted by Naz
I wouldn't be in a strip club to begin with...so "neither" is my answer.

Seeing as your a girl I am not surprised.

Originally posted by teh_perfection
Seeing as your a girl I am not surprised. a "girl" took me two weeks ago. she bought me a lap dance.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a "girl" took me two weeks ago. she bought me a lap dance.

Why the speech marks, were they a ladyboy?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a "girl" took me two weeks ago. she bought me a lap dance.

Really? You truly are a lucky man.

Originally posted by teh_perfection
Really? You truly are a lucky man. not really, she swings both ways.

Ah, does she look like a truck driver from Milton Keynes?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Ah, does she look like a truck driver from Milton Keynes? nah, she is very girly, very cute.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
BIIIIIIIID, you love boasting about your sex life, don't you? You're not Alfie mate and no one's sitting at home going ''Jesus, this guy must be a cut above the rest''. It's pathetic and I believe a lot of it to be lies, but who knows you could be a right player, still, don't talk about it so much. Your integrity disappears the minute your fingers touch the keys.
at first i didnt know alfie so i had to google the word alfie.
your right, Im no alfie. i get rejected by hundreds of women in the club before i even get to one of them, and i only talk about it because my day life is monotnous and boring if i take out the night life. my day life is boring home, work, eat sleep, poop rinse repeat is boring. so, there.

i cant talk about my night life at work because im gonna make sex jokes and that might become sexual harassment. and i lost my first job because i tell them sex jokes and encounters.

so i type it here because there are no consequences of losing anything valuable.

huh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not really, she swings both ways.

Ah, well at least you both got something out of it.

What ever she is shoving in my face at the time

Um do you mean Pitt the comic.

He ****ing pwns. Best Hulk copy ever.

Originally posted by teh_perfection
Best Hulk copy ever. pitt_fist

Its all good its all good.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
duh both?
NO

Originally posted by FoxMeister
NO

Straight girls would say that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
50 - 50 I'd say.

Stare at anything. Everything. That's the beauty of a strip club.

Some strippers are willing to do some prostitution business after the club, but it's pricey, because they will stay with you not just after 1 bust, instead, theyll stay with you till the sun rises up.

But before they set up the date for sex, strippers ask if the man is a cop, because they dont wanna get caught in the sting.

You should get a column:- ''BIIIIIIIIIIIIID's Anecdotal Bullshit and Street Lowdown.''

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
You should get a column:- ''BIIIIIIIIIIIIID's Anecdotal Bullshit and Street Lowdown.''

yea sometimes truth is unbelievable that you dont believe it. I mean who would believe that a stripper asks me if I am a cop.

Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I went to a strip club yesterday and I dont know where to stare. Which one would you rather stare at?

Ass Crack Vs Cleavage
cleavage every time. ass crack's a bit nastalicious for my tastes.

Originally posted by jinzin
cleavage every time. ass crack's a bit nastalicious for my tastes. its bootylicious

nah, the roundness is what makes th booty bootylicious.... too scrumptious full moons working in tandem to turn some heads and break some necks.
The ass crack however?
that's just funky, and not in the pleasant way.

Originally posted by jinzin
nah, the roundness is what makes th booty bootylicious.... too scrumptious full moons working in tandem to turn some heads and break some necks.
The ass crack however?
that's just funky, and not in the pleasant way.
Ha Ha you said "Scrumptious".

I probably wouldn't even look, unless a certain someone was at the stage, but not sure I'd even look then (but of different reasons).. Never liked those places..

Originally posted by Skeets
Ha Ha you said "Scrumptious".
hehe