If Pokemon was real, which one would you want?

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JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again and WHY?.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. laughing out loud

teh_perfection
OMFG Can they be teh rares???

Is so MOOtwo!!

PITT_HAPPENS
Which ever had the most meat so I could kill it and eat it big grin

LethalFemme
This thread will be turned into which pokemon Barker hasn't molested in a minute.ermm

MR.Grum
Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. laughing out loud id choose primape so we could spar all day and have angry seckssteeks

PITT_HAPPENS
Originally posted by LethalFemme
This thread will be turned into which pokemon Barker hasn't molested in a minute.ermm laughing

Röland
Barker hasn't molested Magmar.

chillmeistergen
Dragonaut, they're chillers.

mitchum
Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. laughing out loud All of them. All of teh pokemons.

teh_perfection
Magmar, isn't he teh gay?

I am catching on lol.

JacopeX
Originally posted by MR.Grum
id choose primape so we could spar all day and have angry seckssteeks You dirty boy.

Vinny Valentine
Alakhazam.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Alakhazam.

Where would you put the spoons?lookaround

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
laughing

lfeyes

Grinning Goku
Mew.

Tattoo
Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again and WHY?.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. laughing out loud

Do they have a Pokemon that spits out 87 grade gasoline? If so I want that one. ermm

Wild-Cherry
Dragonite big grin

MR.Grum
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where would you put the spoons?lookaround



lfeyes id call him spoon and make him feed me cereal

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where would you put the spoons?lookaround



lfeyes

I'd put them to good use.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Dragonite big grin hes a ***** who would want a ***** pokemon

Lana
I'd say Togepi. It's cute stick out tongue

Originally posted by Tattoo
Do they have a Pokemon that spits out 87 grade gasoline? If so I want that one. ermm

That'd be awesome...

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again and WHY?.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. laughing out loud

Ditto.. Clearly Ditto..

2D_MASTER
http://www.trsrockin.com/images/richjessie.jpg

I'd take her. ^

WrathfulDwarf
Jigglypuff...

Goodbye to insomnia for ever!

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'd put them to good use.

I hope you at least wash them when you're done.sly

JacopeX
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Jigglypuff...

Goodbye to insomnia for ever! You would get PWNED every night at the same time. big grin

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I hope you at least wash them when you're done.sly

Only if you lick something.

On me.

And it's not ice cream.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Only if you lick something.

On me.

And it's not ice cream.

I'm intrigued go on.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by JacopeX
You would get PWNED every night at the same time. big grin jiggs can bite me i would poke it with a pin

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm intrigued go on.

Well, It's my penis vin

I felt like being blunt haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well, It's my penis vin

I felt like being blunt haermm

Put Da Rev's penis on it and we have a deal.haermm

MR.Grum
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Put Da Rev's penis on it and we have a deal.haermm id pay to see that

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Put Da Rev's penis on it and we have a deal.haermm

I would say mine's better.

And I've seen his 13

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I would say mine's better.

And I've seen his 13

I didn't ask all that.sly

Rodgort
Originally posted by LethalFemme
This thread will be turned into which pokemon Barker hasn't molested in a minute.ermm laughing

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I didn't ask all that.sly

So I've noticed someone hasn't been man of the month before sly

Ken would not be happy

SelinaAndBruce
I would want Pikachu or Mew because they are cute and i'm kind of shallow like that

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Rodgort
laughing if you want to know its Dunsparce

teh_perfection
Originally posted by SelinaAndBruce
I would want Pikachu or Mew because they are cute and i'm kind of shallow like that

Mew can give you anything can't he?

I might choose him actually. stick out tongue

MR.Grum
Originally posted by SelinaAndBruce
I would want Pikachu or Mew because they are cute and i'm kind of shallow like that they are rats though

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Rodgort
laughing

flirt

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So I've noticed someone hasn't been man of the month before sly

Ken would not be happy

So many men so few months.lookaround

Tattoo
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So I've noticed someone hasn't been man of the month before sly

Ken would not be happy

What about me?

teh_perfection
I am intrigued by the conversation.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by teh_perfection
I am intrigued by the conversation. arnt we all

Rodgort
Originally posted by LethalFemme
flirt vin

RogerRamjet
Cameltoemon

MR.Grum
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
Cameltoemon ~digimon~

MR.Grum
Originally posted by MR.Grum
~digimon~ good choice though

Röland
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
Cameltoemon

Wasn't that guy in Mega-Man?

Sanctuary
Dragonair, Mew, Horsea or Pikachu. no expression

RogerRamjet

MR.Grum
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i don't know...but that would be the pokemon i'd like to hunt down.. and bone?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Dragonair, Mew, Horsea or Pikachu. no expression

If it shits on the carpet we're gonna kill it and eat it for dinner.no expression

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by MR.Grum
and bone?

i really don't have to state the obvious on that one, right?

MR.Grum
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i really don't have to state the obvious on that one, right? nope i love to ruin jokes

Lana
Originally posted by MR.Grum
they are rats though

Mew is a cat...

teh_perfection
Its not. Its some phycic little creature isn't it?

Meowths the cat I am guessing. hehe.

Tattoo

Lana
Originally posted by teh_perfection
Its not. Its some phycic little creature isn't it?

Meowths the cat I am guessing. hehe.

There's more than one cat Pokemon.

And Mew looks more like a cat than Pikachu looks like a mouse, anyway.

teh_perfection
Originally posted by Lana
There's more than one cat Pokemon.

And Mew looks more like a cat than Pikachu looks like a mouse, anyway.
There is?

I must be out of touch.

I think Pikachu looks more like a hamster.

DarkC
Mew.

SelinaAndBruce
Originally posted by MR.Grum
they are rats though
Mew is a kitty cool

teh_perfection
Are you sure?

Da Rev
None. They're annoying as ****

BlaxicanHydra
Why do so many people choose Mew? Mew's a fagg0t b!tch, Mew-two is better, and wins a ton of Vs. fights in the VG vs.

Da Rev
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Why do so many people choose Mew? Mew's a fagg0t b!tch, Mew-two is better, and wins a ton of Vs. fights in the VG vs. Its sad that you know that.

Röland
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its sad that you know that.

laughing

JacopeX
Originally posted by LethalFemme
If it shits on the carpet we're gonna kill it and eat it for dinner.no expression No, please. sad

BlaxicanHydra
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its sad that you know that.

Why is it sad that I know that he wins a lot of fights in that forum? Is it said to be able to read?

JacopeX
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Why is it sad that I know that he wins a lot of fights in that forum? Is it said to be able to read? I wonder myself. confused

§P0oONY
Geodude... He's a floating rock.... **** yeah!

Menetnashté
Blastoise, he's got ****in' cannons on his back!

ADarksideJedi
Pickatu or whatever that yellow thing that Ash carrys around.Not sure why.jm

Grinning Goku
*Pickachu*

Menetnashté
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Pickatu or whatever that yellow thing that Ash carrys around.Not sure why.jm Originally posted by Grinning Goku
*Pickachu*
It's Pikachu...

AngryManatee
I'd take a Daishi from Mechwarrior and smash the **** out of all of them

Da Rev

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by AngryManatee
I'd take a Daishi from Mechwarrior and smash the **** out of all of them

chillmeistergen
I've changed my mind, it'd be Dugtrio.

Ronny
Charizard!

Barker
It's all about Teddiursa w/ Quick Claw, rejects.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Barker
It's all about Teddiursa w/ Quick Claw, rejects.

It's just like you to go for the infants.sly

Impediment
Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again and WHY?.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. laughing out loud

I choose the Pokemon that washes my car, vacuums my floor, and makes my alcoholic beverages.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Impediment
I choose the Pokemon that washes my car, vacuums my floor, and makes my alcoholic beverages.

She knows other things as well.lookaround

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4726/38817c9a9ek4.jpg

Impediment
Originally posted by LethalFemme
She knows other things as well.lookaround

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4726/38817c9a9ek4.jpg

hmm Does she swallow, though?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Impediment
hmm Does she swallow, though?

Sorry she's a spitter.erm

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
She knows other things as well.lookaround

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4726/38817c9a9ek4.jpg

Why is she grabbing her boob?

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
To get you hot.sly

It's not working, her face is a different color then her hands. WTF?! no expression

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Maybe she's wearing gloves. Sleep with her and find out.ermm

She looks scary. cry

Rogue Jedi
a pokeslut?

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a pokeslut?

Pikachu gave her the shocker!

ZING!

Naz
The horsey one that's on fire. yes

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just do it already.sly

Don't pressure me! no expression

Rogue Jedi

Silent Dreams
Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again and WHY?.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. laughing out loud Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again and WHY?.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. laughing out loud

Articuno.

BakaXero
Arceus > Mewtwo
Arceus > Deoxys
Mewtwo = Deoxys

I hate anything with a scratch attack... to many scratches as it is.

hmm.... Kangaskhan?

Vinny Valentine
Who the **** would want Pikachu?

It's a rodent that would shit lightning bolts on your carpet.

HOW DO YOU CLEAN UP LIGHTNING BOLTS?!

Sure as hell not with Bounty.

BakaXero
with a highly conductive broomstick with a negative charge?

Tsure
Blaziken. no expression

Clovie
psyduck

JacopeX
Originally posted by LethalFemme
She knows other things as well.lookaround

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4726/38817c9a9ek4.jpg http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani122.gif

Nah, Mr. Mime can clean your house, cook, and feed the Barker. no expression

BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
The granade looking pokeball and i want a million of it and use them as an ammo or sell it to the military. Do pokemon's breed within its own species? if they do then i would farm pokeball granades sell it to the military make money and spend the money on strippers and hookers no expression

FoxMeister
If i did i wouldnt have one i would.... wait for it

CATCH THEM ALL

Barker
Originally posted by JacopeX
http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani122.gif

Nah, Mr. Mime can clean your house, cook, and feed the Barker. no expression
Mr. Mime sucks ass, what the **** is wrong with you?

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Mr. Mime sucks ass, what the **** is wrong with you?

*cough*

"On KMC/Internet leave until I finish Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows *haermm, *jwank*, *13*, *kram3r*, etc etc etc"

Barker
I don't have that sort of willpower.

I just came to check some Pkmn stuff on some site, and I got side tracked and just came to KMC to see what was going on in the OTF.

Someone on this computer downloaded the Deathly Hallows pictures, and I'm about to open then and read it. Stop me.

plzkthx

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
I don't have that sort of willpower.

I just came to check some Pkmn stuff on some site, and I got side tracked and just came to KMC to see what was going on in the OTF.

Someone on this computer downloaded the Deathly Hallows pictures, and I'm about to open then and read it. Stop me.

plzkthx

Delete the pictures before you open them.

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Neg.

That person will whine and complain.

Maybe I'll go play some Pkmn to take my mind off things.

Or you could just not open them. jlaugh

lord xyz

Röland
Originally posted by lord xyz
Then how did he get those burn marks? herbnone

Cooking? herbeyes

JacopeX
Oh Noes

you are on a rampage!

Geek.mike
Charzord. Or bubazor cause they sing.

whitewolfgurl
Definitely Charizard...he can breath fire AND fly. I would fly around on his back and toast my enemies! laughing stick out tongue

AOR
Maybe one of eve's evolutionary forms. Jolteon probably. srug

JacopeX
Originally posted by whitewolfgurl
Definitely Charizard...he can breath fire AND fly. I would fly around on his back and toast my enemies! laughing stick out tongue Not if Pikachu can help it. evil face

Xerus
Nidoking or Gengar. O:
They're both awesome and they're both purple.

Hidden Lotus
charizard
he'll fukin roast any muthafuker that gets in his muthafukin way

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