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Simple enough. What do you read, if anything, while doing your business on the toilet?

I usually read my video game magazines, like EGM and Game Informer. Also, I frequently bring my collections of Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. Currently, I am reading George Carlin's latest gem "When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops?" It's not his best book, in my opinion, but it is still hilarious and brutal.

Sometimes, if it's going to be that kind of day, I bring with me the big daddy: The Houston Chronicle.






Am I sharing too much with you people?

And for those of you wondering, No, I am not currently in my bathroom.

I read my comics, or mangas, or any other nerd reading material.


Except Pokemon, because thats gay.

Cosmo

Viz, music magazines and most recently On Politics - Aristotle.

I just go in with my ipod....ermmnone

Originally posted by Thorrin
I read my comics, or mangas, or any other nerd reading material.


Except Pokemon, because thats gay.

Sometimes I'll bring my laptop with me and Google. ermmsrug

Google= Porn. Hope you got a cover for your laptop screen.

I used to bring in the Bathroom reader's thing with all the little stories in it, but now I just bring in my Ipod.

I don't read on the crapper, thank you very much.

Originally posted by Thorrin
I read my comics, or mangas, or any other nerd reading material.


Except Pokemon, because thats gay. Also I take my iPod and PSP. All depends.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Google= Porn. Hope you got a cover for your laptop screen.

Nah, I actually go to bored.com and mess around with stupid stuff.

If I'm reading a book at the time, I'll bring that in or else it's Sports Illustrated/Game Informer.

I can't get into novels while on the toilet, for some reason.

I don't poop/pee

Glamour. Anything within range.

Sometimes I play Pokemon in there. I caught a shiny Caterpie in there back in the G/S days.

Sometimes I catch myself reading the shampoo bottles and toothpaste tubes if I forget to bring reading material.

^ Knew I wasn't the only one

Pert Plus and Colgate have some good labels.

Originally posted by Impediment
Sometimes I catch myself reading the shampoo bottles and toothpaste tubes if I forget to bring reading material.
Whatever's in the cabinet.

I dont read...I just hurry up and get it done so I can get out.

I don't read anything

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
I don't read anything

Quick, someone please make a comment about this sentence.

y would you read in the bathroom??

That went right over your head.

There's always one......ermm

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
y would you read in the bathroom??

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
y would you read in the bathroom??

Relaxes the bowels.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Relaxes the bowels.

You hit the nail on the head, sir.




Hustler, however, does not relax the bowels. ermm

I look at the wall, I look at the floor, I look at the ant trails, I look at shampoos toothpaste soaps and their catchlines while listening to PSP mp3 love song and sing along with it. (few times) and then turn the bidet (or dog's water fountain) to clean my ass then get up look at the shit i made, before i flush it i say to myself quietly nuclear launched detected then FLUSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS!

psm magazine.

if i don't bring along my Nintendo DS, i usually read Newsweek, tv guide or a videogame mag...

spliff weekly

Archie comics are especially good.

Currently re-reading the Star Wars Vehicles and Vessles Guide.

Opinion pieces in newspaper supplements are always good.

I just finished Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin. R.I.P.

Originally posted by Impediment
Simple enough. What do you read, if anything, while doing your business on the toilet?

I usually read my video game magazines, like EGM and Game Informer. Also, I frequently bring my collections of Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. Currently, I am reading George Carlin's latest gem "When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops?" It's not his best book, in my opinion, but it is still hilarious and brutal.

Sometimes, if it's going to be that kind of day, I bring with me the big daddy: The Houston Chronicle.






Am I sharing too much with you people?

Same as you. I have a stack of EGM's and PC Gamers that I read.

Playboy, penthouse magazines...

http://www.matthewhunt.com/blog/images/themagnafarta.jpg
http://www.amazon-bargains.co.uk/uploaded_images/The%20Alphabet%20of%20Manliness-786268.jpg

2 genius pieces of toilet reading material

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Playboy, penthouse magazines...

Classy.

How people have time to read on the toilet is beyond me, I'm much to busy with my rightful duty.

Heh.

Doody.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Playboy, penthouse magazines...


See, I can't do that. I'd get horny and have to snap one off. It'd take me that much more longer to get my business done.

Originally posted by Impediment
Heh.

Doody. Ya caught it!

Originally posted by Impediment
Simple enough. What do you read, if anything, while doing your business on the toilet?

I usually read my video game magazines, like EGM and Game Informer. Also, I frequently bring my collections of Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. Currently, I am reading George Carlin's latest gem "When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops?" It's not his best book, in my opinion, but it is still hilarious and brutal.

Sometimes, if it's going to be that kind of day, I bring with me the big daddy: The Houston Chronicle.






Am I sharing too much with you people?

I read anything within reach.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I read anything within reach. Ditto.

Which is The Real Frank Zappa Book

I usually just play on my phone. N Gage games are awesome.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Ditto.

Which is The Real Frank Zappa Book

srug I've read the toothpaste tube like 10 times.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
srug I've read the toothpaste tube like 10 times. This is a disgusting topic. ermmeek

Originally posted by Ax3l
This is a disgusting topic. ermmeek

Must be why I like talking about it. hmm

nothing, usually.

My laptop...as a matter of fact my sphincter just released the monster.

I don't read anything when I go to the toilet.
But I do bring mah iPod or Notebook with me