what was your dream job when you were small!?

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Spliffman
I wanted to be a postbox!!

how bout you dudes and dudettes?

mitchum
I wanted to be a giant. That's why I used to put on my mom's high heels.

blue_ocean
I used to dream to become a nurse because i want to help those who are sick. Isn't that sweet ;p

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
I wanted to be a giant. That's why I used to put on my mom's high heels.

Thats hot. I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up, mitchem.

Wild-Cherry
I wanted to work with dolphins and be a professional horse ride angel

I do both of those fear What now....? hmm

Spliffman
Originally posted by blue_ocean
I used to dream to become a nurse because i want to help those who are sick. Isn't that sweet ;p

not as sweet as the postbox my dude!

Da Rev
Dr. Jan Itor

AngryManatee
I wanted to be a cardiologist or fly F-14s

Spliffman
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I wanted to work with dolphins and be a professional horse ride angel

I do both of those fear What now....? hmm

postbox!

mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Thats hot. I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up, mitchem. You spelled my name wrong.

Go **** yourself.

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Spliffman
postbox! ftw! w00t

Röland
I wanted to be a Marine.

mitchum
Originally posted by Da Rev
Dr. Jan Itor It's a Scrubs joke, only I got it.

Da Rev
Originally posted by mitchum
It's a Scrubs joke, only I got it. Thats okay. I wasn't going for laughs.

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by mitchum
I wanted to be a giant. That's why I used to put on my mom's high heels.


Ghey.

Grinning Goku
Anyhoo, I wanted to be a cartoonist. I still do, actually. I also wanted to be a scientist, an archaeologist and a Ninja Turtle. And as a side-note, who never wanted to be Superman or Batman at some point?

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
You spelled my name wrong.

Go **** yourself.

You have so many names it's hard to keep track. Let me demonstrate ..

Villy Vinneli, -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-, Wingman, Citizen Dildo, Sir.Psycho.Sex, Hans Moleman, Detect. Scrotes, Butt Naked, MASTERdeBATER, Drunken Jesus

If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here. Bring it ..

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Anyhoo, I wanted to be a cartoonist. I still do, actually. I also wanted to be a scientist, an archaeologist and a Ninja Turtle. And as a side-note, who never wanted to be Superman or Batman at some point? I wanted to be a ninja cat who faught along side the ninja turtles for a while embarrasment

Punkyhermy
i wanted to be an animator for the longest time.no expression

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I wanted to be a ninja cat who faught along side the ninja turtles for a while embarrasment

Nothing to be embarrassed about. You're among friends here.

http://foolishpeople.typepad.com/foolishpeople/images/geek.jpg evil face evil face

Da Rev
Next page w00t

mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
You have so many names it's hard to keep track. Let me demonstrate ..

Villy Vinneli, -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-, Wingman, Citizen Dildo, Sir.Psycho.Sex, Hans Moleman, Detect. Scrotes, Butt Naked, MASTERdeBATER, Drunken Jesus

If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here. Bring it .. That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong, jerk. All you have to do is look to your left a little and voila.. the correct spelling of my name. Moron!

Spliffman
lets do this!! football

JacopeX
I wanted to be a super hero.

smile

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong, jerk. All you have to do is look to your left a little and voila.. the correct spelling of my name. Moron!

Take me to pleasure town.

mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Take me to pleasure town. That's getting old. A one day thing's fine, but now you just took it too far.

Da Rev
Originally posted by mitchum
That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong

Are you drunk?

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by mitchum
That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong, jerk. All you have to do is look to your left a little and voila.. the correct spelling of my name. Moron!

Hey, hey. No need to get all combative, feller. How be we all calm down and you come back to my trailer for some B, B & B, Beer, Baseball and Buttsecks.

http://photo.thetechzone.com/data/500/1574Redneck.jpg

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
That's getting old. A one day thing's fine, but now you just took it too far.

Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.

mitchum
Originally posted by Da Rev
Are you drunk? Not yet, btu i can ess why yuio think that.

Da Rev
Originally posted by mitchum
Not yet, btu i can ess why yuio think that. Its because of all of the type-o's and/or because you're an idiot.

mitchum
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Hey, hey. No need to get all combative, feller. How be we all calm down and you come back to my trailer for some B, B & B, Beer, Baseball and Buttsecks.

http://photo.thetechzone.com/data/500/1574Redneck.jpg I hate baseball.

mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it. Is that from Anchorman?

mitchum
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its because of all of the type-o's and/or because you're an idiot. problyba the scond part.

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
Is that from Anchorman?

I dutn knwo. Yuo tell meh,

mitchum
Triple post people.

Da Rev
Originally posted by mitchum
problyba the scond part. Alright.

Spliffman
Originally posted by mitchum
problyba the scond part.

thats it I HAVE HAD ENOUGH

I'm gettin drunk with you man!!

mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
I dutn knwo. Yuo tell meh, Yes?

mitchum
Originally posted by Spliffman
thats it I HAVE HAD ENOUGH

I'm gettin drunk with you man!! Please don't.

Shelbert Lemon
a lawyer

Spliffman
Originally posted by mitchum
Please don't.

t00 ltae mna

guy222
Originally posted by Spliffman
I wanted to be a postbox!!

how bout you dudes and dudettes?

basketball player

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
Yes?

No, you're wrong. Take another shot.

mitchum
Originally posted by Spliffman
t00 ltae mna No, see now you;r just makeing a fol of yourself

mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
No, you're wrong. Take another shot. Nah.

Don't care.

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
Nah.

Don't care.

Orly?

Originally posted by mitchum
That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong, jerk. All you have to do is look to your left a little and voila.. the correct spelling of my name. Moron!


Originally posted by mitchum
That's getting old. A one day thing's fine, but now you just took it too far.


Originally posted by mitchum
Nah.

Don't care.

You just got on the rag I bet. I hear it only lasts a week ..

mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Orly?









You just got on the rag I bet. I hear it only lasts a week .. I have no idea what you're talking about, mainly because I don't care and lost interest.

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
I have no idea what you're talking about, mainly because I don't care and lost interest.

Side effects from menstruation .. Ask the other girls, I'm pretty sure.

mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Side effects from menstruation .. Ask the other girls, I'm pretty sure. See, again, with the not knowing what you're talknig about thing. You don't make sense, ever.

Grinning Goku
You guys suck when you fight.

mitchum
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You guys suck when you fight. GO **** YOURSELF!!!

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
See, again, with the not knowing what you're talknig about thing. You don't make sense, ever.

Thanks.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You guys suck when you fight.

I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover.

mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Thanks.



I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. You're welcome.

<3.

Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
GO **** YOURSELF!!!


Don't mind him, he's on the rag.

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Secretus
Thanks.



I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover.


Are you a good lover? wink

Secretus
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Are you a good lover? wink

Ask Mitchums girlfriend ..sorry thats right, he doesnt have one.


<3.

mitchum
Burn.

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by mitchum
Burn.

mitchum
Wait.

Hey!

Not cool.

Council#13
Originally posted by Spliffman
I wanted to be a postbox!!

how bout you dudes and dudettes?

Hmm, and I thought that my wanting to be a firetruck was bad....

PiruBlood
i wanted to be megatron.

PITT_HAPPENS
I'm still working on mine, an artist and animator smile

PiruBlood
all jokes aside i do indeed make hiphop beats. i can make between 100 bucks to 500 bucks pending on the artist.

LethalFemme
Doctor/actress/dancer/president.lol

PITT_HAPPENS
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Doctor/actress/dancer/president.lol eek! that would be one hell of a job smile

Da Rev
Stay at home dad, while Lethal brought home the bacon with her Doctor/Actress/Dancer/President job.

PiruBlood
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Doctor/actress/dancer/president.lol






: pulls out a stack:

LethalFemme
Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
eek! that would be one hell of a job smile

I could technically do all four of them.hmm

Originally posted by Da Rev
Stay at home dad, while Lethal brought home the bacon with her Doctor/Actress/Dancer/President job.

Our kids would be the sex.lfmwah

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could technically do all four of them.hmm



Our kids would be the sex.lfmwah Its true. They would be the sexiest kids ever.

We'd have to keep Barker/Kram3r away. haermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its true. They would be the sexiest kids ever.

We'd have to keep Barker/Kram3r away. haermm

Add Mist/Backfire/Thorrin.haermm

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Add Mist/Backfire/Thorrin.haermm And Vinny. haermm

Impediment
FBI Agent. hysterical

SpadeKing

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
And Vinny. haermm

Most Canadians in general.haermm

Originally posted by Impediment
FBI Agent. hysterical

You working for the man?nahuh

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Most Canadians in general.haermm



You working for the man?nahuh We might as well keep them inside until they are ready for college ermhappy

Barker
Zoo Keeper / Fire Fighter. herbnone

Zoo Keeper because I liked bears, I have no idea why the hell I wanted to fight fires.
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its true. They would be the sexiest kids ever.

We'd have to keep Barker/Kram3r away. haermm
Would you do them up in Bear costumes? haermm

SpadeKing
and what do you know about THE man

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
We might as well keep them inside until they are ready for college ermhappy

Let's have secks to seal the deal.ermmhappy

Da Rev
Originally posted by Barker

Would you do them up in Bear costumes? haermm

Only for pictures, not for your pedo pleasures haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Let's have secks to seal the deal.ermmhappy

I am not a machine, woman. sly

Okay, maybe once...or twice more.....okay 5 more times..

Röland
Originally posted by SpadeKing
I knew I wasn't the only one!!! people called me crazy ermm

It was my dream, then I blew out my knee my Senior year, so I can't even try to do it now.

Rogue Jedi
baseball player.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev




I am not a machine, woman. sly

Okay, maybe once...or twice more.....okay 5 more times..

I can fix that.sly

Eight that's my final offer.

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I can fix that.sly

Eight that's my final offer. 8 or more? eek! Because I can do more sly

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
8 or more? eek! Because I can do more sly

Fine but, I'm on top the first four times.eek! Then we'll rotate.sly

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine but, I'm on top the first four times.eek! Then we'll rotate.sly I wouldn't have it any other way. 'Cept doggytyle.

SpadeKing

Röland
Originally posted by SpadeKing
I gave up on that the second I saw clips of marine training and shootouts in iraq erm

I guess now I am glad I ended up not going, because I probably would have died, but it was always something I wanted. I thought those Dress Blues were the greatest thing in the world.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
I wouldn't have it any other way. 'Cept doggytyle.

Sounds doable. It was nice doing business with you Mr. Rev.sly

BobbyD
Originally posted by Spliffman
I wanted to be a postbox!!

how bout you dudes and dudettes?

A fireman, or (good) cowboy. smile

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sounds doable. It was nice doing business with you Mr. Rev.sly Hooray. Alex is happy. Literally. sly

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
Hooray. Alex is happy. Literally. sly

I'm just tickled pink.sly

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm just tickled pink.sly Proof? sly

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm just tickled pink.sly

That's not all that you have that is pink. crylaugh haermm

The Pict
For ages I wanted to be an archaeologist.

Da Rev

LethalFemme

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
This is good enough.sly

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2121/pinklingeriebear48733dlv9.jpg



Where did you come from?haermm *sigh* I guess.

Röland
Originally posted by Da Rev
PG-13 pluz. Kthnx

Psssh. Says the guy who is cybering Femme.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where did you come from?haermm

Out of the sky. jockey

Da Rev

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sowwy.weep



We're not cybering. We're having and in depth discussion.haermm

So that's what they call it now? haermm

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sowwy.weep



We're not cybering. We're having and in depth discussion.haermm I tak of ur shrt an c ur buubs. i lyk tehm dey r nyce. lyk bhags uf snad.

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Since 1895.haermm



ur pns b lyk a rck n lok lyk a htdgg

crylaugh

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Since 1895.haermm



ur pns b lyk a rck n lok lyk a htdgg u wna do it no lyk a ofise dsk lyk i m @ werk

LethalFemme

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
mwah



dn sum1 wil wlk n n ctch es n wel hv a 3sme s lng s ets nut rlnd r brkr f ets krmr3 tahn i wul alow et

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
s lng s ets nut rlnd r brkr f ets krmr3 tahn i wul alow et

k bt ef ets km3r thn i gt 2 st un hm frst.

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
k bt ef ets km3r thn i gt 2 st un hm frst. n3g lyk w r maryed s u du meh furst

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
n3g lyk w r maryed s u du meh furst

bt wht wil he du jus wtch?

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
bt wht wil he du jus wtch? u haf mor tahn 1 hol rite

LethalFemme
ey culd sy teh sme bout u.sly

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
ey culd sy teh sme bout u.sly pluz dunt menshun taht 2 krmr

LethalFemme
fne bt he hs 2 du smethng

Da Rev
2 u rite?

LethalFemme
ef he mst.

Da Rev
o eh mst n nw w e mst gt strtd n haf sum fun

LethalFemme
tk uf ur shrt kthnx

Da Rev
m y shrt wus nvr un bby

LethalFemme
ops mai bd

Da Rev
ts o k bt u haf 2 tak of ur shrt n sned m e pcs pluz

LethalFemme
u lyk s o wsh

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
u lyk s o wsh dunt mak eme bg

LethalFemme
ey lyk whn ur un ur nes

Da Rev
i thut u wer alrdy no ur nes becuz we wer duin 4play

i cna gt un ma nes tho f et wuld gt eme a nudee pc uf u

LethalFemme
dunt u lyk hv a fnce?

Da Rev
s he lyks 2 c u nekid

LethalFemme
seh gts dwn lyk dat?

Da Rev
ya hse dus n she lyks t wen u du it rite new

LethalFemme
ey dunt rly no hur dat wel.

Da Rev
wel hur buubs r beg 2

Sweet Escape
I wanted to be a Marine Biologist geek

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
wel hur buubs r beg 2

hw swt uf u 2 ntce

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
hw swt uf u 2 ntce That one actually took me a while to figure out laughing

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
That one actually took me a while to figure out laughing

Really? When you said "buubs" for a minute I was like wtf.laughing out loud

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Really? When you said "buubs" for a minute I was like wtf.laughing out loud Oh, we are a delight laughing out loud

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
Oh, we are a delight laughing out loud

I love us.crytissue

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love us.crytissue This is what I was trying to say. Our kids would rock. yes

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
This is what I was trying to say. Our kids would rock. yes

they'd definitely would have a terrific warped sense of humour and their hair would be godly.droolio

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
they'd definitely would have a terrific warped sense of humour and their hair would be godly.droolio They would rule the earth. Than my son could become president, and tell me the truth behind Roswell.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
They would rule the earth. Than my son could become president, and tell me the truth behind Roswell.

Our daughter would cure aids and end world famine by feeding all the homeless to the hungry.ermmhappy

Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Our daughter would cure aids and end world famine by feeding all the homeless to the hungry.ermmhappy That is the sexiest thing ever ermmnone

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
That is the sexiest thing ever ermmnone

Let's make babies.ermmnone

Da Rev
We might have to take this to PM ermmnone

LethalFemme
Is it ban worthy?ermmnone

Da Rev
Hmm....If you want it to be sly naughty

miss_swann
Originally posted by Da Rev
We might have to take this to PM ermmnone

maybe just... lol

AbnormalButSane
To marry a doctor. no expression

LoneUnknown
To be a vet but once my grades started slipping I realised it wasn't gonna happen.

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