Hellboy, Beatrix Kiddo, Gandalf the White, and Darth Vader Vs. Godzilla Vs. Hulk

Fun times!
It's the reason they don't allow rocket-launchers in movie theatres. I wish the same could be said about cell-phones.

In Kaiju tradition, Godzilla dramatically arrives in San Francisco Bay and begins trashing the city. The Hulk arrives on the scene out of sheer story convenience and the two green behemoths begin an epic battle that threatens lives and property.

Now in M. Night Shyamalan style plot-twist, the unlikely team up of Hellboy, Gandalf the White, Beatrix Kiddo [Kill Bill's the Bride], and Darth Vader.

🤣

i think together they could pull it off. gandalf fought off a balrog which is pretty damn impressive. vader is powerful as shit. hellboy is tough also. kiddo just shoots at both not affecting either or. 🤣

I know she's superfluous, but I love Uma Thurman 😉 You have to admit Kill Bill kicked @$$!!!

Originally posted by BlackJackal
I know she's superfluous, but I love Uma Thurman 😉 You have to admit Kill Bill kicked @$$!!!

Originally posted by BlackJackal
Fun times!
It's the reason they don't allow rocket-launchers in movie theatres. I wish the same could be said about cell-phones.

In Kaiju tradition, Godzilla dramatically arrives in San Francisco Bay and begins trashing the city. The Hulk arrives on the scene out of sheer story convenience and the two green behemoths begin an epic battle that threatens lives and property.

Now in M. Night Shyamalan style plot-twist, the unlikely team up of Hellboy, Gandalf the White, Beatrix Kiddo [Kill Bill's the Bride], and Darth Vader.

🤣

NO!!!!!!!! NOT SAN FRANCISCO!!!!! cry Damn it, I live near there. Why can't it be a shitty city like LA or something? 😛

Godzilla kills em all. Black-hole busting atomic breath ftw. 313

If it makes you feel better, just imagine how much federal aid money you'd get from F.E.M.A. I'd say Godzilla and the Hulk throwing down would be a MUCH bigger natural disaster than Katrina was.

Originally posted by BlackJackal
If it makes you feel better, just imagine how much federal aid money you'd get from F.E.M.A. I'd say Godzilla and the Hulk throwing down would be a MUCH bigger natural disaster than Katrina was.

AHHHHHHH!!! EVEN WORSE!!! THEY'RE STILL REBUILDING NEW ORLEANS!!! nuts AND WE'RE A BLUE STATE WITH A CHIMP FOR PRESIDENT!!

Originally posted by BlackJackal
Fun times!
It's the reason they don't allow rocket-launchers in movie theatres. I wish the same could be said about cell-phones.

In Kaiju tradition, Godzilla dramatically arrives in San Francisco Bay and begins trashing the city. The Hulk arrives on the scene out of sheer story convenience and the two green behemoths begin an epic battle that threatens lives and property.

Now in M. Night Shyamalan style plot-twist, the unlikely team up of Hellboy, Gandalf the White, Beatrix Kiddo [Kill Bill's the Bride], and Darth Vader.

🤣

Great fun. The force isn't going to do anything against The Hulk or Godzilla. Beatrix gets taken out fast and quick by either one. Gandalf loses also. Hellboy isn't that strong or powerful to take on two powerhouses. Godzilla and Hulk win in a beat down.

I like the way you talk. Where you from ? Narnia ?
But the party must go on! Mardi Gras has gone off without a hitch! Mission accomplished!

Originally posted by BlackJackal
I like the way you talk. Where you from ? Narnia ?
But the party must go on! Mardi Gras has gone off without a hitch! Mission accomplished!

Originally posted by BlackJackal
If it makes you feel better, just imagine how much federal aid money you'd get from F.E.M.A. I'd say Godzilla and the Hulk throwing down would be a MUCH bigger natural disaster than Katrina was.

I never got federal aid money and Hurricane Rita hit me pretty good...lol. I've seen first hand what Katrina and Rita did....so, I'd hate to see what Godzilla would do to a city.

if u put matthew broderick in the oppsoinf thread its a win for sure. he knows how to handle godzilla.

Uhhh....

matthew broderick has been a badass since ferris bueller's day off. dont underestimate his truancy skills.

Godzilla stomps them and the Hulk - dumb thread

Originally posted by boriquaking55
Godzilla stomps them and the Hulk - dumb thread

No...it's a FUN thread! There's a difference.
But if you think it's as simple as Godzilla just stepping on the Hulk, then you obviously don't know the Green Goliath. That would make the Hulk pretty pi$$ed. And the madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets! So it's not a far stretch to have Hulk whipping Godzilla around by his rather sizable tail.