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Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

FAIL.

WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply chloroform steeks

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
In my book a hand doesn't lead to a lick tongue_ss

and

In our case it would. >_>;


MY HANDS ARE MAGICAL!

Originally posted by Vathu
In our case it would. >_>;


MY HANDS ARE MAGICAL! Teh Magical Hands fear

They seduce girls with a single touch. Oh noes!!!1111 oh

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Teh Magical Hands fear

They seduce girls with a single touch. Oh noes!!!1111 oh steeks

Originally posted by MR.Grum
steeks You have them too? shock

if that was true, everybody would get laid.




you fail, sir.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
You have them too? shock



I don't know.

I mean. Gillian would enjoy me touching her any time.

Thomas is the only problem.

But like. They can be happy. I'm OK with not touching Gillian. >_>

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
if that was true, everybody would get laid.




you fail, sir.

Already satated. x]

Originally posted by Vathu
FAIL.

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply


Spoken like a true virgin.

Originally posted by Homer J.
Before: No


After: If its good, Yes.

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Ihateowls/oyou.jpg

Originally posted by Vathu
Already satated. x]

I dont see that stated anywhere sir. It is you who fails.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I dont see that stated anywhere sir. It is you who fails.



No, Ma'am.

You Fail, Ma'am.

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply




man i dont who failed worse paris hilton pasing a h.i.v test or this guy trying to get laid.

Originally posted by Vathu


No, Ma'am.

You Fail, Ma'am.

k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

It's only the second post. haermm

Originally posted by Vathu


No, Ma'am.

You Fail, Ma'am.

k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

Originally posted by Homer J.
k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

Well.


He fails worse than Windows Fire wall.

Originally posted by Homer J.
Before: No


After: If its good, Yes.

Wrong.

Before: Never

After: You laugh really weird laughs at each other and don't say a word.

Originally posted by Homer J.
n3g

Before: Nope


After: You look at eachother...Smile.....High five....than do it again.

At least in my house.

Or just ask her/him when he/she's available next.

Originally posted by Homer J.
n3g

Before: Nope


After: You look at eachother...Smile.....High five....than do it again.

At least in my house.

Do you usually piss right after?

Then high five?

Or do you high five then take a leak?

Originally posted by Homer J.
Do I automatically have to pee right after? Whats up with that?

I always do, well did, haven't had much action lately. ermm

Originally posted by Vathu
HAHA.


FAIL.

I'll kill you.

Originally posted by Homer J.
I usually wait until we are done. Unless its an emergency. ermm

We can do it? srug

Your girl must appreciate you. ermmnone

Sorry, I'm not gay.

Relax don't get your pink knickers in a twist, it was a joke thread

Originally posted by Homer J.
I'd say so. She's a catch ermhappy


Thats cool. ermm

How much bait did you have to use? haermm

Indeed.

Originally posted by Homer J.
about 7 and a half to 8 inches haermm

Of minnows? haermm

Originally posted by Homer J.
If thats what you want to call it haermm

I won't call it anything. That's Barkers job. haermm

Originally posted by Homer J.
He's probably give it a Pkmnz name haermm

He's such a nerd. haermm

Originally posted by simonrob123




...a finger leads to a hand

what kind of mammoth vaginas do you frequent?

A beer commercial about high fiving sex pests?

When you said finger, I imagined the woman being fingered, not the man. haermm

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

Seems like really bad sex.haermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
When you said finger, I imagined the woman being fingered, not the man. haermm

What if some men are into that?shockyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What if some men are into that?shockyes
Are they???

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What if some men are into that?shockyes a finger up in me? NO THANK YOU.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Are they???

There must be.ermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a finger up in me? NO THANK YOU.

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

Is it so hard to erase the "Body:" in the message showing that you stole it from some stupid MySpace bulletin?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
There must be.ermm



hey, YOU brought it up, sicko.

If you don't repost this, you will get stomach cancer.

Originally posted by JacopeX
If you don't repost this, you will get stomach cancer.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hey, YOU brought it up, sicko.

I didn't ask for your opinion on it.sly

Originally posted by JacopeX
If you don't repost this, you will get stomach cancer.

It appears simonrob is 14 years old... if anyone feels they should be encouraged to smile at people more often then dont. This kid has had as much sexual experience as Crash Bandicoot

Edit: shit double post AHHHHH i feel teh canker

Originally posted by FoxMeister
It appears simonrob is 14 years old... if anyone feels they should be encouraged to smile at people more often then dont. This kid has had as much sexual experience as Crash Bandicoot Seriously, just look at his location!

Gabrella is a friend of mine in KMC By the way.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a finger up in me? NO THANK YOU.

And I'm sure FJ never asked. woot


Funny if she did..


But whatever freaky sh*t you two do in Texas, you can keep it to yourselves.

Crash Bandicott...cool guy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Crash Bandicott...cool guy.
I just saw his PS1 game on the top shelf in my room and thought i would bring him into it

Originally posted by JacopeX
Seriously, just look at his location!

Gabrella is a friend of mine in KMC By the way.

Who da f*ck is Gabrella?


Sounds like a stripper name. haermm

old school!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=95671
slightly mediocre profile

HMMM......

Originally posted by FoxMeister
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=95671
slightly mediocre profile

Let's play the game, count how many typos she has in that profile! haermm

I cant count higher than humanly possible so i will have a =tiny= problem

ermmnone

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=441868

Good times

Originally posted by simonrob123
i love her love her love her
she love me she loves me she love me
want to meet her want to meet her want to meet her
got to kiss her kiss her kiss her
kisskisskiss
inloveinloveinlove

Originally posted by JacopeX
Sorry but I slept with her last night.

Swerve! tongue_ss

Originally posted by simonrob123
i am going to f**ken kill u for saying that

Originally posted by JacopeX

OMG that is funny as

I have had pm's from her.

what did they say?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I have had pm's from her. What a coincidence.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
what did they say?

huhfox
edit: LOL...

Originally posted by JacopeX
What a coincidence. I know, right? "my boobs bounce when I jog."

Lots of w@nkers in this thread. I'll leave yall to it.

if you cant beat them....

Originally posted by dadudemon
Come to think of it...I high five yo mamas tittys during sex when she is on top...I like to watch them bounce and she likes the sting. That was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard

















high 5

Originally posted by Strangelove
crylaugh

I thank you. jhappy

Originally posted by dadudemon
Come to think of it...I high five yo mamas tittys during sex when she is on top...I like to watch them bounce and she likes the sting.

Ew. Good luck with that.

This how it worked for me.

I was sitting with my crush on the edge of my bed. And I remembered about this thread so I went for it.......Sorta....

I put my hand up, signaling a high five. IN her confusion she says "What are you doing?". I say "It means, give me a high five. What else?"

So she gave me a high five with a "WTF?" look on her face then we just sit there......for awhile. Then I ask "How do you feel". She looks at me. "How do I feel? What are you talking about?" I just turns around and I say "Nevermind. Just wanted to try something new."


Thanks alot Simonrob, my crush thinks i'm a friggin loser.

WTF this bull shit?

Half of all threads suck ass

I was making out with her on the couch and was like "We should move this to your bedroom."

It was sly as hell. haermm

You could skip all those steps and get with that girl who's drink you've spiked, I wouldn't skip the high five stage though, that's more important than the condom...

Originally posted by Naz
naughty

I was all "Get older, then we'll talk."

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
In my book a hand doesn't lead to a lick tongue_ss

and Yes it does

Originally posted by dadudemon
Come to think of it...I high five yo mamas tittys during sex when she is on top...I like to watch them bounce and she likes the sting.

Every post Vathu has made in this thread has made me laugh my ass off so far.

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

You rookie

Let me show you how Sex starts

... A touch leads to nudity

... Nudity leads to sex