top 1000 quotes ever stated

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miss_swann
Hi everyone, I was wondering if you could help me!!!!!! I need a lot of quotes around 265 so if anyone knew any from movies like potc, harry potter, and king arthur and then just random ones I would appreciate it soooooooooooo much! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!

Tsure
"Nobody move, I've dropped my brain." -Cap'n Jack Sparrow. no expression

I do believe this is also in the wrong forum.

Bardock42
"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"No, I am your father."

"May the force be with you"

"One Ring to Rule them all."

"This is the day you'll always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"

"I am gay" - Harry Potter

Darth Extecute
"Messenger Boy: The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man i've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles: Thats why no-one will remember your name."

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Tsure
"Nobody move, I've dropped my brain." -Cap'n Jack Sparrow. no expression

I do believe this is also in the wrong forum.

Da Rev
"Taco's are only best when the bridge is over troubled water.

Barker
"So my brother....

Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now. no expression"

- Tsure, 2007

Da Rev
Originally posted by Barker
"So my brother....

Was watching porn earlier. I knew he was, but my parents didn't. Well they bust him, but everyone including me was suprised. It was gay porn. :O My brother attracts all the ladies and crap, so that was the reason it was a flipping shocker. I don't know if I can even talk to him now. no expression"

- Tsure, 2007 Thats a classic. Right next to "Y'allz Idietz"

Barker
Originally posted by Da Rev
Thats a classic. Right next to "Y'allz Idietz"
And close to "hey", by FUZE.

Da Rev
Originally posted by Barker
And close to "hey", by FUZE. AKA The day that Ruined KMC.

PITT_HAPPENS

Barker
Originally posted by Da Rev
AKA The day that Ruined KMC.
KMC is like a human, and FUZE is like a blood cell that annoys all the other cells.

Haha, what the ****.

Da Rev
Originally posted by Barker
KMC is like a human, and FUZE is like a blood cell that annoys all the other cells.

Haha, what the ****. KMC is more of an Internet forum, and FUZE is like an annoying member, and such.

Herpes?

Barker
Originally posted by Da Rev
KMC is more of an Internet forum, and FUZE is like an annoying member, and such.

Herpes?
I mistyped the whole sentence.

I think the mummies had herpes.

Da Rev
Originally posted by Barker
I mistyped the whole sentence.

I think the mummies had herpes.

Edit?

I doubt it. They're a clean people.

Barker
Originally posted by Da Rev
Edit?

I doubt it. They're a clean people.
Can't be assed.

Not hersepshit or whatever her name is.

Röland
"(Insert KMC Name) just comes."

- Barker

Vinny Valentine
"My Penis is Bigger then Barkers, and that's all that matters" -Neil Green

Da Rev
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"My Penis is Bigger then Barkers, and that's all that matters" -Neil Green Where'd you get that from? The Big Book of Lies? haermm

Barker

TRH
etc

Barker
13

TRH
Originally posted by Barker
13 131

Barker
13roll

TRH
Originally posted by Barker
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Barker
313

TRH
Originally posted by Barker
313 Originally posted by TRH
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Röland
Originally posted by Barker
I sleep from about 5 to 10. Just had some Pizza. jwank

Barker
31

Bicnarok

Naz
"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"

darthivader
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"

"Hell wants me, Heaven won't take me, Earth needs me" Constantine, I believe.

Da Rev
"I just drank 5 beers"

Da rev

mitchum
Originally posted by Da Rev
"I just drank 5 beers"

Da rev "<3"

Da Rev

Skeets
"For Barkdonalds, it's not about being the biggest; it's about being the best."- Things that Barker be sayin to get the pussy!

-Skeets.

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Barker
"I hate you all!"

"Hey, we hate you too, ****! No, no, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine?"

- Family Guy

gingercaily

Skeets
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Tsure
"What's your brother's number?" -Barker '07-

stuwienl
''Yippee ki yay, m*therf*cker.''

- Die Hard

Secretus
It's a fact. It's the greatest city in the history of mankind. Discovered by the Germans in 1904. They named it San Diago which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

-Ron Burgundy

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