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Do you guys follow them so called dating rules? dur

ex. Don't call the next day, wait for an appropriate amount of time....
Don't sleep with anyone on the first date...
And etc etc. 13jockey

Good question

The only thing I go by is I don't like to screw anyone I don't know that well. baka

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do you guys follow them so called dating rules? dur

ex. Don't call the next day, wait for an appropriate amount of time....
Don't sleep with anyone on the first date...
And etc etc. 13jockey

Don't call the next day...I don't like that rule, if I truly had a great time and wanted to see her again, I'll probably call the next day.

I do, however, follow the don't sleep with anyone on the first date rule.

I bat my eyelashes, look innocent, and they are at my mercy.

But I am a one woman man, so I cant do that aymore.

What are other rules you guys have heard?

Originally posted by silver_tears
What are other rules you guys have heard?
the sleep rule
it's 3 days, not one
open the doors for her
pull her chair out for her
eye contact
no ex talk
brush your teeth
shave
dont get drunk
make her pay

There should be a mandatory BJ by the 3rd date. jockey

Wash your paws before holding hands. jockey

Originally posted by Barker
Wash your paws before holding hands. jockey

crylaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you are wise...thats some Yoda shyat.

I haven't been on a date in a year. salute

Maybe that's why. sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
Maybe that's why. sly

Psssh.....

Or all the girls I asked turned me down. ermm

Impossible. blush2

Oh you. baka

I didn't ask many girls though. haermm

Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.

Originally posted by mitchum
Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.
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Barker beat me to it. jockey

Get that cat out of the way. jockey

What are them rules and generally rules are shit

I hated the games you had to play...I LOATHED the games.

Every girl I dated...except my wife...played the stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid games...

Look...if you like someone...and they like you...don't be a dumbass!

(If you can't tell...I hate the stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid idiotic stupid games...I have some memories where all I had to do was play the games...stupid games. I refused to play so I went on many many many first second and third dates but didn't get to four very often.)

Following rules is idiotic, do whatever you feel like doing, don't go with someone else's idea of moral correctness.

It is very difficult to say what will work right for a person with so many different people, with so many different interests and likes and dislikes. What works successfully for one person may spell disaster for another. Dates don' t need to create any more stress than already exists.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I tend to go with the flow most of the times. Anything is possible.313

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I tend to go with the flow most of the times. Anything is possible.313

True, its the only way you get action.131

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well, well, well look what Irene dragged in.sly

Kicking and screaming weep

I like your avatar, but it looks better stuck to my ceiling above my bed sly

I have a total boner for cheese

Originally posted by Ronny
I have a total boner for cheese

SO the way between your legs is with cheese?haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She likes it when you scream. it feeds her.cryoh

At least I'm on top.sly

She made me do things cryoh

Good one haermm

Originally posted by Ronny
I have a total boner for cheese Originally posted by LethalFemme
SO the way between your legs is with cheese?haermm

Perfect for Kram3r haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
SO the way between your legs is with cheese?haermm No my coochie just smells like it.

Well hello hello Mist you gayfag

Originally posted by LethalFemme
DId you like it?cryoh

I know.haermm



lol My mouth tastes like a dirty stove... man what the hell

Originally posted by Ronny
My mouth tastes like a dirty stove... man what the hell

Is it Mist related?sly

Originally posted by Ronny

Well hello hello Mist you gayfag

thats Mr gayfag to you schmoll

Originally posted by LethalFemme
DId you like it?cryoh

I know.haermm


No she recorded it and made me watch it again and again.cryoh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is it Mist related?sly Yea, I just gave him head. His junk tastes like elephant boogers

Originally posted by Ronny
Yea, I just gave him head. His junk tastes like elephant boogers

You bit me sl*t

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Show me? So I can get you help?lookaround



Thats just nasty. I mean who admits to having sexual contact with Mist?nahuh

She has the tape cryoh

Originally posted by Ronny
Stop lying you two faced slu*. You totally asked for it.

Paid, asked....same thing sly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll get it....................but it'll cost youermmcry He's a loose hooker with no money. How can he pay you?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll get it....................but it'll cost youermmcry

Ok ok...*drops pants* ermmcry

Originally posted by Ronny
So what? I wasn't expecting you to bleed ninja turtle sh*t

I have sensitive balls weep

I totally shit all over this thread...


Haha. In relation to the topic. Every dude I'm into isnt into me as much as they are into another girl. And the guys that want me I don't want. And I tend to mess with guys heads... So dating.. so not a good idea.

Originally posted by Ronny
I totally shit all over this thread...


Haha. In relation to the topic. Every dude I'm into isnt into me as much as they are into another girl. And the guys that want me I don't want. And I tend to mess with guys heads... So dating.. so not a good idea.

*****, *****, *****, *****, *****. Sl*t.nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Thats not enough.ermmcry

*lubes up*ermmcry

Originally posted by Ronny
I totally shit all over this thread...


Haha. In relation to the topic. Every dude I'm into isnt into me as much as they are into another girl. And the guys that want me I don't want. And I tend to mess with guys heads... So dating.. so not a good idea.

F*ck buddies, get one petpet

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*****, *****, *****, *****, *****. Sl*t.nahuh tongue I love you

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do you guys follow them so called dating rules? dur

ex. Don't call the next day, wait for an appropriate amount of time....
Don't sleep with anyone on the first date...
And etc etc. 13jockey No ermm

Originally posted by Ronny
I have a couple... but I'm not really into the whole meaningless sex thing right now

I understand. *puts away the condoms*

Originally posted by Ronny
Fatty

oh

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Bend over.tongue_ss

Not again. weep

I read this whole thread secretly.

Does that count as Voyeur?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Always again.evillaugh

weep

Originally posted by Barker
I read this whole thread secretly.

Does that count as Voyeur?

I almost bought a DS and pokemon the other day.

Does that count as being Cockblocked?

cockblocked....hehehehe...whos the blocker?