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Lord Raptor finds himself bored after surviving the destruction of Jedah's dimension. He looks for HsienKo and asks her out on a date. A big slap across the chin reminded him why things didn't work out for him last time. He finally decides to stop chasing HsienKo. Days later we see him watching TV in an abandoned warehouse. Bored out of his rotten ass he changes channels until he watches a replay of Yuna's latest concert. He is inmediately taken aback by Yuna's unique eyes and her out of this world beauty.

Yes...Lord Raptor has a crush on Yuna.

Everyone's favorite dead heavy metal star encounters Yuna in Spira. The lovely ex-summoner did her best to avoid the smell of Raptor's corpse, but she couldn't. However being the elite lady we have all come to love and expect she puts up with it. It turns out Raptor asks her out on a date without thinking twice. You know him being a rockstar and all of that he can get any booty...or so he thinks. Being too big of a goody shoes she tells him that she will only go out on a date with him if more people attended his concert than her's on the same night--Yuna had just finished 5 consecutive sold out concerts so she believes he will fail.

Lord Raptor agrees.

After long weeks of preparation both Yuna & Lord Raptor's concerts open. Who will get the bigger audience? Will Yuna be forced to go out with a guy that smells worse than fat bastard's diaper? Or will Lord Raptor receive yet another slap?

You decide.

Lord Raptor
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Yuna
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No chance for Raptor. Luca's concert audience was HUGE. Raptor's smelly ass hasn't a chance with the lovely Yuna.

PS. Thanks for posting the Real Emotion video. One of my favorite opening FMVs of all-time.

Poor zombie dude...maybe he should get a crush on Jill Valentine.

Raptor runs and find another rape victim.
Yuna wins.

Raptor has a really good shot at winning. Before he died, he was the biggest rock and roll star of his time. He killed about a million people at his final concert where he killed himself.

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No.

I agree with Guilty Gear.