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Well, I had my cast shortened today. The 4-5 words I said were...

*buzzes off cast*

Woohoo!

*scratches arm*

Oh yeah!

*moves elbow that has been in full-arm cast for 4 weeks*

Damn...

*puts on a smaller cast*

Shit...

My itches can be scratched, and I have more use of my arm, but my elbow hurts! The muscles in my arm have taken a nap. I tried to hold my arm up and it shuddered like the Star Tours simulator.

Stop your bitchin' Rexster, or I'll break your other arm.

listen to the wanna be Viking from Minnesota

nice going rex

That arm still giving you gyp? Maybe you should get a new one.

yeah..i hear they make good models there....u can even bend them.

To! I don't want another broken arm! This one is bad enough!

go fetch us a beer then

why don't you go fetch some gallons of beer... you gotta carry em with both your arms

I'll take the truck...

na-ah walk you must ... steer you can't

You're right...I need two hands for that.

happy

mmmmm...beer!mmmmmmmmmmm

have you collected the beeeeeerrrrr jet??

do it or we'll brake your other arm!

I'll just rebuild my play-doh arm.

and what about your play-doh head

let's squish him

Did I mention I'm dried play-do? Why squish me when you can crumble me?

why keep you when we can throw you away

Because I can talk and you can sell me to a museum instead.

why should they want garbage