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Yes, I know this is a dumb topic, but I was wondering if there was a site out there that listed all the current world eating records. The reason being, I think I may have a shot with cottage cheese. I can eat about 8 dump truck's worth in 2 minutes. Or close to it, I think.

3 soda crackers in a minute......looks easy but I don't know....

What about eating poo? maybe someone here could claim that record, possibly from Germany?

Originally posted by botankus
Yes, I know this is a dumb topic, but I was wondering if there was a site out there that listed all the current world eating records. The reason being, I think I may have a shot with cottage cheese. I can eat about 8 dump truck's worth in 2 minutes. Or close to it, I think.

You are even more of a sick man then I thought. Which is amazing.

Originally posted by botankus
Yes, I know this is a dumb topic, but I was wondering if there was a site out there that listed all the current world eating records. The reason being, I think I may have a shot with cottage cheese. I can eat about 8 dump truck's worth in 2 minutes. Or close to it, I think. I can eat 1/2 a pizza!

Could you get Pizza during the Depression?

Originally posted by smoker4
Could you get Pizza during the Depression?

Originally posted by smoker4
Could you get Pizza during the Depression?

You can eat pizza when you are depressed.

And I'm talking small or large curd cottage cheese. Lowfat or regular. Fresh or rotten. Bring it on, f***ers!

I can eat a lot of pickles.......mmmmmm dill.

Pickle slices or the tubular kind?

Baby dills....

sushi rolls. i could whoop a sumo wrestler in a sushi eating contest

When I googled "world record for eating cottage cheese" This page is the first result. I suppose that doth not bode well for your request does it? I shall continue mine search for the answer.

I didn't know Galactus kept records of what worlds he eats.

Originally posted by Mindship
I didn't know Galactus kept records of what worlds he eats. I guess he's competeing with other planet eaters like Unicron.

Edit: or wait I know, maybe he's on a special diet, so is keeping track of what types of planets he eats..

Originally posted by debbiejo
I can eat 1/2 a pizza!

Really? I just made a pizza today and I ate all but three of the slices...it was equivalent to a large size pizza. (Yes I am an "autotroph", I make my own food...)

I have always been fascinated by people who can eat all of that stuff. Did anyone watch that National Geographic show, "The Science Of: World Record Eaters." or something like that.

Originally posted by smoker4
What about eating poo? maybe someone here could claim that record, possibly from Germany?

Haha!

Originally posted by Creshosk
When I googled "world record for eating cottage cheese" This page is the first result.

That's pretty funny.

I'm starting my training this week. I just bought 1-1/2 pounds of cottage cheese and tomorrow night I'm going to try to eat it in under a minute. Don't worry, I'll have plenty of medical attention around (a.k.a. a toilet). If all goes well, I'll up the bar.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I can eat a lot of pickles.......mmmmmm dill. fritos scoops.

Look it up online by typing in "Workd's eating Records" that is alot of cheese.I would be sick for a week if I was eating all that cheese!jm

I just cut the cheese.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Look it up online by typing in "Workd's eating Records" that is alot of cheese.I would be sick for a week if I was eating all that cheese!jm

I tried "Workd's Eating Records," and even "Work's Eating Records" to be safe, but alas, no luck.

Okay, I found the website. It has records for lots of foods, but no cottage cheese. Look out, I'm ready to make history (pending result of Tuesday's event).

Alright, the results are in. I did 1.4 lbs. of Breakstone's cottage cheese in 1 minute. I used a pretty steady pace, but I feel if I really push myself (ala shoveling and scraping it in my mouth) I could do 2 lbs. in that time. So I guess right now I'm the world record holder. I'll be signing autographs at the next Dairy convention.

You really were serious??? LOL


Well congrads then, you are the king of special...king



I just had chinese food, 2 plates full.

I do have a confession to make. I had the beer munchies. Yes, I was drunk at the time of the gorge-fest, so I admit to using performance enhancement drugs.

Debs, how long did it take you to eat 2 plates worth of Chinese food? The current record is 3 seconds, but I trust you blew that record away.

Originally posted by botankus
I do have a confession to make. I had the beer munchies. Yes, I was drunk at the time of the gorge-fest, so I admit to using performance enhancement drugs.

Debs, how long did it take you to eat 2 plates worth of Chinese food? The current record is 3 seconds, but I trust you blew that record away.

3 seconds????? that has got to be BS.

Let me check...I think it might be. I'd like to bump this thread a bit, just to keep it near that obsesity thread.

My next attempts are going to involve chugging V8 juice and upping the cottage cheese consumption to 3 minutes.

Well it took me 10 minutes.........

Originally posted by debbiejo
Well it took me 10 minutes.........

It took me 5...

Oink!

Hmmm, wonder what I can eat fast?

I can think fast though wandering from thought to thought. Okay, I win.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Oink!

Hmmm, wonder what I can eat fast?

I can think fast though wandering from thought to thought. Okay, I win.

Oh! We are talking about eating?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Oh! We are talking about eating?

What about chitlins? How much chitlins can you eat in 5 minutes?

Originally posted by dadudemon
3 seconds????? that has got to be BS.

I don't know, I've seen a fat-ass on T.V. eat an entire watermelon in under 20 seconds. I've also seen another fat-ass, actually, he was fatter, finish off a large jar of mayonnaise in 7-8 seconds.

Originally posted by botankus
What about chitlins? How much chitlins can you eat in 5 minutes? chitlins? I've heard of it, but what exactly is that.

Originally posted by debbiejo
chitlins? I've heard of it, but what exactly is that.

Ymmmmmm

http://www.anniemayhem.com/blog%20pics/chitlins.jpg

This thread makes me hungry *disapperars to the supermarket*

Are chitlin's gizzards? I love gizzards.

Now that's a contest I can enter..

What's the world record for eating cats?

I was doing some thinking last night (Tuesday is my competitive eating training night), and I think the sensitivity of one's teeth plays a big part in their eating ability. If your teeth are sensitive to cold or hot foods, it can slow you down. I thought about that while scarfing down 9 quarter-inch turkey slices in a minute. Not impressive, I know, but for some reason it stung my lower teeth. Maybe I should have set it out of the fridge for a minute or two beforehand.