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So... Here I am... Again...

I was in the shower doing my thing and no one was home so I just walked out into my living room naked and Thorinn just decides to walk in.

So he looks down and goes...

"Got wood much?! haermm"

Instand. Teddiursa. Quickclaw.
For you who don't play pokemon -> Wikipedia on Teddiursa

I grab a towel. I was like in response...

"It's like.. out on the balcony...place...sorta... GET OUT OF MY LIVING ROOM!" *Flails Arms*

So he replied back with....

"Whatever, BTW, you have a hard on. jockey"

And Left my living room to continue building my bird house, and me all flustered. haermm

Barker hide the cheese

Why did he look down?

laughcry

haermm barker ~etc~ haermm

Originally posted by Barker
haermm barker ~etc~ haermm

^

Originally posted by Barker
haermm barker ~etc~ haermm



Originally posted by silver_tears
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If you wanna know the shower story you'll have to PM me. sly

How about you PM me. sly a naked picture.

Originally posted by silver_tears
How about you PM me. sly a naked picture.

How do I know they're in the right hands? sly

You know damn well how right my hands are. sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
You know damn well how right my hands are. sly

Ironic, the hands that are so right are oh so wrong. sly

Originally posted by Kram3r
Ironic, the hands that are so right are oh so wrong. sly

Tease. sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
Tease. sly

No one gets to milk this cow for free. sly

'Cept Barker. sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
'Cept Barker. sly

That's a given. sly

mmmmmmmm....leche de lycan.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
mmmmmmmm....leche de lycan.....

I wish I knew what that meant. haermm

Milk of Lycan. herbeyes


Barker just comes haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Milk of Lycan. herbeyes


Barker just comes haermm con chocolate!!! y marshmallows!!!

With Chocolate and Marshmallows!

yessir.

What the f*ck? haermm

Someone should start a "We hate 20 posts a page" club.

Originally posted by Barker
Someone should start a "We hate 20 posts a page" club.

I'll be president. jockey

They don't have presidents in Australia. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
They don't have presidents in Australia. haermm

F*ck you. We have president's for RSL clubs and such, etc. haermm

Real Salt Lake? haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Real Salt Lake? haermm

Try again. haermm

Really Small Lkram3r'sdingdong? haermm

Barker needs to come over here. vin

Nice store, what time does it open? haermm

It's open 24/7. herbsmile

Give me the 2:53 AM on Thursday morning special. vin

Would you like fries with that? haermm

Only if they're still warm. haermm

Fresh too. haermm

Will you feed them to me if I get on the counter? haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Really Small Lkram3r'sdingdong? haermm

Try again. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Barker needs to come over here. vin

He would, but it'd be fairly fast. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Will you feed them to me if I get on the counter? haermm

On all fours? sly

Originally posted by Kram3r
Try again. haermm



He would, but it'd be fairly fast. haermm
I give. haermm


It's called being punctual. haermm
Originally posted by silver_tears
On all fours? sly
Which way should I be pointing?

No pun intended. jockey

Originally posted by Barker
I give. haermm


It's called being punctual. haermm

Too bad!

Not when you come before the lady arrives. haermm

Originally posted by Barker

Which way should I be pointing?

No pun intended. jockey

Up. 313

Originally posted by Kram3r
Too bad!

Not when you come before the lady arrives. haermm
So sad!

She told me to warm myself up first. haermm
Originally posted by silver_tears
Up. 313
Look, ceiling. 131

Originally posted by Barker
So sad!

She told me to warm myself up first. haermm

Teacup!

Yeah, I know how you have to work your way up, too bad for those American/Canadian chicks. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Teacup!

Yeah, I know how you have to work your way up, too bad for those American/Canadian chicks. haermm
Tea Bag!

Too bad for those Australian/not Utahn chicks. haermm

Why do all of Kram3r's stories involve naked men?haermm

hmm

Originally posted by Barker
Tea Bag!

Too bad for those Australian/not Utahn chicks. haermm

Coffee!

"Super nice" guys finish last, and with a sore ass. crylaugh

Originally posted by Kram3r
Coffee!

"Super nice" guys finish last, and with a sore ass. crylaugh
Barker Juice!

ermmnonehaermm~etc~

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why do all of Kram3r's stories involve naked men?haermm

You'll never know. vin

Originally posted by Barker
Barker Juice!

ermmnonehaermm~etc~

BJ = FTW!

You've been outed, lol. haermm

I hear Tsure's brother's free. crylaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
hmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
You'll never know. vin

Ghey secks?lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ghey secks?lookaround

When!!! vin

No! I'm a straight dude, I like you know, banging hoes and like jacking off to lesbians. ermm

Originally posted by Kram3r


I'm a gay dude, I like you know, banging male hoes and like jacking off to hot guy on guy. ermm

Makes so much sense.lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Makes so much sense.lookaround

The more muscularly the better droolio x 1000

Hey! That's defamatory!!!

Originally posted by Kram3r
The more muscularly the better droolio x 1000

Hey! That's defamatory!!!

Come to America and say it to my face.forgetu

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Come to America and say it to my face.forgetu

I'll be doing more than just saying to your face. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I'll be doing more than just saying to your face. haermm

Promise?cryoh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Promise?cryoh

You can bet my gay straight ass I will. cryoh

Originally posted by Kram3r
You can bet my gay straight ass I will. cryoh straight? then what was last night?