what was your dream job when you were small!?
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Spliffman
I wanted to be a postbox!!
how bout you dudes and dudettes?
mitchum
I wanted to be a giant. That's why I used to put on my mom's high heels.
blue_ocean
I used to dream to become a nurse because i want to help those who are sick. Isn't that sweet ;p
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
I wanted to be a giant. That's why I used to put on my mom's high heels.
Thats hot. I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up, mitchem.
Wild-Cherry
I wanted to work with dolphins and be a professional horse ride
I do both of those fear What now....? hmm
Spliffman
Originally posted by blue_ocean
I used to dream to become a nurse because i want to help those who are sick. Isn't that sweet ;p
not as sweet as the postbox my dude!
AngryManatee
I wanted to be a cardiologist or fly F-14s
Spliffman
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I wanted to work with dolphins and be a professional horse ride
I do both of those fear What now....? hmm
postbox!
mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Thats hot. I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up, mitchem. You spelled my name wrong.
Go **** yourself.
Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Spliffman
postbox! ftw! w00t
Röland
I wanted to be a Marine.
mitchum
Originally posted by Da Rev
Dr. Jan Itor It's a Scrubs joke, only I got it.
Da Rev
Originally posted by mitchum
It's a Scrubs joke, only I got it. Thats okay. I wasn't going for laughs.
Grinning Goku
Originally posted by mitchum
I wanted to be a giant. That's why I used to put on my mom's high heels.
Ghey.
Grinning Goku
Anyhoo, I wanted to be a cartoonist. I still do, actually. I also wanted to be a scientist, an archaeologist and a Ninja Turtle. And as a side-note, who never wanted to be Superman or Batman at some point?
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
You spelled my name wrong.
Go **** yourself.
You have so many names it's hard to keep track. Let me demonstrate ..
Villy Vinneli, -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-, Wingman, Citizen Dildo, Sir.Psycho.Sex, Hans Moleman, Detect. Scrotes, Butt Naked, MASTERdeBATER, Drunken Jesus
If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here. Bring it ..
Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Anyhoo, I wanted to be a cartoonist. I still do, actually. I also wanted to be a scientist, an archaeologist and a Ninja Turtle. And as a side-note, who never wanted to be Superman or Batman at some point? I wanted to be a ninja cat who faught along side the ninja turtles for a while
Punkyhermy
i wanted to be an animator for the longest time.
Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I wanted to be a ninja cat who faught along side the ninja turtles for a while
Nothing to be embarrassed about. You're among friends here.
http://foolishpeople.typepad.com/foolishpeople/images/geek.jpg
mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
You have so many names it's hard to keep track. Let me demonstrate ..
Villy Vinneli, -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-, Wingman, Citizen Dildo, Sir.Psycho.Sex, Hans Moleman, Detect. Scrotes, Butt Naked, MASTERdeBATER, Drunken Jesus
If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here. Bring it .. That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong, jerk. All you have to do is look to your left a little and voila.. the correct spelling of my name. Moron!
Spliffman
lets do this!! football
JacopeX
I wanted to be a super hero.
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong, jerk. All you have to do is look to your left a little and voila.. the correct spelling of my name. Moron!
Take me to pleasure town.
mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Take me to pleasure town. That's getting old. A one day thing's fine, but now you just took it too far.
Da Rev
Originally posted by mitchum
That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong
Are you drunk?
Grinning Goku
Originally posted by mitchum
That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong, jerk. All you have to do is look to your left a little and voila.. the correct spelling of my name. Moron!
Hey, hey. No need to get all combative, feller. How be we all calm down and you come back to my trailer for some B, B & B, Beer, Baseball and Buttsecks.
http://photo.thetechzone.com/data/500/1574Redneck.jpg
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
That's getting old. A one day thing's fine, but now you just took it too far.
Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.
mitchum
Originally posted by Da Rev
Are you drunk? Not yet, btu i can ess why yuio think that.
Da Rev
Originally posted by mitchum
Not yet, btu i can ess why yuio think that. Its because of all of the type-o's and/or because you're an idiot.
mitchum
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Hey, hey. No need to get all combative, feller. How be we all calm down and you come back to my trailer for some B, B & B, Beer, Baseball and Buttsecks.
http://photo.thetechzone.com/data/500/1574Redneck.jpg I hate baseball.
mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it. Is that from Anchorman?
mitchum
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its because of all of the type-o's and/or because you're an idiot. problyba the scond part.
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
Is that from Anchorman?
I dutn knwo. Yuo tell meh,
mitchum
Triple post people.
Da Rev
Originally posted by mitchum
problyba the scond part. Alright.
Spliffman
Originally posted by mitchum
problyba the scond part.
thats it I HAVE HAD ENOUGH
I'm gettin drunk with you man!!
mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
I dutn knwo. Yuo tell meh, Yes?
mitchum
Originally posted by Spliffman
thats it I HAVE HAD ENOUGH
I'm gettin drunk with you man!! Please don't.
Spliffman
Originally posted by mitchum
Please don't.
t00 ltae mna
guy222
Originally posted by Spliffman
I wanted to be a postbox!!
how bout you dudes and dudettes?
basketball player
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
Yes?
No, you're wrong. Take another shot.
mitchum
Originally posted by Spliffman
t00 ltae mna No, see now you;r just makeing a fol of yourself
mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
No, you're wrong. Take another shot. Nah.
Don't care.
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
Nah.
Don't care.
Orly?
Originally posted by mitchum
That doesn't prevent yo frmo spelling my name wrong, jerk. All you have to do is look to your left a little and voila.. the correct spelling of my name. Moron!
Originally posted by mitchum
That's getting old. A one day thing's fine, but now you just took it too far.
Originally posted by mitchum
Nah.
Don't care.
You just got on the rag I bet. I hear it only lasts a week ..
mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Orly?
You just got on the rag I bet. I hear it only lasts a week .. I have no idea what you're talking about, mainly because I don't care and lost interest.
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
I have no idea what you're talking about, mainly because I don't care and lost interest.
Side effects from menstruation .. Ask the other girls, I'm pretty sure.
mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Side effects from menstruation .. Ask the other girls, I'm pretty sure. See, again, with the not knowing what you're talknig about thing. You don't make sense, ever.
Grinning Goku
You guys suck when you fight.
mitchum
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You guys suck when you fight. GO **** YOURSELF!!!
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
See, again, with the not knowing what you're talknig about thing. You don't make sense, ever.
Thanks.
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You guys suck when you fight.
I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover.
mitchum
Originally posted by Secretus
Thanks.
I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. You're welcome.
<3.
Secretus
Originally posted by mitchum
GO **** YOURSELF!!!
Don't mind him, he's on the rag.
Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Secretus
Thanks.
I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover.
Are you a good lover?
Secretus
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Are you a good lover?
Ask Mitchums girlfriend ..sorry thats right, he doesnt have one.
<3.
Grinning Goku
Originally posted by mitchum
Burn.
mitchum
Wait.
Hey!
Not cool.
Council#13
Originally posted by Spliffman
I wanted to be a postbox!!
how bout you dudes and dudettes?
Hmm, and I thought that my wanting to be a firetruck was bad....
PiruBlood
i wanted to be megatron.
PITT_HAPPENS
I'm still working on mine, an artist and animator
PiruBlood
all jokes aside i do indeed make hiphop beats. i can make between 100 bucks to 500 bucks pending on the artist.
LethalFemme
Doctor/actress/dancer/president.lol
PITT_HAPPENS
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Doctor/actress/dancer/president.lol
that would be one hell of a job
Da Rev
Stay at home dad, while Lethal brought home the bacon with her Doctor/Actress/Dancer/President job.
PiruBlood
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Doctor/actress/dancer/president.lol
: pulls out a stack:
LethalFemme
Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
that would be one hell of a job
I could technically do all four of them.hmm
Originally posted by Da Rev
Stay at home dad, while Lethal brought home the bacon with her Doctor/Actress/Dancer/President job.
Our kids would be the sex.lfmwah
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could technically do all four of them.hmm
Our kids would be the sex.lfmwah Its true. They would be the sexiest kids ever.
We'd have to keep Barker/Kram3r away. haermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its true. They would be the sexiest kids ever.
We'd have to keep Barker/Kram3r away. haermm
Add Mist/Backfire/Thorrin.haermm
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Add Mist/Backfire/Thorrin.haermm And Vinny. haermm
Impediment
FBI Agent. hysterical
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
And Vinny. haermm
Most Canadians in general.haermm
Originally posted by Impediment
FBI Agent. hysterical
You working for the man?nahuh
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Most Canadians in general.haermm
You working for the man?nahuh We might as well keep them inside until they are ready for college ermhappy
Barker
Zoo Keeper / Fire Fighter. herbnone
Zoo Keeper because I liked bears, I have no idea why the hell I wanted to fight fires.
Originally posted by Da Rev
Its true. They would be the sexiest kids ever.
We'd have to keep Barker/Kram3r away. haermm
Would you do them up in Bear costumes? haermm
SpadeKing
and what do you know about THE man
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
We might as well keep them inside until they are ready for college ermhappy
Let's have secks to seal the deal.ermmhappy
Da Rev
Originally posted by Barker
Would you do them up in Bear costumes? haermm
Only for pictures, not for your pedo pleasures haermm
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Let's have secks to seal the deal.ermmhappy
I am not a machine, woman. sly
Okay, maybe once...or twice more.....okay 5 more times..
Röland
Originally posted by SpadeKing
I knew I wasn't the only one!!! people called me crazy ermm
It was my dream, then I blew out my knee my Senior year, so I can't even try to do it now.
Rogue Jedi
baseball player.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
I am not a machine, woman. sly
Okay, maybe once...or twice more.....okay 5 more times..
I can fix that.sly
Eight that's my final offer.
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I can fix that.sly
Eight that's my final offer. 8 or more?
Because I can do more sly
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
8 or more?
Because I can do more sly
Fine but, I'm on top the first four times.
Then we'll rotate.sly
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine but, I'm on top the first four times.
Then we'll rotate.sly I wouldn't have it any other way. 'Cept doggytyle.
Röland
Originally posted by SpadeKing
I gave up on that the second I saw clips of marine training and shootouts in iraq
I guess now I am glad I ended up not going, because I probably would have died, but it was always something I wanted. I thought those Dress Blues were the greatest thing in the world.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
I wouldn't have it any other way. 'Cept doggytyle.
Sounds doable. It was nice doing business with you Mr. Rev.sly
BobbyD
Originally posted by Spliffman
I wanted to be a postbox!!
how bout you dudes and dudettes?
A fireman, or (good) cowboy.
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sounds doable. It was nice doing business with you Mr. Rev.sly Hooray. Alex is happy. Literally. sly
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
Hooray. Alex is happy. Literally. sly
I'm just tickled pink.sly
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm just tickled pink.sly Proof? sly
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm just tickled pink.sly
That's not all that you have that is pink. crylaugh haermm
The Pict
For ages I wanted to be an archaeologist.
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
This is good enough.sly
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2121/pinklingeriebear48733dlv9.jpg
Where did you come from?haermm *sigh* I guess.
Röland
Originally posted by Da Rev
PG-13 pluz. Kthnx
Psssh. Says the guy who is cybering Femme.
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where did you come from?haermm
Out of the sky. jockey
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sowwy.weep
We're not cybering. We're having and in depth discussion.haermm
So that's what they call it now? haermm
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sowwy.weep
We're not cybering. We're having and in depth discussion.haermm I tak of ur shrt an c ur buubs. i lyk tehm dey r nyce. lyk bhags uf snad.
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Since 1895.haermm
ur pns b lyk a rck n lok lyk a htdgg
crylaugh
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Since 1895.haermm
ur pns b lyk a rck n lok lyk a htdgg u wna do it no lyk a ofise dsk lyk i m @ werk
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
mwah
dn sum1 wil wlk n n ctch es n wel hv a 3sme s lng s ets nut rlnd r brkr f ets krmr3 tahn i wul alow et
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
s lng s ets nut rlnd r brkr f ets krmr3 tahn i wul alow et
k bt ef ets km3r thn i gt 2 st un hm frst.
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
k bt ef ets km3r thn i gt 2 st un hm frst. n3g lyk w r maryed s u du meh furst
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
n3g lyk w r maryed s u du meh furst
bt wht wil he du jus wtch?
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
bt wht wil he du jus wtch? u haf mor tahn 1 hol rite
LethalFemme
ey culd sy teh sme bout u.sly
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
ey culd sy teh sme bout u.sly pluz dunt menshun taht 2 krmr
LethalFemme
fne bt he hs 2 du smethng
Da Rev
o eh mst n nw w e mst gt strtd n haf sum fun
LethalFemme
tk uf ur shrt kthnx
Da Rev
m y shrt wus nvr un bby
Da Rev
ts o k bt u haf 2 tak of ur shrt n sned m e pcs pluz
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
u lyk s o wsh dunt mak eme bg
LethalFemme
ey lyk whn ur un ur nes
Da Rev
i thut u wer alrdy no ur nes becuz we wer duin 4play
i cna gt un ma nes tho f et wuld gt eme a nudee pc uf u
LethalFemme
dunt u lyk hv a fnce?
Da Rev
s he lyks 2 c u nekid
LethalFemme
seh gts dwn lyk dat?
Da Rev
ya hse dus n she lyks t wen u du it rite new
LethalFemme
ey dunt rly no hur dat wel.
Da Rev
wel hur buubs r beg 2
Sweet Escape
I wanted to be a Marine Biologist
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
wel hur buubs r beg 2
hw swt uf u 2 ntce
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
hw swt uf u 2 ntce That one actually took me a while to figure out
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
That one actually took me a while to figure out
Really? When you said "buubs" for a minute I was like wtf.
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Really? When you said "buubs" for a minute I was like wtf.
Oh, we are a delight
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
Oh, we are a delight
I love us.crytissue
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love us.crytissue This is what I was trying to say. Our kids would rock.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
This is what I was trying to say. Our kids would rock.
they'd definitely would have a terrific warped sense of humour and their hair would be godly.droolio
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
they'd definitely would have a terrific warped sense of humour and their hair would be godly.droolio They would rule the earth. Than my son could become president, and tell me the truth behind Roswell.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
They would rule the earth. Than my son could become president, and tell me the truth behind Roswell.
Our daughter would cure aids and end world famine by feeding all the homeless to the hungry.ermmhappy
Da Rev
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Our daughter would cure aids and end world famine by feeding all the homeless to the hungry.ermmhappy That is the sexiest thing ever ermmnone
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Da Rev
That is the sexiest thing ever ermmnone
Let's make babies.ermmnone
Da Rev
We might have to take this to PM ermmnone
LethalFemme
Is it ban worthy?ermmnone
Da Rev
Hmm....If you want it to be sly naughty
miss_swann
Originally posted by Da Rev
We might have to take this to PM ermmnone
maybe just... lol
AbnormalButSane
To marry a doctor.
LoneUnknown
To be a vet but once my grades started slipping I realised it wasn't gonna happen.
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