DIVORCE equals FREEDOM?????

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vinz07
What are the reasons why COUPLE divorced????guys, i want your brilliant IDEAS about this issue.... rolling on floor laughing

Da Rev
Mostly because there wasn't any love in the relationship to begin with.

Röland
Sex life sucks, they realize they rushed it, financial problems, can't stand each other anymore, infidelity.

Rogue Jedi
or maybe the woman became an attention seeking ****.

Da Rev
Its usually the womans fault. They're all sluts.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its usually the womans fault. They're all sluts. men can be sluts too.

Da Rev
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
men can be sluts too. Thats stupid.

teh_perfection
I am actually offended lol.

I am male but mine got devorced because of domestic abuse.

We are all evil bastrads.

vinz07
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or maybe the woman became an attention seeking ****.

sometimes....or they find another person that they love for the rest of their life....or they are not satisfied with their partner.... wink wink

Grinning Goku
If I say yes, will you stop making these threads?

Scythe
Because daddies hit mommies.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Scythe
Because daddies hit mommies. hello, daddy.

Röland
Originally posted by Scythe
Because daddies hit mommies.

Then mommies tell the kids to finish their dinner and daddie's hand slipped.

teh_perfection
laughing out loud

Grinning Goku

Röland
Originally posted by vinz07
sometimes....or they find another person that they love for the rest of their life....or they are not satisfied with their partner.... wink wink

That's bullshit and if people had any dignity they wouldn't marry someone unless they were completely sure about it.

Da Rev
Originally posted by Scythe
Because daddies hit mommies. Only when pissed off at mommies for being stupid stupid skanks.

Grinning Goku
LOL, he said skanks.

Scythe

Da Rev
Originally posted by Scythe
I'll hit all of you! I love you.

Grinning Goku
I'll hit you with my cock.

Röland
Originally posted by Scythe
I'll hit all of you!

I'll block it with my Helmet of Justice.

Scythe
Originally posted by Da Rev
I love you.

Say that when?!

Da Rev
Originally posted by Scythe
Say that when?! Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'll hit you with my cock.

Scythe

Grinning Goku
Pussies are nice.

Röland
Originally posted by Scythe
Tell me you once loved me!!

Maybe, like 10 years ago.

Scythe

vinz07
Meet the women you had divorced here..maybe..we dont know....just drop by to my signature to learn more......

Röland
Originally posted by Scythe
I'll kill you!

Not unless I kill you first!

Scythe
I wanna meet my ex-wife on KMC. Find out she's FUZE...














bleh...

vinz07
Really!!!!!thats your ex wife....?????small world

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by vinz07
Really!!!!!thats your ex wife....?????small world laughing

Scythe
Yeah, she married me when she bonked me in the head, raped me with her penis, then stole my coupons...

vinz07
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
laughing


why are you laughing????? wink

Shelbert Lemon
Im divorced. Yay for being a statistic!

Scythe
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Im divorced. Yay for being a statistic!

Yeah, let that be a lesson to everyone, never marry the dead corpses Scythe brings over from the "store"...

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by vinz07
why are you laughing????? wink because I can, and its free.

vinz07
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
because I can, and its free.

So you will marry a woman then if you get tired of her, you just left here with the tears in her eyes...Get divorce....coz its free?????????

Shelbert Lemon
Divorce isnt free and you are a strange male creature.

vinz07
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Divorce isnt free and you are a strange male creature.

yeah..exactly..its not free....just use my signature to know more....

Barker
America: Land of the Divorce, future home of Kram3r.

vinz07
Hahahaha...really...absolutely....some countries they don't practice divorce....they respect the sanctity of marriage....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Barker
America: Land of the Divorce, future home of Kram3r. OMG kr3mer is gonna REPRODUCE here. confused

vinz07
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OMG kr3mer is gonna REPRODUCE here. confused


hahahahahaha laughing GO AHEAD....we dont care....

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by vinz07
yeah..exactly..its not free....just use my signature to know more.... why is that link in your sig?

Rogue Jedi
because he does crack.

gingercaily
some reasons maybe one of them have 3rd party. some guys hurt their wife physically..so rude..

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by gingercaily
some reasons maybe one of them have 3rd party. some guys hurt their wife physically..so rude.. women do the same. psychological abuse is worse, I KNOW personally.

vinz07
yeah , you know this personally coz you did it....

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by vinz07
What are the reasons why COUPLE divorced????guys, i want your brilliant IDEAS about this issue.... rolling on floor laughing

Things didn't work out.. Lack of communication.. Not enough love.. They were too optimistic..

Rogue Jedi
immaturity, lack of loyalty, selfishness.

vinz07
Make this thread longer and express your thoughts here.. Use my signature below...

Syren

Rogue Jedi
people do indeed change. I know this better than most.

Röland
Originally posted by Syren
My parents married young (her 20, him 21), had children young and remained married for 10 years. They grew as people and divorced because they'd changed and were only staying together towards the end because of me and my brother.

They were sure when they married, or as sure as they could have been. But over time their perspectives changed and I suppose they became incompatible.

So, it's not really bullshit, is it? Rose-coloured glasses smile

I guess.....

I kind of rambled on anyway.

Syren

Naz
I read this thread, and it seems the general, though not ever put into words, consensus is that all marriages will fail ermm At least that's what I got from reading.

teh_perfection
Originally posted by Naz
I read this thread, and it seems the general, though not ever put into words, consensus is that all marriages will fail ermm At least that's what I got from reading.

Not all marriages. confused

Lots but not all. cool

PITT_HAPPENS

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Naz
I read this thread, and it seems the general, though not ever put into words, consensus is that all marriages will fail ermm At least that's what I got from reading.

Prolly.

JacopeX
Originally posted by vinz07
What are the reasons why COUPLE divorced????guys, i want your brilliant IDEAS about this issue.... rolling on floor laughing There is no reason, the only conclusion is that the couple fails miserably to the point where all the kisses, romance, dates, wedding bills they put through goes all the way down the shitter. Pathetic.

pepperjeff
If freedom equals paying your former spouse and lawyers so many dollars each month, then I agree in all cases.

vinz07
In US, divorce was accepted unlike other countries dont...just visit my signature to know more.........

Shelbert Lemon
your sig is stupid

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
America: Land of the Divorce, future home of Kram3r.

I only came in here because I heard Barker mentioned me in school this morning. It was after first period and this forum member came up to me and goes "Barker mentioned you in some divorce thread." and I was like "It wouldn't be the first time. haermm". And no Barker, it wasn't the Asian kid, although he did catch my bus this morning. I pushed him a side so I could sit down. haermm

Also, I f*cking love you for saying that. no expression

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OMG kr3mer is gonna REPRODUCE here. confused

Yeah probably a couple or so times. haermm

Rogue Jedi
keep your cross breeds away from my frig, byatch.

Kram3r
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
keep your cross breeds away from my frig, byatch.

Australian-Americans = FTW. haermm

Tattoo
Originally posted by Kram3r
Australian-Americans = FTW. haermm

Ameristralians. mad

Kram3r
Originally posted by Tattoo
Ameristralians. mad

Of course, I love that word. 131wank

vinz07
Originally posted by Kram3r
I only came in here because I heard Barker mentioned me in school this morning. It was after first period and this forum member came up to me and goes "Barker mentioned you in some divorce thread." and I was like "It wouldn't be the first time. haermm". And no Barker, it wasn't the Asian kid, although he did catch my bus this morning. I pushed him a side so I could sit down. haermm

Also, I f*cking love you for saying that. no expression



Yeah probably a couple or so times. haermm


who is this Asian KID?

Kram3r
Originally posted by vinz07
who is this Asian KID?

DW, long story. haermm

Razorscream
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its usually the womans fault. They're all sluts.

Nope, you're not stereotypically sexist at all. sad

gingercaily
do you have some evidence to prove that its usually womans fault bcoz they're all sluts? be careful on your words coz you might offending some womens..

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kram3r
DW, long story. haermm and you are coming to live here.....glad I am moving. wink

ADarksideJedi
One word money!jm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
One word money!jm one word: womenarecrazytheysaytheywantonethingthemtheychange
theirmindstheymanipulareustwistusaroundtheirfinger
sthenbreakourheartsandleave.

Silent Dreams
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
one word: womenarecrazytheysaytheywantonethingthemtheychange
theirmindstheymanipulareustwistusaroundtheirfinger
sthenbreakourheartsandleave.

Not all women are like that.

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Silent Dreams
Not all women are like that.

That's true.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Silent Dreams
Not all women are like that. I was kidding. hello? wink

Silent Dreams
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was kidding. hello? wink

Hello blushing

Rogue Jedi
yes

Silent Dreams
Originally posted by vinz07
What are the reasons why COUPLE divorced????guys, i want your brilliant IDEAS about this issue.... rolling on floor laughing

My Ex-Husband cheated on me with his secretary. And I decided that I would rather be free then live a life full of lies and deceit

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Silent Dreams
My Ex-Husband cheated on me with his secretary. And I decided that I would rather be free then live a life full of lies and deceit I feel that.

vinz07
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I feel that.


i guess your affected with this...its not divorce but totally CHEATED!!!!

Shelbert Lemon
wacko

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Silent Dreams
My Ex-Husband cheated on me with his secretary. And I decided that I would rather be free then live a life full of lies and deceit

Ouch.

Secretus
Well you know there's rules about cheating, loopholes to be exact.

BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
divorce is divorce is divorce and freedom is freedom is freedom

divorce cost lots of money and you do not have freedom from paying the lawyers for settling the cost. You do not have the freedom from paying child support alamoni(sp)
divorce does not equal freedom. divorce sucks and freedom is great. sucks does not equal great.

Röland
Originally posted by Secretus
Well you know there's rules about cheating, loopholes to be exact.

No. There isn't.

Shelbert Lemon
I paid for my divorce. It isnt cheap.

Secretus

Röland
Originally posted by Secretus
A couple of samples ..


1) It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.

2) Let's say you were sleeping with two girls at the same time. It wouldn't be cheating, because they would cancel each other out.

3) If you're too wasted to remember, it's not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.



Learn these rules, live by them.

Just stupid excuses people use to cheat.

Don't steal from Road Trip. stick out tongue

Grinning Goku
I could actually enjoy using that shit.

Secretus

Röland
Originally posted by Secretus
Damn you Roland!

jlaugh

Secretus
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I could actually enjoy using that shit.

There's more. Feel free to Pm me for further info. My new book is only $19.95. It's called "How Cheaters Prosper".

vinz07
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was kidding. hello? wink

some women are like that....

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by vinz07
some women are like that.... Like what?

vinz07
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Like what?

some are CHEATERS....

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by vinz07
some are CHEATERS.... some men are cheaters too...

vinz07
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
some men are cheaters too...

by the way NOT SOME but MOST women are cheaters according to my instinct...

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by vinz07
by the way NOT SOME but MOST women are cheaters according to my instinct... Women cheated on you then I assume.

vinz07
we need not to argue..we will learn parenting divorce online..kindly visit my signature....thanks

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by vinz07
we need not to argue..we will learn parenting divorce online..kindly visit my signature....thanks who is argueing? ermm

vinz07
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
who is argueing? ermm

ok
smile

Shelbert Lemon
confused

Silent Dreams
Originally posted by Secretus
Well you know there's rules about cheating, loopholes to be exact.

There is no real excuse why you should cheat. If you do not want to be in the relationship anymore. End it first, then move on.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Silent Dreams
There is no real excuse why you should cheat. If you do not want to be in the relationship anymore. End it first, then move on.

Da Rev
Originally posted by Silent Dreams
There is no real excuse why you should cheat. If you do not want to be in the relationship anymore. End it first, then move on. Sometimes, its just plain fun.

Silent Dreams
But is it fun for the person who is being cheated on.

Da Rev
Originally posted by Silent Dreams
But is it fun for the person who is being cheated on. If its a 3 some

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Da Rev
Sometimes, its just plain fun. says the person who has never had their heart broken.

Da Rev
lols at ur payne

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